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Jan 25, 2017 7:03 PM
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Threns
At least you admit it, unlike all these fucking shower arguments we see posted here as actual interactions.
abuildingsea
I do it in the car on the way to work daily. Sometimes i convince myself the shit really happened.
Jugofpcp
Be present and it goes away. Literally just takes practice of being aware of those thoughts. Still working on it here, a lot better tho
kenpachiramasam
R-R-R-R-R-Repost
L0StWaNdErEr
So, I'm not the only one....sweet.
SomeMotherGuy
Do you remember making this post? I'm seeing it for the first time. Thank you. I'm validated.
KevinWithABeard
Not a confession :(
Bennings
Least it's not the usual level of confession, along the lines of "I feel guilty for doing this really awesome thing" or "I hate blacks".
KevinWithABeard
True that
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Not only is this a repost but it's also not even a confession. Point whore somewhere else.
bonkersbabytail
Write
Acarus
So say we (them) all!
ducksinarow
I always end up arguing with a cop because they stopped me for no reason...
xmaneds
@repoststatistics
SpecimenSpiff
FYI, that doesn't work.
TheseArentMyGlasses
Seriously. To get @repoststatistics to appear in a thread you have to click your heels together, be pure of heart, and know what a bot is.
SpecimenSpiff
Yet you tagged it again.
bravecatgaming
if I had a downvote for every time ive seen this post with exact same text, my long elaborate mind conversations might take me over...
RafisDumpBuddy
Ikr, they don't even change the words either
isakfri
Thinking off a better world
blarghl
I too fantasize about meeting women
braaaaaaains
Who upvotes this garbage??
TheGultermenk
Even if I had a good comment, how am I supposed to make points with so many other comments around?
omegaentity
For anxiety sufferers, this can actually be a pretty big problem. They do it to the point where it causes them stress, makes them upset, 1/
omegaentity
and can cause some serious bouts of insomnia because of it. It can be all-consuming at times. 2/2
Foolsworld
My favorite conversation is the one where I am a human interpreter. I explain human actions and behavior to aliens. It pays well. Maybe.
nightbot97
So I not the only one!
nightbot97
I'm
frosty147
I do this, but when I'm alone I talk out loud. Sometimes in the car I'll get self conscious around other cars and pretend to be on the phone
SpookeeMulder
Had this exact conversation recently. Psychologically, I think it also helps prepare us mentally in case those scenarios happen
TheSSMacKenzie
Write them down. Boom. You're an author.
MagnumSandpaper
No one wants to read an impromptu heated rap battle between me and my teacher a novel long.
TheSSMacKenzie
Unless the fate of your grades, the school, nay, the WORLD depends upon it. Or, what if it was an epic rap battle ala . . .
TheSSMacKenzie
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia". Devil's come to your school to take your soul. You're a shitty student, but you've got mad rhymes. Go.
HandsomeJackBlack
Yay, now my psychosis is profitable
CephalopodLodge
No one wants to read a story about a demon princess fucking me in the ass, trust me.
IllegalDuckling
I can't trust you when I have seen the truth one too many times.
SpookyKilt
I do ;)
TheSSMacKenzie
Well, that depends. How did you meet said demon princess? Why is she a demon? Why is she a princess? What cataclysmic event . . .
TheSSMacKenzie
will happen if she doesn't fuck you in the ass? Why her, specifically? Why you, specifically? What's compelled you two to be together?
Affray
If you are in to it someone else out there will be too. Never underestimate how depraved humans are.
CephalopodLodge
Are you that someone else?
Affray
Not for this particular fantasy. But that person is out there somewhere.
HandsomeJackBlack
While that's true, sci-fi/fantasy erotica generally doesn't sell well :/
Thordis424
me too
exlurker42
Nearly everyone does this, it's okay.
StarWarsAddict
Ok good. What about entire lives though?
exlurker42
Like daydreaming about "what would my life be if I had done 'X'?" instead? Not my personal go to but it hardly seem unusual.
StarWarsAddict
No, like imagining entire lives that I doubt I'd ever have.
pikakid24
Oh thank god! I thought I was a weirdo or something.
Znayx
That thing is so disturbing and should be eradicated from the internet and everybody should watch it to gross them out because awesomeness
pikakid24
Znayx
Caaaaaarrrrlll
Rapp44
I just had one with you...
soul201
I see what u didnt do there
Arkatie
I have to imagine some situation that will never happen with imaginary people to fall asleep. Its my fav. Part of the day
olhotdogfingers
yeah. we all think we're batshit nuts, but we aren't. unless you think you are sane, in which case, you are fullblown fucking bananas.
letstalknews
Had an ex that said that....boy she was a freak....and insane.
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Hey, fuck you asshole, I'm the most sane person in my head.
todd4a2211
I'm not psycho, it's just my first day possessing this body and it takes adjusting. So give me a break
1creamybaby
although insane people do make a lot of good points. As do toddlers.
ThePotatoBandit
The banana-nuts spectrum
ISarabi
I'm not sane. My mother had me tested.
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
Am I fucking bananas? Or fucking, bananas?
CartLicker
You are Fucking Bananas
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
I knew it
qortse
why not both?
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
I am the most sane person I know so that's true
spratacuss
is that you Carla?
iilloovveeiimmgguurr
Stahp. U will never find my confession bear when I make one. Coz it will die in usersub!! Ps: I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this
iilloovveeiimmgguurr
Actually.. They're not made up situations though. They're real and I just wish I can mic drop some peeps haha and I always do in my head
LordChapstick
It's called thinking.
94theBest
It's more than thinking, it's thinking specifically about specific scenarios panning out in great detail
iamkarlpilkington
Yeah.. Sorry how exactly is this a confession? Must've felt amazing to unburden yourself like that.. Conversations in your head, jesus..
KennyKruck
But when the apocalypse comes, man I'll be ready.
babbzilla
I call them fanta-scenes
madeinbaghdad
It's called overthinking
FirstDagger
That is what YOU think.
MrJBK99
Language precedes thought
entertainmerightnow
*Wishful thinking.
yoshigg
Exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
SuspiciousHamster
And it hurts my head...
NirvanaNik
Using my brain compartments and departments.
meth0dz
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip!
gprogri
I know what OP means. Anxiety is the key element u need to make your self more comfortable in difficult situations. Learn to stop it on que
PsychopompGecko
It's actually called
seuratparrot
Bicameral Mind, bruh. Thx, Westworld!
DavidNightingale
It doesn't look like anything to me.
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
DemonicDonut
I wonder how many people actually do this thiugh...
Rokbound
Honestly not that many
PonyMadness
Pretty sure lots of people think. Not all the time mind you, but sometimes. At least once a day... maybe
AncientSeraph
Going by how often this is posted, a hell of a lot.
PolarHailStorm
Everyone does. It's part of our nature in the way the brain functions.
AnApologeticCanadian
Pretty sure everyone.
IamMeWasTaken
well convenietly you always have someone to talk to and reflect with if you make it a habit.
TheVeryJesusOrangeJuice
All of the peoples.
JunWasHere
That's actually the core subject of sentience - At the extreme, the only way to know a person is conscious is to be that person.
Heated76
What I always wondered was how TRULY bilingual peoples inner monologue works. Is it a mix of the two? Based on the most recent spoken etc
fouaurore
Hear both at once
YharnamsFinest
My housemate thinks in English and Italian, or so she told me the other day. Apparently it's easier to think in Italian lol
BoredCentury
It depends on who I am thinking about if the person I am thinking about only speaks Spanish I think in Spanish
Prinzka
Dutch is my native language. My inner monologue has been in English since about 12.
LumberpunkCyberjack
I am Polish. I live in England and I think in English. I actually find it hard to think in Polish. I still count in Polish though.
ashmenon
For me each language has its own voice.
Undeity
Depends on what you're thinking. I speak 3 very different languages, and my thoughts are comprised of whichever words best fit the thought.
Undeity
I often switch between languages in the middle of a thought, as certain concepts are better conveyed in one language over another.
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WowSoSparkly
Yes! Counting is probably the last thing I still do in my native lang., I even swear mostly in english now.
lemmingsoup
Apparently it's because the part of your brain that controls numbers/counting isn't the same as the part that controls language.
thelonepig
That interesting, I noticed my boyfriend does too.
IBelieveInDarveyHent
It switches regularly. I'm a native french speaker and whenever I start reading or speaking english I also begin to think in English. 1/2
IBelieveInDarveyHent
It becomes natural. If I speak a language and think in another one, the information takes longer to process and I hesitate before talking 2/
IBelieveInDarveyHent
It becomes natural. If I speak a language and think in another one, the information takes longer to process and I hesitate before talking 2/
SuckAnElf
My BIL was raised Spanish speaking and learned English very young. Since he's mostly around English speakers apparently he thinks in English
WowSoSparkly
Same. I speak english more than my native language so I even talk to myself in english now.
SuckAnElf
I wondered the same thing so asked him haha.
raptorheyzues
I am actually curious if that's what happens or if they just have the meaning and intent as their thoughts.
transientgirl
I'd say it's the last. Or in my case when I think in English (not native) I always notice I'm doing it, if I'm not doing it deliberately.