To everyone here claiming ADHD... Fuck you. I am severely dyslexic, with ADHD, and even though I was diagnosed at 12 years old, I wasn't medicated until I was 35 (thanks,junky mom, I am successful in spite of you). this shit is fucking funny.
My dad's friend was a big time prankster. Back in the day he bought a porcelain egg and put it in his farmer neighbor's chicken coop, totally forgot about it. Finally gets a call months later from the neighbor, who had sent it to a nearby university and paid like a grand to have it analyzed because he couldn't crack it. He remembered during the call, I don't recall if he pretended he had no idea or fessed up
I watched an episode of some home renovation show and they tore that type of island down. Did not like that set up at all. Just saying that I watch too much HGTV.
I mean... That fake egg sounded pretty solid, maybe not the best idea to demonstrate it's unbreakable nature by throwing on those tile floors... Could easily cause a crack.
What drives me up the wall is when movies and tv shows have a trailer for the trailer at the beginning of the trailer for the movie. Like I didn't just click on it to see the trailer, you have to make sure to show me 5 random seconds of the trailer before I watch the trailer so I know that the 60 seconds of the trailer for the movie I was curious about is interesting enough for me to watch the rest of the trailer to see if I'm interested in the movie. What a fucking pointless trend.
Reminds me of an article I read, probably several years ago, that basically said modern novel structure has changed a lot. You can't write 92 chapters to set up the story anymore. If you aren't in the thick of it by about page 3, people just put down your book, and that's assuming you kept the publisher from doing the same thing.
Look I don't need a HUGE one, I just want one designed where my husband and I can both be in it without at least one of us squishing half over a counter
I've been saying this since this trend started. This might have been good back in the days of dial up but just why? No one's attention span is 3 seconds.
I feel like in the dial-up days it was such a pain in the ass to upload and host a video that nobody was going to bother unless it was actually important.
Incredibly. Especially when 100 other videos are a swipe away. Another "trick" that'll probably annoy you is when they play non related video game clips while they monologue about something. Brain rot is real.
oh my gosh like those minecraft parkour videos behind reddit and tumblr stories? i click "don't recommend channel" every single time one of those pops up in my feed but I inevitably get one every week or so.
I laughed, but my old-man brain also thought, "We put chickens through hell to produce those eggs for food, and that asshole just wasted it for internet points."
Exyr
As pranks go this one is pretty good
Ehvilmonkey
People wearing shoes inside never stops baffling me... It just wrong
90sLego
When you know the love is dead in your parents marriage and you wanna move things along:
Syko73
Are we just going to ignore that 2 acre kitchen though?
KilroyLichking
stonecoldstevebuschemi
TripleDane
They were below sea level.
Why were the fish’s grades so bad?
johnblood616
Dad should lay off the botox
Megadestructo
Fuck that's a big kitchen.
OhSheeeeeet
Next they divorced.
chelsiedagger
I am chortling ngl
tiptoeingthru
Dad looks like Temu Sly Stallone
lifeisadadjoke
I approve of this joke.
aesaclub
My old brain: Why is mom 24
MantisTobagganMD
You should recalibrate what you think 24 looks like. I would guess early forties at lowest.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Usch, det lät dansk? Inte direkt... Eggande.
Thorketil
Hälsa.
mozi4042
To everyone here claiming ADHD...
Fuck you.
I am severely dyslexic, with ADHD, and even though I was diagnosed at 12 years old, I wasn't medicated until I was 35 (thanks,junky mom, I am successful in spite of you).
this shit is fucking funny.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
TheOneThatGotBanned
that kitchen looks bigger than my apartment o.O
hyptosis
I can't even afford to watch this video. They live in polished stoned and threw my entire Thursday meal on the floor. So fucking funny.
hyptosis
*stoned mansion* dunno why mansion got cut out
squillis
Sounds like we're getting two Christmases this year, boys!
Quizz25S
Bro that’s your college tuition you just squandered on a prank. See you on the construction site.
wadatahmydamie
Look at the kitchen. The kid’s college education will be an office decoration for whatever job the dad gets him
Quizz25S
That was a joke about the cost of eggs
DagothWit
Such a large place and they can't replace the smoke detector battery?
TigerLoves
DENOUNCED
FTUG
Add another dimension to it and tell Mom beforehand so she has an extra spicy reaction prepped
Harm
Then tell the dad she's gonna overreact on purpose,so he can tell her to 'calm down'.
NussKnuspermix
Why you wanna end your parents marriage?
FTUG
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imwrongontheinternet
This kid one of the few that are responsible for their parents divorce.
applesforjuice
My dad's friend was a big time prankster. Back in the day he bought a porcelain egg and put it in his farmer neighbor's chicken coop, totally forgot about it. Finally gets a call months later from the neighbor, who had sent it to a nearby university and paid like a grand to have it analyzed because he couldn't crack it. He remembered during the call, I don't recall if he pretended he had no idea or fessed up
PostHartmann
I watched an episode of some home renovation show and they tore that type of island down. Did not like that set up at all. Just saying that I watch too much HGTV.
MantisTobagganMD
I mean... That fake egg sounded pretty solid, maybe not the best idea to demonstrate it's unbreakable nature by throwing on those tile floors... Could easily cause a crack.
hyptosis
I'm pretty sure they can afford to fix it.
mksu
Kind of sick of people putting the climax of the video as a disjointed 2 second clip roght at the start.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Tiktok enshitification
DarkMagic1516
"COMING UP!" I hate previews in all videos, it spoils the fuck out of the video. Fucking gaming videos, Vlog videos, Reaction videos, Por-
regicidalveggie
I really thought my phone was glitching
AgainstMethod
I think this is some kind of default on TikTok now?
imredheaded
People don't have the attention span to watch a minu- SQUIRREL!
Thorketil
Frankasti
Luke, I am your father! [...] In a galaxy far far away...
HighSorcerer
What drives me up the wall is when movies and tv shows have a trailer for the trailer at the beginning of the trailer for the movie. Like I didn't just click on it to see the trailer, you have to make sure to show me 5 random seconds of the trailer before I watch the trailer so I know that the 60 seconds of the trailer for the movie I was curious about is interesting enough for me to watch the rest of the trailer to see if I'm interested in the movie. What a fucking pointless trend.
TsubakiTragic
it's a tik-tok thang
TheAccursedHamster
It's a dumb as fuck thang.
idiotsonfire
Tiktok, Vine, and Youtube shorts so completely killed attention span that if payoff isn't immediately promised, people scroll right by.
mksu
Reminds me of an article I read, probably several years ago, that basically said modern novel structure has changed a lot. You can't write 92 chapters to set up the story anymore. If you aren't in the thick of it by about page 3, people just put down your book, and that's assuming you kept the publisher from doing the same thing.
nomnamless
Well you see these videos are far too long so you need to put a preview at the start of the video to show what the payoff will be
anyamountofcheesebro
Have you noticed when movie trailers have a 3 second trailer for the trailer at the start….
mksu
I have not, but I also don't really go to the movies or watch TV, so my exposure to trailers is pretty limited these days.
huffnpuff72
For this stuff. Yes. For the time lapse build of some construction or creative thing, show me up front so I can see if I wanna see it made.
backrideup9
Im more sick of seeing kitchens larger than my entire house.
ChazzK
Look I don't need a HUGE one, I just want one designed where my husband and I can both be in it without at least one of us squishing half over a counter
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
blame the deluge of crappy videos out there - the ones with an actual payoff have resorted to showing it up front so you don't swipe away
Zixtank
Made for attention deficit people
mksu
I have ADHD.
chuckaholic
I'm the target audience and I hate it
chuckaholic
I've been saying this since this trend started. This might have been good back in the days of dial up but just why? No one's attention span is 3 seconds.
GoSibi
It was never good.
mksu
I feel like in the dial-up days it was such a pain in the ass to upload and host a video that nobody was going to bother unless it was actually important.
Frobizzle
How fucking adhd and impatient are people these days that this is a thing?
Leviosoooohhhh
Kids n teens be addicted to TikTok, fam
SploogeMcDuck316
Incredibly. Especially when 100 other videos are a swipe away. Another "trick" that'll probably annoy you is when they play non related video game clips while they monologue about something. Brain rot is real.
PieSpie
oh my gosh like those minecraft parkour videos behind reddit and tumblr stories? i click "don't recommend channel" every single time one of those pops up in my feed but I inevitably get one every week or so.
HighSorcerer
Those and any video with the "top 5" overlaid over it. Complete waste of time, every single one of them.
StarscreamAndHutch
Dick move but this one cracks me up.
hyptosis
wow that girl was not cool with yoke in her oroglossal region
southflhitnrun
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PineappleLoopsBroether
……. was there a bee?
Heinsman
I hope the son cleaned it up afterwards. The prank is funny but he should take responsibility for the mess.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I feel like mom and dad are old enough yo have seen Porky's. They woild probably figure it pretty quick
justheretocommentonce
It is not really that funny.
admiralawesome4213
Counteroffer: tell her its a fake and you switched his for the real, show the egg, then throw it and its actually a second real egg https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NzVnNWc2MXZnMWFvb21vcG0xazl6NTZvZzNxZHVsNHEzb3owMjh4biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11qCjC856PSmnm/200w.webp
JustAName00
I laughed, but my old-man brain also thought, "We put chickens through hell to produce those eggs for food, and that asshole just wasted it for internet points."
wadatahmydamie
The maid cleaned it up, based on the McManson aesthetic
76000BatteryLlamas
They are all in on it and creating content so it's fine
darbythemiddle
Seriously. No one living in that $2M house is gonna give that much of a fuck about an inexpensive egg on an easily cleaned surface.
gcleff19101
I mean, I don't think she's thinking about money lost, it just seemed like a total dick move for no reason whatsoever. Which totally makes sense.
But also yeah it's probably a skit, maybe not. Who knows
mostlyrottenadvice
Every wealthy mom without maid money ive ever met actually seemed to care more its like a violation of their pristine domain
Thorketil
Inexpensive?!? In these trying times?!?
Kirj4v4
Depending on where it is, that house might be considerably more than $2M