chikybakeyranch
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Jul 7, 2020 5:59 PM
chikybakeyranch
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MikeofLA
I'm an amper, not a camper.
Sugarcrotch
yeah but by day 5 you are peaking though the window to see the shadow monsters have left. or you are carpet surfing
FarmerFrance
Weed doesn't do any of that, your personality does. Proud to be a high functioning stoner.
ObiWanKenobitch
Yep. I’ve always had a job (sometimes 2) and I smoke at least an ounce a week. Weed never affected my ability to work.
thatwoodguy
Going through usersub here is just a continual stream of stoner shit.
ruint
Two words. No hangover. When I realised that alcohol was dead to me.
WoundedZetian
I would like something to help with my pain without zonking me out.
Estoyp00ping
I’m a mail carrier and I smoke weed(yes, on the job too). No lazy pot head here.
EmeraldLight
I've never been interested is smoking of any kind & barely touched alcohol (now I can't drink anyways) & I feel like people think I'm boring
FatboyRich
Don't hang out with people that make fun of you- LOSER
johnbaz
The hardest drugs i've ever done are paracetamol!! ???
FatboyRich
Meth is cheaper, and lasts longer. More BANG for your buck
scruffyrogue
I don't think I could ever smoke pot. I use edibles instead. Trying to breathe smoke weirds me out.
20Spades
Pub3z4u
As a daily smoker IDGAF if you smoked or not. You do you, but I do this for my pain. I'll gladly smoke you're share.
uitSCHOT
Honestly never smoked weed, or cigs for that matter. Just never had a reason to. Plenty of opportunity tho, just can't be bothered with it.
johnrocks
You're confusing an activity with a lifestyle
stevefosho
You had us in the first half...
mangogangsta
I worked at several weed shops and don’t smoke or partake in any way and a lot of my friends are potheads. I never got made fun of.
mangogangsta
I also never made of them either tho
haveueverwentfast
Way to be!
BatLadyRielle
found out at thanksgiving that my husband and I (who were the youngest people at the table) are the only ones who don't smoke.
BatLadyRielle
even grandma uses marijuana. no judgement, but it's wild.
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
I found out at around 16/17 that everyone on my dad's side smokes. It's basically a rite of passage into adulthood for them.
DrSchlepenstein
I stopped smoking it when I lost an hour of my life. I smoked at a party, sat on the couch in front of the TV with a bag of Doritos, 1/
DrSchlepenstein
opened the bag, I blinked, & it was a different show & my bag was empty. It was 1 hour later 7 I remember none of it. Everyone around me 2/
DrSchlepenstein
said I zoned out like some zombie & just ate Doritos & stared at the TV screen & no one could get my attention or snap me out of it. 3/
DrSchlepenstein
Apparently after I finished off the bag I just kept putting my hand in, brought nothing out, & ate it. Don't want to experience that again.
ObiWanKenobitch
This sounds more like there was something else in the weed you smoked or you took something else and left it out to better your story.
DrSchlepenstein
A lot of alcohol was had that night as well, it was a party after all.
gunfrank00
What kind of hell weed did you have there?
WithoutAPenny
Not all of us need to smoke weed to be a low energy couch potato... sure does help though.
PokingSmot
You're assuming they don't do other drugs when they need to be productive; personally I choose coffee.
in70x
Caffeine doesn’t cut it for me anymore. Adderall is my morning joe.
narniasreal
I too have heard tale of this sacred brew. Tell me,wise one,are ten gold coins enough to procure but one meager vial of this fabled elixir?
haveueverwentfast
Coffee is worse for my anxiety than some class A drugs. Still drink it though. Got to wake up!!
iamthisguy247
I don’t smoke weed because I don’t want it to make me a low energy slacker, laying on the couch. Like why pay for something I am already?
TheBakaTaco
Try a sativa strain.
LariCheltsy
I don't smoke weed anymore...than say, your average touring funk band.
Leafus
You lose the motivation to actually get up because laying there actually feels great. When I'm laying there I usually just hate myself.
MichaeIScott
Lol this dude gets it
ReginaKasteen
This just sounds like procrastination with extra steps.
blameitonmyjuice
Procrastination you can blame on plants instead. ?
MerkNowitzki41
I smoke weed and I either game or write raps
MichaeIScott
...theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti, he’s nerv—damn, spaghetti sounds really good right now. Wait what was I saying?
lowkeylives
It enhances the experience! For real tho, you do you. Weed's not for everybody
EatTheRich2020
The depression sucks less with the weed
celestedrake
Yeah! Also my various health issues make me wary of adding anything to the equation.
gr8snd
Quitter
vingtvingt
For real tho it can actually be a very unpleasant experience for some. For example I have naturally borderline low bp, and CBD makes me/
vingtvingt
/almost black out. I am pretty chill already, just don’t need any help being more sluggish..
JotaCakes
I’d say different strains cause different affects. Those with higher thc makes you drowsier then those with higher cbd. All about the type
MrCoolWhip
It makes you giggle tho
spacecowboyein
for the happy chemicals. personally i prefer it to alcohol, but to each their own.
3P3references
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pSXV8S-Gw
MinxyJinx
You should do cocaine about that
LurkingAtTheOffice
I am also, and I used to smoke a ton. Listening to music/playing games was great, but if someone didnt wanna do it that's totally fine imo
LurkingAtTheOffice
I still would if I didnt have a job that require my upmost attention, I cant compromise my mind and weed still affects the mind for a day or
LurkingAtTheOffice
Two after. Sorry didnt realize my response would be so long lol.
euphoricopportunity
Utmost.
LurkingAtTheOffice
See kids? This why you dont inject marijuanas
CommanderShitFace
Weed is the expansion pack for the game your playing.
ImprovingGrammarOneCommentAtATime
*you're
meltedfaceguy
This... and it also makes music (regardless of genre) sound even more awesome than it already is.
OperationRustysBlanket
Can confirm
Iwasntthatdrunk
shorey66
I just hate the fucking smell.
MithridateEupator
So smoke it outside.
LurkingAtTheOffice
Yep, but you get used to it tbh. After awhile you dont smell it. That's why someone walks past you and reeks, cause they can't smell it.
Bahbus
That's what cartridges full of distillate are for. Smell dissipates fast and doesn't stick to you. Just like cigs vs vapes.
sanaujiram
They’re good for decent highs in public eg at amusement parks. I have scented ones that don’t smell like weed at all
BarryAllensSole
It's all mindset. Doing it before deep cleaning the house makes it much more enjoyable.
RaithiosDarksun
Off brand a.d.(h).d medication....keeps you focused doesn't turn you into a passenger in your body
JohnPapal
Doing it before watching Netflix makes it much more enjoyable too !
PowerFart
I think that’s the point. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed, everything is better with a bag of weed” -Stewie and Brian Griffin
arcenlapin
LOVE a good toke and clean in the morning. Start off with coffee on the patio, then it's work time!
DarkerSavant
That makes sense. We were active kids skating swimming going everywhere. Love sitting around talking with my friend for hours too. I miss it
haveueverwentfast
Only thing I miss about it. Me and my mum would have a little smoke abd clean the entire house together, having a good talk and bonding.
dbrsong
Used to pop a one hitter I was so productive.
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
I take edibles before I go on a bike ride. I feel like I could just go on forever. Feels amazing.
AlienNippleAntennae
Same but tab(s)
InsanityMelon
What dosage and what’s your tolerance?
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
I make my own actually. Usually peanut butter cookies. I eat 1/4 of a cookie for day use, half a cookie for sleep. Whole cookie? Too much!
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
Average size cookies as well. About Chips Ahoy size.
CharlieandMe
Or before walking the dog! I'll let him sniff a spot for 10 minutes because I'm enraptured by trees.
anvitas
made me laugh when imagining you just standing there chilling
CharlieandMe
This captures the spirit of it , pretty well
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
I used to be able to chill like that. These days my anxiety is up and my attention span is down I can’t sit still comfortably for long not
asliceofpizza
Right there with you. Can’t do it anymore.
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Sure what to do
circlejerkingaltfgs
TiredOfTheBS
Nah. They just cancel each other out and you feel normal
chikybakeyranch
Ornado
Don't do drugs, don't drink alchohol and never have and never will. Family has high addictive tendencies and i don't wanna travel that road
CrazyGeckoLady
Yeah, same here. Scared to pick up anything like that. Don't mind if someone else enjoys it, but I'll always politely decline if they offer
MeowMachine12
Aa someone with a family FULL of alcoholics and drig addicts, I fucking feel you. Proud of you for rising above and being better
ICampOntheFirstDate
Corporate selects two people from my office for random annual testing. Incredibly low odds, but I like my job too much to roll those dice.
spacecowboyein
if they give you advance notice or its the same time of year each year, then you can detox. it's reasonable to do so in a week.
TiredOfTheBS
I wouldn’t want to work there. If a company doesn’t meaueee your value by your work but instead by what you do in your free time ...
PiGiSpi
And what an odd practice, picking 2 people a year. What is it, the hunger games?
ICampOntheFirstDate
It's because we are a mining company, and they want to demonstrate that office personnel get treated the same as the miners.
Colopty
I wonder if it's possible to volunteer as tribute. I'd do it to bail out anyone who smokes weed.
babycucumber
Ah you just gotta find that right sativa.
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
I had this stuff called player 1 and it was fantastic
LANAAAAAAAAAA
Found the stoner
eathotdog
"stoners" like a body high because too strong of a head high freaks them out, sativa is for real psychonauts
iamthisguy247
Sativa doesn’t make you low energy? I’ve only used once, and I had my energy completely sapped dry. Maybe it was indica then.
ThisIsDope
Indica, in da couch. Rule of thumb.
Delerium1973
It's different for everyone. Experiment!
heller8790
That sour diesel. Ummm hum?
Unix347
Durban Poison. Yep.
meltedfaceguy
That's a fave of mine. The smell is so unique... Like a bouquet of flowers
lietotheelderly
This one and Blue Dream please and thank you.
babycucumber
That is a good one and relatively cheap.
Wookiebutter
Anything lemon usually works
neckingduringschindlerslist
Orange too. Any citrusy seems to do it up right.
MoreTan
Super lemon haze is LEGIT
heller8790
Yes and yes. Specially with bubble butt.
sweetandsalty
Most of the dealers I've known just have big bags of whatever, and they'll tell you it's sativa if that's what it takes for you to buy it.
MeowWoof
y'all got to get to a civilized state with branded packaging and online delivery.
meltedfaceguy
Yup. Had friends who sold/bought large quantities of very high quality herb but couldn't be bothered to know the strain. They were just +
meltedfaceguy
Like "who cares man, its weed! Just smoke it"
kfizz
Yeah tbh I didnt know there were different types for a long time. It was just like, hey I have weed let's go
meltedfaceguy
For the most part they are all basically hybrids now anyway. It's not often you find a pure sativa or pure indica outside of a dispensary
Noappi
Thing is, I’m always sleepy and eating things but I think that’s the depression
ObiWanKenobitch
Weed actually helps my anxiety and depression enough that I don’t just stay on the couch all day every day.
haveueverwentfast
I have been taking a fairly high dose of Vitamin D which has massively helped take the edge of both of these. I also have edible CBD gummies
Noappi
Vitamin D has been something I’m interested in. Especially since I’m the uk essentially everyone is deficient. But working as a doctor means
Noappi
Anything CBD is kinda off limits. Happy it works for others but I need to stick with regular meds which us at least something
haveueverwentfast
I'm in UK and take Vitamin D. I would definitely recommend. Why is CBD off limits to you? It is legal?
haveueverwentfast
For the anxiety in the evening. It doesn't take it away in any aspect but it feels good to know I am trying to fight it. You can DM me to
haveueverwentfast
Chat anytime. I will always reply. Don't have to talk mental health. We can talk memes, video games, food, the end of the world..
FourWindBadger
Honestly only reason why I don't do it is because it can be detected for so long in some tests. And need my license
SimonTheGodOfHairdoos
Same, dude. It's legal where my company is based, but can't do it because work.
buttcreambandit
Ya that’s garbage, they need to switch to 10 hour swab tests in these states
Skynet2xx
Ohhhhh Caaannnadddaaaaa
FourWindBadger
It's legal there?
Skynet2xx
Yup, government even sells it to us now.
FourWindBadger
Awesome!
Notme68
I've been (am?) a junkie. I'm my book you never need a reason to say no.
arocktrucker777
Same
ChicksDigTrucks
And it just smells so horrible.
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EmanresuRugmiYm
Depending on BMI, even longer sometimes
yolohater
6 months in hair.
TiredOfTheBS
I wouldn’t want to work somewhere that cared about this anyway. Even if I didn’t smoke that tells me the company doesn’t share my values.
belligerentrightdoer
I wish my field had a lot of employers that didn't drug test, but it's mainly federal regulations that put me in that predicament
SgtFriskers
When pot became legal in our state my HR guy said: "We're going to treat this like alcohol. Don't show up stoned."
xbluefrontx
I had a company give us a 60 day warning for mandatory drug screens. "Let us know if you need more time, we know you all are VERY busy"
Picniconthewaterfront
Where do i fill out the paperwork
FourWindBadger
That's awesome
brio0519
It's not always the company that cares. Federal regulations dictate rules for some industries (pilots and for truckers are some examples).
TiredOfTheBS
No it’s not. Companies are shitty. You must pursue all avenues
TiredOfTheBS
I’m sorry I thought I was responding to a different comment on a different post. I agree there are some industries where it’s important.
TiredOfTheBS
I’m sorry I thought i was responding to a different comment on a different thread. You are correct and it’s important in some industries.
TiredOfTheBS
But it should be more of an “are you high now” not a “have you ever been high” kinda thing.
RedIronCrown
They used to give insurance discounts for drug free workplaces, too.
LurkingAtTheOffice
I mean I drive a company vehicle all day long, requires a CDL and pays good but I get tested randomly about once a month. My job is great