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Jan 20, 2024 6:58 PM

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The amount of "Brits Furious at having to use the foreign passport line" stories in pro brexit newspapers is fucking ironic.

UwU

you joke but my city is gonna be hit by 32 mph winds (not gusts, average wind speeds). Pray to Satan for me.

It's also funny how later Teen Titans have Dick as Nightwing and Damian as Robin and he's all "guise this is my little Brother. He's ultra intense and where my Dad put all his detective skills".

This is what Job Interviews were like too.

0w0

This is what confuses me, even when you politely say "no thanks I'm gay" they somehow think calling you a relentless cockwhore is somehow going to get them laid.

People have been saying this about my generation when we were kids, now we're like this to our own kids.

vegan food made right can be good. Look at me in the eyes and tell me Gnocci and Chickpeas don't absolutely slap.

Gay? No. Bi? Yes. Disaster? Absolutely.

Diogenes is the patron saint of Chaotic Academia.

As someone who loves narrow gauge trains this is horrifically accurate, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DIESEL FANS!

Brap

The only thing that would make this perfect is if the distance reduced by 100m a second.

WHO GAVE PINKIE MONSTER

btw if you think "polyamory will save your marriage so lets look for lesbians on Tinder", please don't. It won't save your marriage. Most poly people I know do not have failing marriages.

Also my sibling in sin, it's a football match and it's an amber weather alert, we're not fighting Nazis.

This is why I turn my lights purple after dinner.

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As usual, it was absolutely fabulous.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#29 Don't forget having to navigate the fallout of his dad who solves every problem he can with sex

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#2:

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Perfection

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#44 we need more witchcraft, that'll fix shit

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#37 ahh, if only Hinckley had had better aim...

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John, you shoot woodchucks with a .22...

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#9

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#23 @OP why is the faucet from the top image pasted onto the bottom one? What was hiding there before? 😄

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

A watermark most likely. Don't want to give the original maker of the meme credit after all!

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

*Original* artist's signature is in the bottom-right.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I literally can’t see a difference. halp

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look at the door and a little to the right, there is a hose connection. Now look at the bottom picture, there is box around that same connection.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhh. that’s really weird. thank you kind stranger!

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#39. Surprisingly I didn't think it would turn into a where's Waldo

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Also didn’t expect that until I found him

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#23 Also being outside is just getting worse. Pollution makes the air smell bad, other kids would rather doomscroll through social media, more cars on the road makes walking around scarier, and honestly where I live, people seem to be taking worse care of their dogs and getting more aggressive dogs.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For some people, "outside" is just concrete, too.

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#34

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#5 what is this from?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wizards (1977). It's got Mark Hamill in it.

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#5 when the wizards out of spell slots

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Wizard With a Gun... Also a pretty fun game!

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"I use my Luger wand to cast 9mm Parabellum"

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"Avatar used 9mm Luger! It's super effective!"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I cast "Fuck You" and heighten it to 9mmth level

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It’s funny because the movie is ā€œWizardsā€ and it’s an absolute banger

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What is #5 from?

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Is it the same as what Hilltop Hoods sampled in Audience with the Devil?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wizards (1977) Mark Hamills in it. Pretty funny !

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I want to know as well

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Movie called Wizards, I believe directed by Ralph Bakshi, who has an interesting career in animated films.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wizards (1977). It's out there. Kinda like The Wall meets D&D while tripping on mushrooms.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Also if you watched or are a fan of the lord of the rings or hobbit cartoons, it’s animation was done by the same studio

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That was going to be my guess! I should finally watch that.

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#7

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#51 oh no, is it terminal?

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#21 they don't do it hoping to get laid, they do it to protect their egos.

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I clearly need to go to bed. Was wondering why "Nice Guys" would be trying to protect their eggs...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After all, she didn't reject you. You didn't want to be with her anyway, because she's defective

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Those grapes were sour anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...their fragile, damaged, needy and unfulfilled egos.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey now, some of us have fragile, damaged, needy and unfulfilled egos too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#48 @op's comment should be duly noted. The situation described hasn't gotten better from any of the other myriad ways you've tried to please her, this isn't it either

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#55

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#24 How'd he get the stretchy texture of hot cheese with vegan substitutes? Is that possible irl?

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#whatever Yeah, the Met Office didn't say that. They gently chided the newspaper for saying so.

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#5 whoooooo

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#13 nice crop top

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#47 v

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#13 I need you as my friend

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#13 cornhub

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#3 Removing suspicious labels, One More Reason To Always Carry A Knife.

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Also peeling fruit, and scaring away people on public transport while you eat your fruit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please try not to scare people when using a knife, the overarching goal is to make them once again acceptable as everyday tools.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't. They scare themselves.

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#57 can anyone explain this one?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Long story, but it's about Five Nights at Freddies lore.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Five Nights at Freddy lore stuff. I think the implication is that Afton got caught with the Springtrap suit, but other dude assumed he’s just a furry, not a serial killer.

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#15 My favorite part is Elon's own platform referring to him with they/them pronouns.

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#5 what on the hell is this

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What indeed

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Wizards (1977) Mark Hamills in it. Pretty funny !

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#18 used to? I just got a job without EVER meeting anybody in person. I didn't even know where their office was until I got the contract.

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I think they meant they used to be like 2019: back in the day, it was common for an interview to be held with a panel of at least three people. My dad said he once had an interview with SEVEN people in the room.

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