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May 7, 2026 10:39 PM
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nimeton0
frischcode
That's my new band name! Good evening Cleveland, we're the Ghosts of Telepathy and WE WILL MAKE YOU ROCK!
Herfloness
Ok hear me out. What if the ballroom pissed off the ghosts that were haunting the east wing? Lets get a telepath to convince the ghosts to ruin every event.
Church14
How do I answer if I don’t believe in ghosts, but support someone making them exist?
Everyonespersonaltherapist
That's a weird survey but I support it.
Fargus57
I just want the same powers that FEMA guy has. Randomly teleport me to a Waffle House. I want to believe!
LordofGoats
You can do it too if you get really, REALLY drunk! It teleports your car, too, so easy to get back home.
DianNaoChong
Ghosts are way higher than that on belief scale in America. It's wild because their religion literally tells them they aren't real
TeachingClayGuy
Studying ghost and telepathy could lead to interesting historic research.
thisisjunk
Ah, a slightly lumpy circle that's supposed to be a Venn diagram.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
It's always the same with these rich cunts: instead of spending money on social problems, and as such root out any dissent there might be against your person, no no no, take MORE money and spend it on insulating yourself from the rabble.
Daliena06
"Because it's not just about how much I have, but how much you people don't have!"
lsnasty
100m -> 200m -> 300m -> 400m -> 1b
He’s gonna pay for it himself -> donors gonna pay for it -> tax payers gonna pay
MAGA are stupid af
tonehoundsmoser9
They forgot the step somewhere in the middle where Mexico was going to pay for it
Akurei00
tonehoundsmoser9
Or, maybe, just hear me out, maybe something THAT ACTUALLY HELPS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
GeekBoyChrisOnlySometimes
... But that's what the ballroom is for. Why can't you just get on board?!
TexMexHex
America has never been about helping Americans
SavageDrums
A billion dollars toward a squad of Luigis? I'm game!
Sensiblyinteresting
Sorry, this is the only 3 options we get for how the billion dollars is spent :( /s
ThisGuyPostingThings
So, if "ghosts" is chosen...is that to create more, work with them, or bust them? 'Cause I ain't afraid.
tonehoundsmoser9
We're all gonna call you
Pilgrymm
I choose ghosts. When can I pick mine up? Or is it a delivery situation.
Goldensands
You just have to be enough of an asinine moron, then you'll quickly loose grasp on reality and oh look there still won't be a fking ghost anymore than there are angels, karma or a jinx.
Pilgrymm
Goldensands