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I saw someone post this and I remember seeing it ages ago but the story kept going does anybody have the rest?
https://redd.it/5x40gb people have been giving me the link to the full story as well as it being posted! Thank you guys
frostman233
"You call this a sandwich and there's no bacon on it?"
polarbearbaby
12/10 would keep bread on hand for these occurrences.
grapeflavoredpotato
Here is the link to the whole thing. http://ladyrage8.tumblr.com/post/170626948053/just-for-ship-geeko-sapiens-teawitch
Kjasi
"That demonic bitch stole my plate." I whisper after he leaves.
MightyMorphinePowerRangerz
I love a good wholesome story like this. Thank you.
artbabi
Reminds me of the story about the grandma that accidentally summons a demon and thinks it's her grandson. Todd and Annette
theheebs25
I DO make pretty bomb sandwiches......
LariCheltsy
OlderThanTheInternet
That’s must have been a hell of a sandwich
SomeRandomLettersOverHereAndSomeRandomLetttersOverThere
Hell of a sandwich, good one
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
As a kid i used to think like this. That and finding treasure
GriffinMann41
In a way, this is how Helltaker ends. You just end up making pancakes for cute demongirls. Yeah btw go play Helltaker. Fun game.
USvette1
I would totally make sandwiches for demons.
myproudburner
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
Of all the languages since the beginning of language, why did demons decide Latin was the one they want used when summoned?
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
Why not Sanskrit or Hebrew?
MisterD90
*me frantically drawing occult symbols on bread to not be poor in a shit job I hate
DougForcett
Someone needs to tweet this at Neil Gaiman. I would read the fuck out of this book.
wadenelson1
You invite a customer/client to come to lunch with you and your manager. They accept. You pick up the bill. Next month they throw your
wadenelson1
ass a nice fat contract. "no-bid." And that is how business is done. With free food. Been in sales my entire life. Everyone loves a
wadenelson1
free meal, even demons.
bloodydingo
I like it but I think the sandwich maker needs a B story.
pwnscon3
Your compulsive tendency to purchase a half pound of deli sliced ham becomes a joke to your friends and family, you dare not run out.
HaniiPuppy
Link to the original /r/WritingPrompts post. https://redd.it/5x40gb - Why do people keep posting these without linking back to the original?
LilRedPanda98
I didnt have the link but thank you! I will add it on although someone already posted the full story
kantaloupe
What symbol? Which demon? Zagan?
FsImgur
"It can't be. It is. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"
gurimalla47
The swastica. MAGA. Trump.
ButterfaceTaintClown
*you lose your healthcare, job, and die from Coronavirus
gurimalla47
Too late, we are already here, and the demon craves his lunch.
Zyrixion
I see someone else has read Ars Goetia.
kantaloupe
I just really like that out of all the dukes and princes, he's the one who formally styles himself, "President of Hell."
agermanguy
I guess it was Karl from accounting
mistereddy
For KARL!!!
LeJoop
King of Ducks!
scoutMoonDiver
Jake from State Farm.
ArcaneConjecture
In NYC, the sandwich demon is named Zabars.
RocinanteBelongsToMars
Slaanesh.
Mostlydeadpool
so you write a big johnson on your sammach with really spicy mustard?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Zuel
daychilde
Their is olny Zeul
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Already in the fridge.
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ZaWithDude
It needs more man
HighlandViking
Now I’m hungry.
themintypigeon
drewerd15
If anyone enjoys this kind of thing they would enjoy "The management style of supreme beings" by Tom Holt. Same energy.
hoefty
I never realized that it had like 4 different authors. Thanks for posting it
Flagrum
Not sure if I want to read that ... I mean, for me, that little story is perfect as it is!
Dudeilikethisshit
I’ve read it a few times. Each time I stumble across it I have to read it again. Never fails to make me smile
RADICALFREEDOM
superanth
Joss Whedon should make this show. He got pretty close in Angel when he invented that karaoke bar for demons.
Nincompoet
Doot
kivioji
Thank you <3
willgameforgold
Well that's just great
snewthedew
grapeflavoredpotato
Here is the link to the whole thing. http://ladyrage8.tumblr.com/post/170626948053/just-for-ship-geeko-sapiens-teawitch
VirtualHugger
I dont think I have ever seen that last bit =D Thank you!
killerjerick
It still weirds me out that you Americans put potato chips on a plate with a sandwich...
ahnteis
Sometimes IN the sandwich.
sinbinrugger
What do you put on a plate with a sandwich? Or do you not eat sandwiches on plates?
ilhares
Do remember that what the US calls 'chips' are called 'crisps' in the UK and elsewhere. What they call chips we call 'fries'.
ilhares
Chips are for sandwiches, fries are for burgers.
killerjerick
I understand they are crisps, that's weird.
WhatTheFrench
Wait, do you put the potato chips somewhere else or do you put something else on the plate? Nothing else?
killerjerick
For a sandwich, usually nothing else, if anything, fries.
WhatTheFrench
If I’m making a simple sandwich at home, I’m not cooking fries myself to go with it. Chips add a different flavor/texture to contrast the
WhatTheFrench
sandwich, and they don’t require heating anything up or any preparation. I usually do an apple or a banana or some yogurt though.
WhatTheFrench
If I’m eating at a restaurant, I usually choose fries. Common alternatives are chips, cottage cheese (ew) or coleslaw. Coleslaw recipes vary
DisgruntledFerret
If you can put a taco and nachos on a plate, you can put a sandwich and chips on a plate.
killerjerick
I understand the rational, but nachos are corn chips, taco shells are also made from corn, they're the same thing, sandwiches are not potato
DisgruntledFerret
Oh, I was unaware we had to SEGREGATE our starches! It's regressives like you who contribute to food apartheid. ...Suppertheid, if you will.