WakeUp2Yourself
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me irl
ThreeDartsIsTooMuch
+1 for "excited"
MissSpelledTattoo
September. No, December.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Batouttahell13
Drums as a Romantic instrument makes sense. Cause he be banging on 'em drums all day! Ya know what I'm sayin'? Because I don't.
greenmeeples
Jazz uses drums. It's romantic.
Batouttahell13
Yeah! There ya go!
TheStealthHippopotamus
Papa Bear is a solid answer
spaceflorida
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
northpark
Papa bless
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
GuardianArbiter
My favorite not on this list: "Name an animal with three letters." "Alligator."
hillbillyal
Okay but the guy who answers something made out of wool "Sheep". The person who went before him said "Cotton Wool"?! And sheep is dumb?
Justineer
While "cotton wool" is stupid, it isn't funny.
GuardianArbiter
That was my thought.
howdoesonesuckafuck
The fish love one has been shooped the I should be in both pictures
Slots
Its probably one of those buzz in puzzles. They fill it in one letter at a time and a contestant buzzes in when they think they know it.
crispin007
zerowner
#5 "I thought you said Pony!"
pigeonkitty
"Name something you buy that might be phony" I immediately thought "a phone"
thegriffin88
Me too.
mormontsraven
I couldn't even think of anything
KPopGirlKimi
Jewlery, drugs, pure breed animals... So I guess if someone wanted a pure bred horse or something and got gipped, then horse makes sense.
whatgandalfwhere
I think top answer for that one was handbags.
MexcellentMatt
Maybe he thought the host said "pony"..you think you bought a horse, but BAM! turns out to be a pony
tripozornike
Weird, cuz these are so much better than if they were pervy or clever.
showmethewaytothenextwhiskeybar
Technically....
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
I actually laughed out loud at this. I don't know why, but it got me.
variousvegetables
same man.
Lalis88
Idk why.. I love me some hamster egg omelettes
mindstorm8191
Hamsters don't lay eggs... do they? Aren't they mammals?
perey
They don't lay eggs, no, so omelettes are out. But they have eggs (ova). Also, placental, not just mammal (mammal includes monotremes).
BahamutBBob
I saw the Naked Grandma episode. Steve did his freak out thing, and then it ended up on the board. (Not grandma, but naked person)
Moski87
As usual.
pizzapartyhard
I believe it was simply "a person" or "occupant." I don't think naked was part of it.
mypasswordisballs
You are correct
GetSchwifty
And honestly the best part about it was the fact he blurted out "NEKKID GRANDMA!" Also he really doesnt freak out. Its more of a why?
sillyticklefights
"Nekkid huh?!?"
natashaexplosion
I feel that it's closer to "Nekkid Grammaw," but that's neither here nor there. You can search for it phonetically on Google with accuracy.
eromitlab
theirishninja
100% accurate
thegrimreaver
95% accurate. He isn't saying "We all goin' to hell!"
Chaxinitus
The subtitle here is wrong though, it's clearly NEKKID GRAMMAW
tropicalsunfish
Same! I've seen most of these bc I'm 80 on the inside and love game shows tho. The exes didn't lmao
ValChillmer
One of my favorite things i did on Christmas with my family was watch Family Feud
tropicalsunfish
I love family feud!
callmethelizardqueen
Growing up in the 80s with no friends close by I spent summer watching game shows. I was good at Name That Tune. Sadly.
tropicalsunfish
No shame!
ThereIsNotEnoughFood
Havent laughed like this in a while
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
All from this youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/stupidgsa
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
I just wasted like an hour watching those
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
"wasted"
whitebicycle
Selekta
Havent laughed like this in a whale! Probly never will, should that be a me goal? A porpoise in life would be good
iamthemachine
"describe your perfect date." I'd have to say April 25th because its not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
BoyOhBoyHereIGoKillinAgain
Fish love killed me
skeletormccaig
You're welcome https://youtu.be/R7ghDhpCLKM
Pssstyeahyou
The naked Grandma answer is way better if you watch the clip.. it's actually "NEKKID GRAMMA!"
doomsdayaddams
I very nearly choked on my drink at the hamster eggs one.
codenametrixie
I would waste my entire minute trying to think of a vegetable you marinate.
segat1
Sill coming up with nothing.
Flyndaran
By meat is marinated; all else is usually macerated.
Heysuckmybatarang
I'm thinking maybe bell peppers and onions. For maybe fajitas or something.
IActuallyLikeSalad
Porcupine was actually on there. I watched that episode.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
The Wheel of Fortune one makes no sense. If the "I" and the "S" were on the board, they would have been on both rows.
minnow1776
Toss up round, scrub.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Unless its a lightning round when it appears one letter at a time and contestants can buzz in at any time
BigBuckeyeDaddy
I find it odd they don't offer the real answer for the second wheel of fortune. A group of well wishers. Pretty lame puzzle. Good post. +1
fluhatinrapper
Not the bero we deserve
needkaffeen
Thank you. I can sleep now.
Slots
That last one makes sense to me.
FacemanPeck
Much like the hamster egg one, they aren't exactly wrong.
thisisthefirstoneitried
NAKED GRAMMA
CorneliusCornwall
WizBlizz
#2 "Wish List" has two I's and "Fish Love" has one, and that there should've been 2 I's up there at one time if it was Wish List. (1/2)
WizBlizz
All I'm trying to say is that the dude up there got robbed outright. UNLESS I am missing something about the rules here. (2/2)
Equinox13
They have rounds where letters appear one at a time on the board and the contestants can guess at any point.
WizBlizz
Really? I never knew that...
Equinox13
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_of_Fortune_(U.S._game_show)#Gameplay Fourth paragraph down - they call it a "toss-up puzzle."
TheKitKeller
A group of WHAT!?! I must know!!!
IAmTheBeachIWorship
The hash slinging slasher?
skwint
A troop of ball washers
Gramaforous
Fish Love
rockgolf
Well-Wishers, I presume.
Obi1thejedi
Bell-Washers
MissSpelledTattoo
GILL-FISHERS?
TinyLiehon
Wall-flushers ... (you know, the opposite of wall flower?)
AllCanadianEhEhEhBeef
MALL-MASHERS?!?
MissSpelledTattoo
BALL-BASHERS
YouBetcha1
Naggers
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Hey look, it's the nigger-dude!
malbec
My favorite reference
rockgannet
Well-wishers????
CherryEmpress
Ah, thank you. Would've driven me crazy.
MadStach
Is that a short drive? JK have a great evening.
CherryEmpress
Lol. Very short drive, I live in the outskirts of crazy as it is.
monadi
I can confirm it was well-wishers because I watch game show bloopers all the time. Good guess! You should go on a game show.
missbansheeabby
Russia is quite famous for its Russians.
ovastanda
cliojayne
They are technically correct. My favorite kind of correct.
trappington
I don't know..I'm thinking pasta
AdamTheAmateur
Let's trust Eisenhower on this one
UmmIsThisThingOn
That guy was probably Russian to get his answer out and "Russians" was the only thing that came Russian through his brain.
blacknsilver86
Get out
SomeCoolName
O yeah? Name one of their album
Nalianna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ
degenerator
Russia has the BEST Russians.
chaoswolf1982
He should've gotten credit for that. Same with the guy who said sheep were made of wool.
Saratje
More like notorious.
KillerDuckasaurus
He's not wrong.
GaaraOfDaFunk
You are wrong.... Russians are famous for its... https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-26-2016/ZhdqDA.gif
MenTarK255000
Russkaja is about all I'm listening to on Spotify this week.
ICanHasJava
I think infamous might be a better word.
CauseFactor
No it isn't
TerribleBot
Children wear clothes. Are you a child ? SO WHAT ?
Markuseous
*White* Russians. Delicious.
oilburningto55er
Only in September.
thegrimreaver
I was thinking more October. Especially when it's red.
LitteralyHitler
The last timd Russia was red things screwed up
SneakEFoxxe
Ah. They must look pretty pregnant then.
JeepersMedia
And it's Cuisine!
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Robvp
That went on for so much longer than I expected
pippen1001
That's just high quality military food
DarthSedition
Is good food, i thank glorious leader every day for such quality meal.
monimoomo
Is that supposed to be polenta?
JeepersMedia
Eggs
Shplintt
To be fair, all army food looks like that.
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Cosbypillpopin
Username doesn't check out
barbos007
DesparateUsername
And they say white people can't dance.
SupervisionIsRequired
Cheeki Breeki
MonsieurLaPaditte
Nah, those are slavs. See the striped Adidas tracksuits?
bananist
Russians are slavs
MrRavellon
A lot of Russians are slavs. Not all tho. Not even most of them.
shackattacktime
I'm pretty sure at least 75% of russians are slavs, most of Russia's pop lives in the Slavic region of europe