Yesterday I came home from running an errand and there was a very large wad of unused toilet paper in the bathroom. Every single person living here looked me straight in the face and said they had no idea where it came from. Must've been this guy
I live with a person like this. He acts so innocent about the stuff he does. At times I catch him and the shenanigans stop for awhile…but then it’s back to business as usual after a short time. Sigh….
My husband does the thing with the lids and insists he doesn't. But I've *seen* him do it. And i always close things tightly. I've dropped things because I grab them by the lid and it's holding enough to pull the item along but not enough to make it all the way to the counter. So annoying.
Bonne Maman jam, Nocciolata spread, Lotus toilet paper. Very likely European, my bet is on French. Most of us don't have thermostats, you gotta change the temp of each individual heater yourself. And we aint got AC (us plebes anyway, no doubt the 1% does)
treboresque
my name is entropy, bringer of disorder.
Chefpnut
billymaditsdone
I think that's the same guy leaving skid marks on my underwears....
pxlphile
bholabakra
You mean my 5 year old?
mrbadxampl
slowly dripping faucet is useful for me, in the winter it stops the pipes from freezing
mrpink83
I have to haul my own water, so that makes me reasonably angry.
RHodeidra
LOL RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FWD:RE:FWD So funny
Jimmah1
This is more like my wife. Are we doing it wrong?
Usernamesarehard123
Yesterday I came home from running an errand and there was a very large wad of unused toilet paper in the bathroom. Every single person living here looked me straight in the face and said they had no idea where it came from. Must've been this guy
evapetrapt3
Nissen, det er Nissen,ingen tvil
CrazyAsgard87
userfriendly19777
I live alone. What the hell is my roommate doing in this video?
reineseele
"My job is done here."-Management 101
nomorehate
Huh, I always thought my ability to lose/misplace things I had not 10 seconds earlier was a curse or gremlins or something.
scoutMoonDiver
loveThemLulz
If "that's you" you're a f*king wanker!
Madchant
mikeatike
Kyen155
Wait, how can you be me?!?
DaveSamsonite
In our house, the cats get blamed for all of that!
RowanUnderwood
Forgot one:
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
The worst part is he goes back to do it all a second time
KittencornsRevenge
Ah yes, the Child-Cat-Husband-Gnomes.
Nautas
I’m pretty sure this person is just children’s antics lol.
mycatpoopedinmyshoe
I live with a person like this. He acts so innocent about the stuff he does. At times I catch him and the shenanigans stop for awhile…but then it’s back to business as usual after a short time. Sigh….
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My husband does the thing with the lids and insists he doesn't. But I've *seen* him do it. And i always close things tightly. I've dropped things because I grab them by the lid and it's holding enough to pull the item along but not enough to make it all the way to the counter. So annoying.
Gippo53
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
TheBobbyLlama
The Mayhem guy's little brother, Nuisance.
sv1rr
I think I know this guy. He's me.
Violaquin
This is my wife. A clumsy scatter brain that I love with all my heart.
PainKiller01
I have one of those too ☺️
IlTerribile
...wifes?
AnonKneeMoose
wives or scattered brains?
Violaquin
Noice 😎
rbudrick
Everyone of these but the rock in the shoe and the legos are 100% my wife, mother in law, and daughter, all day, every day. It's beyond infuriating.
gentlemansprophet
FAKE. He didn't even mess with the thermostat. Amateur.
spinbutton3
Or leave a wadded up Kleenex in the pants in the washing machine
kadaeux
He wants to fuck with you, not get murdered in a justifiable homicide.
kanybal
Bonne Maman jam, Nocciolata spread, Lotus toilet paper. Very likely European, my bet is on French. Most of us don't have thermostats, you gotta change the temp of each individual heater yourself. And we aint got AC (us plebes anyway, no doubt the 1% does)
Sebastopol140
I don't need that, I have kids.
ADDGirl
(That's the joke, isn't it?)
mycatpoopedinmyshoe
Mines a man child.
imaginaryPeppers
Today I found just one duplo in my other shoe. And a sock in the other. And it was my sock so the toddler had the idea almost right.
bladderinfection
This. X2.
cmdrrogers
X3 for me
Usernamesarehard123
X4 + husband = 10,000,000,000
cmdrrogers
Well, that’s just an insane thing to do to yourself. I can’t imagine going past 3. With 4, they can double team both of you
Itwasmyname
Phrasing
Mycologics
I just call him my wife, but sure