fake a connectivity issue and unmute

May 7, 2026 10:47 AM

chichiFregiLover

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We use teams at my government, it is so bad that I have begun to only open it up for an hour or two before I leave for the day.

I don’t participate in ”teams” in Teams, as the disruption is not ok with my workflow.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck your Zoom meeting as well.

3 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, starting last week my Teams has been joining all the meetings with mic unmuted.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mine just closed suddenly in the middle of a meeting and took 3 minutes to open up again.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs at least one more line of captioning, preferably with only one word at a time

/s

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I feel like a lot of meetings, virtual or otherwise, exist purely to give lonely people some semblance of a social life.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bookmarks, in this age? I mean, physical bookmarks that you don't create by clicking a star?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't hate team as much as I hate all the bullshit they add to videos that aren't their own. Fuck your bullshit captions.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael has to market the shet somehow.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Blame it on the VPN

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here it is without all the bullshit added on screen. https://youtu.be/7ERH4LAAKjw?si=suh8Z592H2zmDBf0

3 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 4

Here Ya Go Fixed It For YA......

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and without the ?si=xxxx... tracker tag Youtube adds to shared links 😉: https://youtu.be/7ERH4LAAKjw

3 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you are in fact caped, then still, thank you

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Valid point. lol

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

just ignore it. just ignore the call and do what YOU want. especally if it is on your day off

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are people answering a work call on a day off? I would text back "I'm off today" and that's it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that too. im off ask someone who is there today

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’re truly needed, someone will ping you.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a phone. If it’s urgent itll ring. If it’s kinda urgent I’ll get a text… if it’s a setup by a coworker who fucked up it’ll be a side email, followed by a group email that’s unrelated from 10 days ago trying to tie the delay to an unrelated subject to pass blame for short comings… love corporate politics

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause a real connectivity issue. Then complain about it. Open a service ticket. Bitch about it in the next meeting.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People rambling on about Teams v Zoom v Google v whatevervideocallbullshit might be missing the point.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck your teams meeting.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, get rid of teams and start having in person meetings again. These people have no idea.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My company uses a teams call to monitor us, and so we can ask questions when we hit a difficult email or call

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the general sentiment when my agency switched from Google meet to Microsoft teams. Seems like it all sucks to me.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at my old job, my department had to do weekly Zoom meetings. First thing I did as manager was implement a new policy. everyone got an email the day before the meeting, “anyone actually need the meeting, or can we do email updates this week.” we got down to maybe 1 meeting every 2 months, the rest done entirely by email….. until *my* boss found out and insisted we have the meetings “in case anyone else wants to drop in.” No one had ever dropped in, and since then (back on weekly meetings>

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no one ever did drop in again. The boss was just pissed we didn’t waste time spinning our wheels. Eventually someone in the dept. (sadly not me, it was brilliant) had the idea to just “schedule” the meeting, and hold it for about 5 minutes, mark everyone as present (if they were or not) then close it out after no higher management joined. That person was brilliant and thats what we did.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killing those meeting initially, then just implementing that person’s idea to continue it even with upper management’s BS, is still one of my proudest accomplishments as a manager. Less getting in my people’s way with useless BS, more just letting them do their thing.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes queen 🙌

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this guy! His message, his speech patterns/voice, and his hand gestures! I really enjoy his posts.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wisdom from Padmasambavali:

"Fake a connectivity issue"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Amen!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And also remember to give it all always

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Microsoft tanked a company called Takelessons, which gave me half of my income. We believe it was because they tried to push Teams on us for video lessons and we all refused so they said, well we'll just close the business then

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Teams is the worst thing about your job, you have a pretty easy job.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

This.


Oh noes i gotta be in doors glaring at a screen with a drink likley nearby!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Doh! Angry office people are downvoting.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol this really chaffed some zoomjokey.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you probably had to go get it yourself, maybe even down the hall

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh noes! Mnah im not a cubicle jockey.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I hate teams. I hate it so fucking much. Microsoft has made tons of shitty products over time **cough**SharePoint**cough** but god damn is Teams the shittiest.

3 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

I will say SYNC is the true horror. I have never had a normal time with it. Always a problem with the whole thing. I want to rip it out of my car by force. My hate for it knows no bounds.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excel on the other hand is distilled love.
I'm a sucker for a neat tight spreadsheet.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Respectfully disagree, I submit that OneDrive was concocted in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is buried way too deep, yeah I'm sure it's terrible to have to use teams or SharePoint at your job, but that means you're not making minimum wage and no benefits. So enjoy your first world problems. But onedrive sits there nagging and taking up several gigs until you delete it

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outlook says Hold my beer

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually when there's a post in a tech forum about some piece of software being bad or unable to do something, someone else will counter it - good for another use case, a feature the poster didn't know how to use, even just arguing the poster shouldn't try to do what they're trying. No one ever defends SharePoint. In an article about some javascript framework being a dev's worst experience in tech, two separate commenters made threads to say it was their second worst, behind SharePoint.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've really never had any issues with Teams. My experience with it has been MUCH better than Zoom, that's for sure.

Now SharePoint, on the other hand... burn that shit to the ground.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

SharePoint is like the Darth Vader of MS Office software. Like, they're all evil but this one is a foot taller and has magic powers and is a cold blooded killer.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's so interesting. I've had the exact opposite experience. I hate that teams doesn't allow me to share a portion of my screen like zoom does. I also have more reliable connections with zoom. Maybe it has to do with how my org has implemented them both?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've not had connectivity issues with teams and I primarily work remotely. I don't love the interface and there's some annoying aspects, particularly when sharing.

But you can share either a single monitor or window when you attempt to share. Maybe not a static portion of your screen but, honestly, that seems like a pretty niche market. When sharing a window, it adjusts the shared area to the window size, so you can change it however you like. I do that when I need to enlarge text for viewers.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I work remotely too but have an extra wide 5120x1440 monitor so screen sharing with teams is rough if I need to share more than one app. I would agree it is probably niche, but we're also talking about Microsoft. Surely they have the resources to add that functionality.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I considered an ultra wide for my home setup. You're making me glad I went for two instead.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, these services are really dependent on company implementation. I work for a huge company with an IT department that's the size of a medium sized company on its own, and we spend many millions of dollars on Microsoft services a year, so we get a lot of attention from MS.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1.
This meme could be about any video meeting platform; it totally misses why Teams is the worst.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is that?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me, some of the reasons I know that people hate it are because it replaced zoom, so it’s different. It’s mandatory that we use it (I work for Washington state). It has crazy jargon like your Teams team. And now the worst is they want internal phone calls to go through teams, etc. It also tells on you if you’re not continually online and your little dot changes color. I have a masters degree and I could not quickly figure out how to set up a meeting lol.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arguably, I've never had a real job.
Nobody has ever told me to use Teams.
I've only ever heard the name, but I don't know what it is.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work construction, most all my meetings are onsite. I've only used it a handful of times. It's weird to me that nobody ever shows their face, so I am always sure to make it weirder by being the only one with video feed lol. But I've never had any issues.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This the way. Sit there with the camera and mic on while eating cereal or oatmeal.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0