Relatable.

Jun 13, 2017 11:24 PM

Oscarwildebastardson

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My dad is 60 and he'll sometimes stay up till 3 in the morning playing CoD on the weekends.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah. I put in a good hour minimum a day. Need it to decompress after a long day of pretending to work at my office.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tween? Psh. I'm 22 and was playing Advance Wars on my phone waiting for a job interview last November.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I'm a night auditor for a hotel. I do all my work in 2 hours and get paid to play games on my laptop for 6....ahhh livin the dream

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does a night auditor do?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop depressing me with my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1252 Dislikes 5

This.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

This.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Sure most days, but I have one day a week that I devote to playing games

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...the fuck is up with people I spent ALL DAY yesterday playing Yakuza 0.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Filthy casuals!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never be that adult.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

- Me, ca. 2010

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

amen

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself. I play more games (tabletop and video) now than I ever did as a kid or teen

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Childhood: Less Money, much time ; Adulthood: more Money, no time... Working on the right balance of Money and time is what iam aiming for

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Childless FTW

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Oh fuck that. I put in a solid 6 to 8 hours a day gaming after I come home from work (making games).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How!? I'm so done with game engines by then I just lazily browse, attempt some pixel and maybe then an hour of some game before bed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, 100%. Almost 34, married with 2 kids. Hard to find time to myself...I miss the days of gaming all night with my friends, great times!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Opposite of me. I'm in my 30s, have over 150 hours in both my FFXV and BotW saves.... still haven't beaten them yet.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

literally the exact same 2 games fucked up my entire adult needed sleeping schedule.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One round? Fuckn casual. I commute and 9-5 and still have time to come home and...ZzzzzZzzzzz... Play until 1am .*loses consciousness again*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7pm to 4am?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep, work all day, come home, shower, food, errands, a little gaming/surfing the net, then bed, amidst the groans from my guildmates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So true lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Playerunkowns battle grounds and overwatch are great for quick 30 minute to 1 hour sessions one or two rounds then off to bed!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's what I've been doing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are his hands under the table?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years after College, I'm still at the College part.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sometimes I don't even start and go on Imgur instead. Whelp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's much easier to just watch people play games on YouTube than to actually play them,

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 11

Dude, how many times have i turned on my xbox just to watch other people play on YouTube? Dude, lots.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

this... I will never get in my mind...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thanks to my mobile phone, I can do both! I just finished a FTL run(won on easy), while listening and sometimes watching Totalbiscuit >

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

> play FTL. His streams are the best, since he is never afraid to lash out at morons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And less expensive. *ding*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thoroughly enjoyed watching people play Dark Souls 3 on twitch!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If you play while you watch, you can clear twice as many games in half the time!

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

When I was playing Horizon Zero Dawn, I had to force myself to go to bed at a reasonable hour, and I would watch streams while I was playing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what I do. Very convenient.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I do this. EQ Emu (neeeeeeeeeeerd) while watching people on Twitch play PUBG.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

can confirm, waiting to play my one match of CS before bed after the baby is asleep

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

Always one afk for pistol round. *sigh* there goes my one game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I'll never intentionally have kids. Plus, I'm shit with small animals...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One game of CS? You must be a Nova scrub lord. Have fun playing though!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Lol yeah us lems and above we play hundreds of games everyday!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Matching? MM scrubs. Esea is where its at.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

FaceIt is more populated for Europe I'd say, high level FaceIt that is though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to give up sleep if you want to play I found out. It's worth it once a week otherwise yes one game then bed lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eagle actually. was supreme before he was born

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Was supreme, that's the important word. I'm still supreme, are you LE or LEM?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, lem

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayy. Same here, we should play sometime (I'm UK based)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That was true except for 6 weeks I spent unemployed this year. Playing all the computer games I owned kept me sane with all the spare time.

9 years ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 5

My life right now, in between school and job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has been making me more depressed and withdrawn.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

It's a trick, fighting the part of you that wants that. It helps to make a schedule; shower and shave, every day. It makes a big difference.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I've been working out a lot to boost my mood and self-esteem up, I was in that hole 2 weeks ago though

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

6 weeks? but you're such a delicious little tampon!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I took a two week break initially. It was a semi-planned unemployment, and the last job had me working 100 hours a week for 3 prior months.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Woah dude, thats way too much work and not enough play.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. I went to library to get away from my games and stay focused on job applications.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Totally. It's hard for spouses to understand too. I HATED it and was getting depressed and spouse didn't get why I wasn't happy w/ free time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So how do I become 'unemployed'? Does it pay well?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Saaaame. Played through Skyrim AGAIN.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha, weak sauce, scandinavian here, been unemployed for 6 years now :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mate did that. He would stay home and play Goldeneye all day and then flog my ass when I got home from work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*is an adult with bills and shit* "guys if we trade having sex, we get more time for gaming! It's not hard if you browse Imgur!"

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

what is this 'sex' you speak of?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It helps when your wife is a massive gamer

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

where does one meet such wonderful (single) women?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well then you can multitask

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Advance wars. Fuck yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

Check out WarGroove, announced at E3 this year, it's Advance Wars Medieval.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The character themes... the character themes man! Great game!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, esp. the local MP with friends. Esp. the games where I won a meatgrinder with some ridicolous super-CO-power cheese :D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check out AwBw (advanced wars by web)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How sick was that game

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Disgusting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Substantially sick

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thirty

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your nation will cower before Sams onslaught of heavy tanks and bombers!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You're def thinking of Max

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah brah, Sami Infantry Zerg Rush right to HQ. Made even better when paired with Eagle/Sensei for maximum coverage. Cant fight with no money

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Max was my go to character to play!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was all about Eagle and his Triple turn ability in Dual Strike

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfff... artillery rockets and 'Grit'. I was untouchable

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THAT WAS MY LIFE!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

grit was the man, and collin was OP as fuck too, blue moon for life

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that I am an adult and can buy any game I want, I did. And have only played 2 so far.

9 years ago | Likes 2633 Dislikes 30

I bought 3 games in last year's Black Friday sales. This week, I finally got to game 3 (MGS V). Dammit, I'm old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What age is adult for ya? I'm scared.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find I'm too tired to sit down and play some days. Others I'm wired and I'll play until long past when I should for the next day's work.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Stuff doesn't hold my attention any longer. I used to be an achievement whore and now I'm fine just dabbling in it on occasion

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same thing with me. Getting every GTA 4 achievement was my holy grail, but now I can't get an hour into it without life getting in the way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a Steam library of over 700 games, I've played about a quarter of them at varying levels of completion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a pretty epic Steam library. I've heard a lot of the games are really good.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I blame humble bundle and the way steam sales used to be for mine. I think I've played about 30% of my library.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a whole bunch of unclaimed humble bundle steam-games. I feel like a digital hoarder :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, all I feel like doing it going to be after I get home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learned two things as an adult. I now have the money to buy the games I want. I no longer have the time to play them all :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the club.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even have a child and this is true. I don't want to think about having a kid in the mix someday.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had a kid recently. Paternity leave has given me a lot more time to play than I've had in a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but that will only last so long. Then you go back to work and have a kid. Good luck. :p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

~400 games in my steam library, played only about 50 of them, and just 20 to completion :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So true, and after that realising that theres only 1 type of game that you really like, and that they only make one of those every 7 years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU ME?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try being a mentally ill unemployed adult. Plenty of time for games. Wanting to die is a downside.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Damn. Inbox me if you wanna talk buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey thanks for being kind. I'm on meds and on a waiting list for therapy, so I'll be ok eventually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just beat horizon zero dawn last night. Ive had it since release.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 26 and I'm still waiting for a new advance wars to come out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guilty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I blame steam.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's quitter talk OP. My dad works 9-5, cooks dinner often, goes to bed by 11/12 and still plays Zelda almost everyday. You gotta want it!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not the only one then. Nice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truth. I buy everything I can get my hands on. Then never play them. Like I'm some weird doomsday prepper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're slowly becoming our dads. The other night, I farted myself awake and I had a moment... dads are just conditioned kids

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought mirrors edge 2 and dishonored 2 on release. I've played the tutorial on mirrors edge and havent even started dishonored :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My own to have played ratio on steam is about 5%

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, boy oh boy, do they look good on that shelf, don't they

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What made us play a lot is the ability to only play a small amount of games so we milked the ones we got

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah, oh, man. I went so far as building an arcade cab from the ground up. I don't PLAY it, but I built it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want Persona 5 but also I don't know how long it will take me to sit down for 100 hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an adult, my Steam folder alone has exceeded a terabyte... I have quite a few games that I haven't finished though :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that I am an adult and can buy any game I want, I do. And have played all of them extensively so far. I love my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which two? Mine are Doom and Halo5

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same story here man. Just can't. I noticed that if one thing bothers me in the game I will stop playing it now. Before, who cared.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been an adult since 2004 and it took ten years, but I now don't game on the daily for hours. Not enough time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im 28, have 450 games on steam....Hav installed 41....play like 5 from time to time. WHAT HAPPENED TO US MAN! WHAT HAPPENED!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driving uber is so good for free time. I just gotta keep up my own hours, which is hard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope you're factoring in taxes and vehicle maintenance into what you make. I've heard with uber it's easy to actually lose money.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been driving about 7 months, I just need to budget better and I could buy myself a new car next year

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I have no kids and no friends plenty of time for videogames...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, it's true Dx

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing missing now is your soul

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

young: time, energy, no money - adult: energy, money, no time - old: time, money, no energy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Look at all these systems I bought! This 50" tv and awesome sound system.... basically living room ornaments for 95% of my week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life fucking sucks don't it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me and my 250+ steam library...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point, my backlog is into heirloom status. I won't live long enough to play them all and my son win inherit them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Own maybe 300 games on steam. Have played maybe 10% and completed maybe 2.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

870 games on steam. I've never played 68% of them. Proof:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We buy games about 2 years after they come out. Not necessarily play them, but it's a cheaper strategy and all the walk thrud are on YT.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck, ain't this the truth. I still have not started The Last of Us, which I bought 3 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Similar, catching up, recently bought a ps4 pro, got TLOU remastered.. barely played it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought Witcher 3 and only played till level 11

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also bought Witcher 3,but first I want to finish the first one, then the second one. But I don't find the time to do it. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those games need at least one hour gaming sessions. Nowadays I play 1 or 2 matches of Fifa and even then that hour flies fast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're missing out

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Decided to relive my childhood and bought over 130 games, have only play 4 since I bought them 3 years ago. I just don't have time :(

9 years ago | Likes 453 Dislikes 2

I have played many games...but then my friends dragged me off to an MMO.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll be set for retirement then.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you have kids?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a legit question lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but I have two jobs, and a significant other.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gove me games

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

nuh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

W

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Right?? Same here. Man I miss the show gamepro and dream of all the games I wanted.

9 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

You just reminded me of the show "gamezone". Made some great online friends using their online forum. Memories :,)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why lets players on youtube are popular and are sustainable.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm married with 2 kids, and I recently bought a Switch. Being able to play it on the go has really gotten me back into gaming. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the kids, I would just never have time to play a console sitting down in front of the TV. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss them too, e3 was the highlight of my summer back then. Got 100+ games on Steam and I play 2, keep saying oh I will play this never do

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Stop being so damn relatable...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey man gaming is something I grew up on, older you get the less gaming you do or even the amount of games you play decreases

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0