The wise forest guy

Jul 28, 2026 6:02 PM

The Jungle's V.I.P!

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Precious creatures. Shitstain humans are destroying their world.

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Ah, so that's where I went wrong

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I read it was an old tale that orangutans could talk but they don't because they know if they did humans would make them work.

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I wanna cuddle an orangutan...!

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🦧

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Orang has no need for credit scores and insurance salesmen.

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They don't pay taxes.

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Good examples, both were forced upon us.

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That's just the Librarian

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"of course I can talk but please do not tell, lest I be sent to a Walmart to labour"

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Rock me , Dr. Zaius!

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I love you Dr. Zaeus!

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Dr Zaius Dr Zaius

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Gnu

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The Librarian of the Unseen University Library

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Ooook!

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Closer to "man of the forest/wilderness" but funny way to put it.

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Ook

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Ook 'em in the dooker!

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ook?

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Ook.

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See, he speaks, and is given a job...

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Mean, the Librarian had the job before he was turned in an Orangutan. He just seems happier to stay as one.

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Hello, Librarian.

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Ook!

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Bloody Monkey

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OOK?!?

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OOK'd in the DOOKER

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Ook!

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Ook!!

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