Oct 29, 2020 1:04 PM
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Gastroboi
Lmao. That little jerk.
Sokonomi
Ever took a nap in the sun on some grass? I get the little dude. Its just so comfy.
Jennnanigans
I cannot imagine how good it must feel to have an elephant come to you for help. That's like next-level reliable.
squintish
She only has the funny monkey boys in her herd, but they’ll have to do.
Exyr
Man and I thought my SO was a heavy sleeper.
WagTheHeart
Dammit I was so afraid for a minute.
GiantSchnitzel
https://media1.tenor.com/images/41edeef4fb8b965cae412109f1dfb4c6/tenor.gif?itemid=5142090
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Just a sleepy baby.
Kiares
That good sleep.
iamspartan1262
Where you forget what dimension you're in, who you are, and even what species you are
GhostbusterGuy
It's like when my dog sleeps so hard that he wakes up with a smooshed face.
NeverUpvoteBewbs
Wakes up, confused. "Mooooommm!"
BmoreDaviano
I was thinking the same lol
sambaah05
Yup. That looks like the jerk my dog does when they are sleeping.
Reaganitelevinite
I was a little worried.
FailedCrate
I guess that mom was too.
McMeowenstein
The way it runs to his mama
nugo520
"mom, why are you sad? I was just sleeping. who the guys in red?"
LeOneTrueTroll
Mamá will definitely remember that
PballQhead
OrphanSonOfSAMandMary
I wish I could sleep like a baby elephant, sometime. Tonight would be most helpful.
voguemouse
I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
FourWindBadger
I remember when my baby girl was 5 month old she was sleeping so deeply we couldn't wake her up and we couldn't see her breathing. 1/2
Then mummy made a bottle and for some reason that woke her up
KenjiHimura
a reminder that these magnificent creatures are dying right now in botswana by the hundreds.. its sad.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that elephants dying are low on the list of problems in Botswana.
Are you saying that because it's an african country or that like every country they have their problems. I only stated this because it's +1
IN a CONSERVATION. So botswana, problems or not, they care about their animals. Why they have scientists looking for root cause there.
ExoCyberBit
This is cute but I don't think I've ever seen elephant nipples before
CorydorasAfavorplease
Thats funny. It's a male calf, too lol
Now think about having seen whale nipples.
JesusHorsedickChrist
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/25/12/3385A13800000578-0-image-a-51_1461582642549.jpg
d1nosawr
My cat did that once... I almost gave my soul in exchange for his life!
sadn00b
Updating firmware. Please do not turn off cat while update in progress...
battlepants
Should have employed the pizza method
mooncactus
Elephants are such beautiful, intelligent creatures.
SpartanC185
Especially when they pull shit out of each other's asshole and eat it.
idontenglishsorry
well humans are allegedly the most inteligents animals in the world and let me tell you, we love to suck ass and swallow cum so...
Dinkybutt
It's been a long time since I laughed so hard I spat my drink out onto my monitor, even after trying to contain my laughter with my hand.
LMAO
ilovethisdog
"Please help. It's my baby, he's very lazy."
That elephant mommy is either on the shorter side, or those men are fuckin tall. or a mix or both.
metalrulercid
*fart* wakes self up "what, who??mooooooooom!!"
augdee
2 more minutes maa
Bossysailor
Oh man, that never worked with my mom. She would drag me out of bed for school if I pulled that.
circlebreaker
I remember those days getting literally dragged out of bed onto the floor. *spring-loaded roll up blinds SFX*
LinkaAdoptsACouger
I've been picked up by the seat of my PJs and tossed down the steps. Oh the woes of the third child.
Jammiepak
Just to clarify... you aren’t a baby elephant are you ?
reviewerofsw
If bossysailor identifies as a baby elephant, then political correctness means we must accept that bossysailor is one. You elephobe.
Well I go back and worth, some days I identify as a small soap dish.
You are awesome.
Not even on my least baby elephant days do I approach awesome. It might be a phobia.
Some days...don't judge.
VillainVillain
Oo burn
Decryptic
*cold days
nognomwifey
My dad would start up the vacuum at 7am on a Saturday. He’s an asshole.
That's brutal. Saturday was for sleeping in or watching cartoons or both.
Snarkywisecrack
My dad would put the dog in my room and shut the door. The dog would lick my face and then bark to get out. End of sleep.
That's cute AF!
SuddenlyMajima
Ah, the days of waking up to someone yelling "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED" and then them wondering why you're pissed off every day.
tattooedpotato
I once had a glass of water thrown at my face after trying to pull that shit...dad did not give two fucks that morning.
veewonroadate
Yikes that’s a bit aggressive. Yet effective.
rookOne
Especially since he threw the glass as well.
CollieSis
And the jumper cables.
"- Strike three" - Dad
knytehawkk
a man would like sound with this video and thus he seeks the sauce
a man has found the sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqllo_cwck
a man is sad, as the sauce adds no flavor to his meal
a story in 4 parts
kickthetiresandlightthefires
Thank you all the same, Sauceman.
FreudianFriday
I liked it. Can't wait for the sequel.
BowenTheKotoc
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Predicto
I was a parent chaperoning a school on a weekend fieldtrip to a historic fort, where the kids did all the jobs. My group had to take night
watch patrolling the walls from midnight to 3 am. Just before midnight, we started waking up the kids. This one little girl would not wake
up no matter what we did. Talked to her, shined a light on her face, shook her arm... she was like a barely breathing corpse. I thought we
were going to have to rush her to the hospital when suddenly she let out a yell, sprang up, ran straight into a wall, and woke up. Weirdest
thing I ever saw. Her mom later told me that it was not unusual for her, she just slept so soundly that nothing could get through. Mom used
to spritz water in her face to wake her up. Welp, that's my story and it didn't end with no three fiddy for the Loch Ness Monster
Gastroboi
Lmao. That little jerk.
Sokonomi
Ever took a nap in the sun on some grass? I get the little dude. Its just so comfy.
Jennnanigans
I cannot imagine how good it must feel to have an elephant come to you for help. That's like next-level reliable.
squintish
She only has the funny monkey boys in her herd, but they’ll have to do.
Exyr
Man and I thought my SO was a heavy sleeper.
WagTheHeart
Dammit I was so afraid for a minute.
GiantSchnitzel
https://media1.tenor.com/images/41edeef4fb8b965cae412109f1dfb4c6/tenor.gif?itemid=5142090
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Just a sleepy baby.
Kiares
That good sleep.
iamspartan1262
Where you forget what dimension you're in, who you are, and even what species you are
GhostbusterGuy
It's like when my dog sleeps so hard that he wakes up with a smooshed face.
NeverUpvoteBewbs
Wakes up, confused. "Mooooommm!"
BmoreDaviano
I was thinking the same lol
sambaah05
Yup. That looks like the jerk my dog does when they are sleeping.
Reaganitelevinite
I was a little worried.
FailedCrate
I guess that mom was too.
McMeowenstein
The way it runs to his mama
nugo520
"mom, why are you sad? I was just sleeping. who the guys in red?"
LeOneTrueTroll
Mamá will definitely remember that
PballQhead
OrphanSonOfSAMandMary
I wish I could sleep like a baby elephant, sometime. Tonight would be most helpful.
voguemouse
I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
FourWindBadger
I remember when my baby girl was 5 month old she was sleeping so deeply we couldn't wake her up and we couldn't see her breathing. 1/2
FourWindBadger
Then mummy made a bottle and for some reason that woke her up
KenjiHimura
a reminder that these magnificent creatures are dying right now in botswana by the hundreds.. its sad.
Reaganitelevinite
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that elephants dying are low on the list of problems in Botswana.
KenjiHimura
Are you saying that because it's an african country or that like every country they have their problems. I only stated this because it's +1
KenjiHimura
IN a CONSERVATION. So botswana, problems or not, they care about their animals. Why they have scientists looking for root cause there.
ExoCyberBit
This is cute but I don't think I've ever seen elephant nipples before
CorydorasAfavorplease
Thats funny. It's a male calf, too lol
Exyr
Now think about having seen whale nipples.
JesusHorsedickChrist
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/25/12/3385A13800000578-0-image-a-51_1461582642549.jpg
d1nosawr
My cat did that once... I almost gave my soul in exchange for his life!
sadn00b
Updating firmware. Please do not turn off cat while update in progress...
battlepants
Should have employed the pizza method
mooncactus
Elephants are such beautiful, intelligent creatures.
SpartanC185
Especially when they pull shit out of each other's asshole and eat it.
idontenglishsorry
well humans are allegedly the most inteligents animals in the world and let me tell you, we love to suck ass and swallow cum so...
Dinkybutt
It's been a long time since I laughed so hard I spat my drink out onto my monitor, even after trying to contain my laughter with my hand.
mooncactus
LMAO
ilovethisdog
"Please help. It's my baby, he's very lazy."
sadn00b
That elephant mommy is either on the shorter side, or those men are fuckin tall. or a mix or both.
metalrulercid
*fart* wakes self up "what, who??mooooooooom!!"
augdee
2 more minutes maa
Bossysailor
Oh man, that never worked with my mom. She would drag me out of bed for school if I pulled that.
circlebreaker
I remember those days getting literally dragged out of bed onto the floor. *spring-loaded roll up blinds SFX*
LinkaAdoptsACouger
I've been picked up by the seat of my PJs and tossed down the steps. Oh the woes of the third child.
Jammiepak
Just to clarify... you aren’t a baby elephant are you ?
reviewerofsw
If bossysailor identifies as a baby elephant, then political correctness means we must accept that bossysailor is one. You elephobe.
Bossysailor
Well I go back and worth, some days I identify as a small soap dish.
reviewerofsw
You are awesome.
Bossysailor
Not even on my least baby elephant days do I approach awesome. It might be a phobia.
Bossysailor
Some days...don't judge.
VillainVillain
Oo burn
Decryptic
*cold days
nognomwifey
My dad would start up the vacuum at 7am on a Saturday. He’s an asshole.
Bossysailor
That's brutal. Saturday was for sleeping in or watching cartoons or both.
Snarkywisecrack
My dad would put the dog in my room and shut the door. The dog would lick my face and then bark to get out. End of sleep.
circlebreaker
That's cute AF!
SuddenlyMajima
Ah, the days of waking up to someone yelling "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED" and then them wondering why you're pissed off every day.
tattooedpotato
I once had a glass of water thrown at my face after trying to pull that shit...dad did not give two fucks that morning.
veewonroadate
Yikes that’s a bit aggressive. Yet effective.
rookOne
Especially since he threw the glass as well.
CollieSis
And the jumper cables.
tattooedpotato
"- Strike three" - Dad
knytehawkk
a man would like sound with this video and thus he seeks the sauce
knytehawkk
a man has found the sauce
knytehawkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqllo_cwck
knytehawkk
a man is sad, as the sauce adds no flavor to his meal
knytehawkk
a story in 4 parts
kickthetiresandlightthefires
Thank you all the same, Sauceman.
FreudianFriday
I liked it. Can't wait for the sequel.
BowenTheKotoc
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Predicto
I was a parent chaperoning a school on a weekend fieldtrip to a historic fort, where the kids did all the jobs. My group had to take night
Predicto
watch patrolling the walls from midnight to 3 am. Just before midnight, we started waking up the kids. This one little girl would not wake
Predicto
up no matter what we did. Talked to her, shined a light on her face, shook her arm... she was like a barely breathing corpse. I thought we
Predicto
were going to have to rush her to the hospital when suddenly she let out a yell, sprang up, ran straight into a wall, and woke up. Weirdest
Predicto
thing I ever saw. Her mom later told me that it was not unusual for her, she just slept so soundly that nothing could get through. Mom used
Predicto
to spritz water in her face to wake her up. Welp, that's my story and it didn't end with no three fiddy for the Loch Ness Monster