Good morning!

Jul 3, 2024 12:53 PM

WazertFromBlueSky

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Free squirrel with every delivery

katzenfreude tax

Poor pizza dude standing there thinking : What the f*ck did I do ?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could watch bikers eating shit all day long.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bikers: "Respect our space! Share the road!"
Also Bikers:

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

#3 Pizza guy did nothing wrong. He can't go into your house to protect you from wildlife. He's not trained for that.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

90% sure he has NO idea what happened. He wasn't looking when the squirrel jumped, he looks when the woman he's delivering too SUDDENLYL SCREAMS AT TOP VOLUME like "???" lmao

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#9 One of the few where I genuinely didn't guess what was gonna happen, albeit somewhat anticlimatically.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that girl on the back deff mangled her right arm.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do the windshield wipers turn on when a shitty car gets in an accident?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Well the first one is obviously fake. Others are fun though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 :( Charlie's brother passed away recently, that made me sad

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#8 boing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 is the virgin single?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#8 George Miller take note. That's your next bike stunt in Mad Max Wasteland. Holy shit

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's San Francisco, so the setting is already half-built for a Wasteland-type movie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Swing got angry once it found out after sitting down that she's no virgin.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

SO. MANY. QUESTIONS! Even without vertical filming.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This applies to several gif in this dump

2 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 7

Then this

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#1 tiny break in the divider (can't be a legal U turn) that the car went for and completly missed, driving over the barrier, getting stuck, and then getting smacked by the bike they cut off then make the turn.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And no turn signal

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But of course

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen #3 so many times and I can’t get over how perfect the timing is for the delivery driver to never see the squirrel

2 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize he hadn't seen the squirrel and just thought he was high as shit lol

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I seldom scream at the pizza guy. Depends how hungry and high I am.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite is the "BOO" sign next to the door

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first time I saw this video, I didn't see the squirrel either, so I got to experience it from the delivery driver's point of view.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It makes me laugh out loud every time. from his POV she just starts screaming and slams the door on him. priceless

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bat. It's a bat.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 47

I also assumed bat at first. Pause the video a bit.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With a tail like that?

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

When the delivery guy first walks under the awning, you can see the squirrel's tail as it crawls to reposition itself.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And that's why I ruined so many friendships with proximity mines in Goldeneye64.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Did you load them up at all the spawn points?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I put them on the ceiling!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you threw them on an ammo box and then picked it up before the mine armed, the mine would still be there, invisible, when the ammo box respawned. That little trick used to make people quite angry.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This one ends too soon. The husband comes to the door laughing hysterically "The squirrel got in again" 😂

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Again... like the squirrel sees delivery drivers and is like BINGO. OMG I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

AGAIN. That’s awesome. I love how the dude is like well i guess I’ll just continue to wait for whatever the hell is happening to resolve itself.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hasn't gotten paid yet lmao

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 687 Dislikes 2

he woke up and chose violence

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Welll, she woke him up

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s not the finger, Charlie

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is glorious

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

classic charlie..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why consent is so important

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Today I choose violence! - Charlie

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love Charlie Bear!!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

This should be framed.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why the comment section is so important.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#1 All aboard!!

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

That girl on the back appears to have severely broken her right arm.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#3 this is one of the funniest videos over ever seen. That poor pizza guy is just standing there thinking, door opens, woman screams, slams door. What did I do???

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

“Yo where you going….. i still got the pizzas… hello? Fuck this is gunna be awhile”

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude got what he deserved

2 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 4

That bike needs a heads-up display.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

It amazing how that guy avoided an entire motorcycle in his head

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

He almost made the jump

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The car probably went over his leg.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, what about the other guy?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

almost definitely part of the crew.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These dudes too, there was no reason to kill that tree.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 11

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2 years ago (deleted Jul 5, 2024 4:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That cholla is the devils making and a blight on the land. It deserves whatever terrible fate has come for it.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Miguel, I beg you. You are breaking the car.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I lived in the desert for a while and Chollas deserve to be destroyed but they will also fight you till the end.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

It was in the way. And the other guy was just having fun. Yall need to cheer the fuck up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he didn't get or deserve a concussion because he had a helmet on, so at least he has that going for him.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Looks like his leg got under the car at the end, so maybe a broken leg at least? Feels appropriate

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Car was on the brakes, so he might have gotten lucky this time. But I'm pretty sure there's a next time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was actually a pretty impressive feat. The guy he jumped completely over didn't even get hit. It's pretty remarkable. And stupid, yes.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

He literally rode up his back

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

All without even touching him. That was crazy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, they hit back tires and he is launched straight up over the guy. It doesnt look like the jumper ever makes contact with the body of the jumpee.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The front tire definitely makes contact with his head

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it definitely doesnt. You can see from a single still. Just rewind and watch it over and over. The back bikes tire never touches the front rider. He launches straight up over the guy. Its easier on a computer where you can keep clicking the exact point of impact.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0