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Aug 31, 2017 1:20 PM
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h0tdoglatte
crap! nice save man! gotta watch those cutoff wheels.
clutchthepearls
This is why you wear a face shield, buy quality discs, pay attention to RPM limits, and mind your pressure when cutting*
JuancarlosFernandez
REPOST
cousteau
But saaafety!
LeiserGeist
Engage safety squints!
HenryFondle
Keep your dick in the vice.
axiomatik
Should be using a face shield really.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Yeah, having that thing embedded in your cheek is not exactly a win either.
rumandbass
Was going to mention that he's actually lucky that didn't go through his cheek or forehead.
WellThatsOriginal
Those cutt-off disks are dangerous as fuck. I usually use a torch when possible.
lovepuppy
*suddenly workshop assplodes.*
HavocJester
Once my forman had a little tiny piece of metal ricochet off his face, into the saftey goggles and back into his eye. YOU'RE NEVER SAFE.
aworkoffiction
Also you should never be looking down the profile of a cutting disk while working.
1972GTO
And keep the shield on the tool. I've seen so many people remove them.
JackkBakin
Fuck off with your reposts, its all imgur is now
reeceska
Woah chill! I found it on 4chan thought some people would enjoy it. Take a chill pill man.
WaywardSon1996
wasnt this from yeeewears ago
UrbzGaming
That's the worst case of shingles ive ever seen!
Renaceae
awesome
SpaghettiWarden
*Maintainers everywhere have a gasp
GenenalDissaray
I actually (really) worked with a one-eyed man. He said it was one of maybe 3 times he didn't wear his safety glasses in 10 years working.
redbeardedbuttstuff
Safety glasses are a must but body position is more important. Don't put your self in the path of the spinning death wheel
rumandbass
how are you supposed to aim?
SharkyMcSnarkface
If only goggles can prevent heart attacks and pants shitting.
BklynPunisher
Well, if you shove the goggles up your ass, you won't be able to shit.
Renaceae
Invents the Goggle Pants!
RitzkinNeverCameBack
This unexpected comment really made me laugh!
uhohjosh
You let your pants shit? HAH, loser
HerpestonMcDerping
truthsmiles
Me: Young & fresh out of safety training Mentor: Too cool for glasses, shows me how to refill a bottle of engine degreaser. Sprays own eyes.
notinmywatch
you missed the opportunity to become a pirate
Renaceae
Arrr, that won' save 'em from a peg leg matey!
ReadOnlyMemories
You only get one set of peepers man.. yah
ObviousRedCircle
reeceska
Real imgur hero
GTASanAndreasQuotes
I prefer to wear normal safety glasses
fartharder
isexmywife
You should actually wear a face shield when using a grinder.
HenceforthPotato
THIS. I use a large face shield to protect face and neck. And yes goggles underneath anyway.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Yes, and wear safety goggles underneath. I knew a guy whose face shield broke, still got hit in the eyes with shrapnel.
BigJewishHulk
Had a tiny piece of metal stuck in my eye. Doctor removed it. Was wearing protection glasses over normal glasses.
BigJewishHulk
Now the proud owner of a full face mask
ROBOTvsMAN
This person would have been fucked:
ObjectR139A1
All safety manuals are written in blood.
ediblepain
Wear safety goggles while doing taxidermy too! My mentor dismissed their last apprentice for ignoring this advice. Corpse juice burns eyes.
Drasham
"Corpse Juice" as a phrase makes me happier than it should.
Chandler920
EroticZombiePants
Formaldehyde?
ediblepain
Nah, mostly just blood and juicy stuff. Or if I really screw up, bile and gut goop. Or if I really REALLY screw up, maggot splatter.
EroticZombiePants
That doesn't sound any better. :-p
GraySpirit
I only use a dremel tool, but ended up buying some safety goggles after the cutter shattered and hit my face.
JerryF
I once lost a wheel and it embedded in my tile floor from waist level. Looked at wife like "what the fuck just happened???"
stilloldbull
Dremels seem innocuous but are primed to deliver a good small scale maiming...
NaMazda95
Buy the fiber reinforced Dremel discs much safer
jridley
I've had pieces of philips drive screwdriver bits in my cordless drill shatter and hit me in the face. I wear safety glasses A LOT since.
UnityIron
That's why you buy cheap unhardened bits, they deform without shattering. I'm guessing you've got a decent driver to have blown a bit
jridley
Cheap unhardened bits last about 5 minutes in my experience. Good bits last weeks, I usually lose them first. Shattering isn't a problem tho
UnityIron
Yea, I do about 5 mins of work with them a month.
UnityIron
Dremel wheels break so easily, I've never broken a wheel on an angle grinder but tons on a dremel
missbelled
Dremel spindles have tons of runout. It's really easy to flex whatever tool you have in there.
UnityIron
I use an extension hose thing and the runout is pretty wild. Also I use a machine mart version of a dremel, so no expense spent
StandAgainstTyranny
I've broken a bunch of non-FR grinding discs, but have you ever broken a Fiber Reinforced Dremel wheel?
UnityIron
Tbh I wouldn't shell out for the fr, the explode on torque ones are cheap enough to replace
xdvgx
It's easy to do if you accidentally put some torque on it
Hilaritybomber
I wore mine down so small I couldn't get it off. Still not broken.
Koshunae
Well the less material from the center, the more force it takes to break.
axiomatik
Good choice. I know someone who lost an eye when a Dremel wheel shattered and went right into his eye.
StandAgainstTyranny
Precisely why you never put your face inline with the disc, even with goggles. Ex-coworker lost a tooth to a grinder wheel.
jridley
My grandfather wasn't much for safety rules, but he ALWAYS stayed out of the plane of rotation when starting up a grinder.
StandAgainstTyranny
THAT'S the phrase I was looking for. Many thanks!
ShospleColupis
I always wear mine and people make fun of me.. "you're sitting in front of a computer, you idiot.." whatever.. safety first.
RoudyRaccoon
Hard drives spin pretty fast!
Rynestrm
You ever seen Star Trek? Those computers blow up all the time!
MadMerlyn
Apparently they don't have any kind of back-flow protection on their shield systems, because every minor hit and sparks everywhere.
Drhoges
Or when you're grilling? https://33.media.tumblr.com/1e102eb28c0cf5bfddfedda09893f88b/tumblr_mx9ap6oJHD1rp0vkjo1_500.gif
CometLaHal
as a gamer... sometimes keys get spammed. protection from a flying space bar is a good idea
AVoiceOfReason
People say the same about when I wear my helmet while writing code. Joke's on them, this helmet's for when I see my former coworker's code.
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
you made me laugh. thank you
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Semen protectors
Tilted9000
Do you have gunners?
noturaveragepunk
I sit at a computer inspecting baby incubators, and I'm required to wear safety glasses because I'm on the production floor
KapnKershaw
sometimes they squirt
HectoProtecto
Alt-right and alt-left sitting across from space - you better have protection!
Hybris51129
Those people obviously never seen a PC cooling fan explode.
Surisuule
Well, some people rig their computers with explosives, you are prepared.
CaptainMcRocket
Dwight? Is that you?
Notawallplan
*monitor explodes*
M1S0
Well what if the monitor explodes ? You would be the only to survive
yeekee
I took a Pyrex baking dish out of the oven, set it down and it exploded. I felt glass shards hit my chest. I wasn't wearing goggles :(
AVeryBritishName
I think they do actually make tinted glasses to help avoid eye strain for people that have to sit at a computer for long periods
karm42yn
It's all fun and games until you get cum in your eye.
GobSaveZeQueen
Is that you Kungen ? http://imgur.com/cJpFD41
Exactually
Don't know who that is but I assume he's seeing 4k HD with those glasses
Bassnecker
Nah, but I feel you. White peeps all look the same.
reeceska
Cringe protection
SomeRandomLiz
Ha!
PresidentialRoboHobo
Aanokint
Wouldnt want any splashback
jpb103
http://imgur.com/VdAkT82
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
The fact that she has her top so far open makes it seem like those shouldn't be faucets.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
/r/eyebleach
Skizzlesnap
Don't want to take a rogue F key to the eye.
Qwikskoupa420
Press F to pay respects
comcastintern
F
dj505
F
HeyHowdyHey
sallyseagull
TIL that F key is the most common to fall off the keyboard
Skizzlesnap
I type "fuck" a bunch.
HappyNukeYearsEve
Or a rogue 1 key
HungryPumpkn
Or a rogue monkey.
Catatata
Gottem
GingerBeardsRule
Gollum*
masterpierround
Erdogan*
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The one idiot who should be fired: "GOGGLES IS FOR PUSSIES BE A REAL MAN!"
IMadeThisAccountForButts
I have never heard anyone saying something like that.
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Nearly the same as some skaters that refuse to wear elbow/knee pads
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I was drilling holes into a wire troff today and the guy on my jobsite who does the trash told me to put glasses on. I didnt really think1/2
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I NEEDED to, but neither did he. He just said "better safe than sorry. You wanna be able to see when you go home" I said true and put em on
icelandicsealbear
That's it? That's the end of the story?
Retronyx
Once I was thirsty, then I got some water.
ZacMuerte
Apparently everybody at the local high school refused to wear cups for football. I'm sure some people had fun with that...
Tavilen
A real blind man.
skeetsberry
Those would be some pretty foggy goggles...
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Foggles
skeetsberry
The FSRB( Foggle Safety Ratings Board) calculates the MMF2 (Moist Muff Fog Factor) rating to ensure device compliance to safety standards.
ArchQuantum
Who taught this guy anatomy? Cats don't ware goggles.
SergeiBoobtitsky
Neither can vaginas.
LaTransDragon
But they do have wares such as goggles
Dedeurmetdebaard
They have wares if you have coin.
MightyOwl
And you can wear coins over your eyes as protection! Ha!
OddlyPacific
*Goggles is, for pussies be a real, man!
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Seeing is for pussies!
glaug
And he's the same one who has a personal injury lawyer on speed dial
Beefmonger
I can't understand people like that. I would rather keep an eye.
IsmokedAweedOnce
*Tornado warning* "You gotta be a bitch to die from some wind"
H3X0
"It's not THAT the wind is blowing. It's WHAT the wind is blowing." -Ron White
AVoiceOfReason
Who are you quoting?
Snarkoleptic
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
No no NO. "Who should be fired?" "He should be fired." If it's "he", it's "who". "Him"="whom". If you're gonna grammar Nazi, get it right!
Snarkoleptic
I know it sounds almost archaic to use this properly (like saying "it is I who did this") but it really is correct.
Snarkoleptic
You are quoting "him". He is not quoting. The quoter is you, and therefore the person being quoted is the direct object.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Ah. See this is a misunderstanding of an entirely different sort. I latched onto "The one idiot who should be fired" not "Who should be?"
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
The complete thought being "The one idiot who should be fired is who I am quoting" -- both of which take "he" and therefore "who" not whom.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
..or, rather, "Who are you quoting?" Grr!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The one idiot who should be fired.
Snarkoleptic
In this sentence the verb is "be" not "fired" and therefore s the main noun is "idiot". Therefore "who".
Snarkoleptic
Easier to understand like this. "Whom should I FIRE?" "Who should BE fired?"
AVoiceOfReason
What's his name?
Snarkoleptic
Dan. Fuck Dan.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
*facepalm* This is a common thing in jobs like this. In many workplaces in fact. Why do you want some dude from my personal life's name?
AVoiceOfReason
Oh, someone you know said that?