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IHateAllOffendedPeople
I can taste the salt and it's fucking great. "I'm so ashamed of my state", the. proceed to blame all the 'country hicks'.
SeanTabasco
WhyNotUncleIroh
The Democrat cause at least they aren't sexist/racist
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
look up goldwater, robert bird, super predators, mandatory minimums, are you sure they arent racist? sure seems like it.
chimpspirit
RedEyesWhiteSwaggin
source?
chimpspirit
Russia
cmfler
The first time i've actually seen this played the right way around
chimpspirit
PsychopompGecko
You're going to feel embarrassed when you realize what happened in Pennsylvania.
usersubmod
Never doubt Florida Man
MrNobodyLivesHere
Florida man is all knowing, hail to thee...
Gonz000
way to fuck us all guys
0fficerDoofy
Sorry I was cleaning my room.
Iaimtomisbehave
The best governor Florida ever had weighs in on the election results:
v .
Whovian10ant
Should have doubted us
PremiumEdition
Trump won yes im doubting Florida
TheFIoridaMan
Hear hear! Wait...
krapmyself
This is how bush became president
AllHailTechnoViking
I see another war coming, keeping him in office for 8 years.
fromheretomars
As a Floridian, I'm sorry. We're not all horrible..
NotRapefortheWilling
Same as the Floridians who voted for Trump.
FuzzyCatCat
bolognasandwich
Dammit, Florida. One job.
beerchugger666
MrBodacious
Omg. Florida elected the guy that makes George W look intelligent
ThePerfectGif
Florida shouldn't surprise people. There are a whole lot of elderly people there, who all vote.
Kingmala
Yeah and they voted for Obama last time, remember that?
doodybird
No, that was all the dead people..
MandaloreIncognito
Or, depending on how us Arizonans feel: The new Sheriff in town!
Laggmonster8
Except the new sheriff will be enforcing Trump's border laws.
halcat
That IS a bright spot, thank you.
Muddskipper2
Anybody is better then Arpaio. Time for some new blood
MandaloreIncognito
Do I know you? Or is that just what everybody I know is saying?
StuffAboutThings
I expected nothing less from AZ. Tucson is rife with people who could give a shit less about each other.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Tucson and arpaio aren't really related.. just saying
StuffAboutThings
Yeah, but the general consensus seems to be the same. Anywhere I go in AZ, it seems people are self-centered.
Registered4deuce
Florida didn't decide this, the 57 million who voted for him did ,and worse the Millions who didn't vote helped this happen.
GreatBig
*cough* Wisconsin and Pennsylvania *COUGH* *COUGH, GAG!!!* "Oh, S#!T...I'm choking." *CHOKES* "CHAKKKKKKKK" *continues to choke*
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Fucking Florida strikes again...
NotRapefortheWilling
zorril
People forget that oldies retire in FL, we have hoards of old people who are more likely to vote than younger generations. The Villages=old
3stag
lmao, also PA, MI, and WI...
adversebizarrecatharsis
Hello America, this is what happens when you send your parents to Florida and leave them without supervision.
GoNavy09
Florida, voting against expectations since statehood.
alltheusernamesthatiwantaretaken
We prayed that people in Florida was safe during hurricane Matthew, what we didn't know was that the hurricane was trying to save us.
IratetheD
omg this is gold
KingKoopasErectPenis
Yeah. Now we have a Category 5 shit storm named Donald Drumpf.
JackVanFrost
It actually pretty much came down to Pennsylvania this time around. Florida certainly played its part though.
sowetoninja
It came down to all the states and the people voting within them, just to be clear.
LizardEnterprises
Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
duttry98
I'm ashamed to be a Pennsylvanian(pennsyltucky what it's slowly becoming). To many "good 'ol boy" dipshits around here.
Shadehawk
a fuckin men brother i live in the NW of pa and its nothing but trump signs and rednecks as far as you can see
BirdsBeerandBitches
I've always heard the phrase (even living in the South) "Pittsburgh on the west, Philly on the east, and Alabama in between"
Shadehawk
fairly accurate, pitt and philly are the two big liberal cities then its redneck hellscape over the rest of the state
JohnnyTitelips
Michigan too.
LonLonRanchDressing
Yea PA was the real surprise. Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I never expected FL to vote Hillary
Scubasteezy
I have a friend that lives in Florida, and he said there were so many pickets and all that he didn't think Florida would've been as close
JackVanFrost
Florida was close for a while, seemed like they were delaying announcing it because they didn't wanna screw up again lol.
WhyNotUncleIroh
Yeah that played out well for them..
carebearsandstares
@OP Wasn't just one state, it was a entire sweep through the rust belt, it was about people who suffered economically who voted.
MagicUmbrellas
Why would someone suffering economically vote for a corrupt millionaire?
artintel
It was an emotional response; these people are not the intellectual cream of the crop.
Counterfit
Because he said stuff they want to hear.
johnnymosc
Again he won by 21 electorals & there are still 2 states counting, he had half a dozen paths to win, so it didn't come down to any 1 state.
JackVanFrost
I meant that once he won PA, the election was already decided based on the numbers at the time.
Furiou5
Ya; he stomped her pretty well; this is what happens when you make direct appeals to the people who feel they were forgotten(even after (1)
Furiou5
you talk shit about them).(2)
orp0piru
So happy when climate change denial finally sinks Florida.
NarsilThatWasBroken
Do please hold your breath while waiting.
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
When Florida finally sinks you mean
elfton
Someone Forgot the end of the movie :)
thatguy825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqselF6nK4Y
TheMightyMoto
Florida has disappointed me tonight.
randomshoe
You'll thank us when you're older
PurpWizard
I live in florida, wish I didnt.
teletoad
move bitch
PurpWizard
considering it. your not hurting my feelings dude. ass backwards state, ass backwards country.
RawriitzJay
Why is Florida important. Seriously asking as I am ignorant in politics
IronicUsername
It's a swing state that has 29 of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency. The state's winner gets all of those votes.
lavendergirl
As a resident of Fort Lauderdale, I'm disappointed in Florida too.
M3M0W
Dude you don't even know....I'm from Florida. Absentee ballot and everything.....I'm pretty devastated.
iHveNoCleverName
I wonder if there were many absentees?
waterbucketsandsparetowels
try living here
cooplander
Is that even possible?
iwearlittlesocks
Imgur was pretty much pro trump and pro brexit until about 2 hours ago lol
Kingmala
Lol right??
Billpo
Orange County disappointed me, but most of the state made up for it.
JetMarks
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT GET FUCKED LIBTARDS
RottenKitten
Cubans.
HandBananananaTime
Unless they had voted 90% Bernie, you can't expect anything other than disappointment.
Snarkoleptic
That's OK. It will be underwater in a few decades.
YourMomJokes
hopefully your mom isn't florida later on...http://imgur.com/ev4F4ki
mnicholson211
Did you expect anything else from a state where Florida Man dominates? State is full of them
DarthFutuza
I realized there are more Florida Man's in Florida then I previously thought. I will be staying away from the state.
Macncheez1212
Yes please do. Hey you kids stay off my swamp!
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Disappointed means you had expectations. Expect nothing from Florida.
TheMightyMoto
I should of learned that. But then again I had expectation that people would see throw some of the massive amount of BS this year but nope.
iHveNoCleverName
The man was biblically evil and so many voted for him. I'm not sure what to think right now.
NotRapefortheWilling
Hillary was no different?
iHveNoCleverName
Yes, there was a fucken difference. Dam she never did half as wrong as he did. I give up, go and parade around Trump or praise Sanders.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Never underestimate the power of a large group of idiots. They ignored the issues and voted for the "interesting new guy"...
3rdweal
You insulted the people and dismissed their concerns, they spoke up, and your solution is to insult them further? Bold strategy.
RobertNAdams
"It didn't work! We should call them some more names! Surely it will work now!"
AllHailTechnoViking
The people will change their minds once they find out that there is a snowballs chance in Hell that Trump can keep his promises.
fleshcrafterAngel
Florida is complicated. I don't like the results, but... We have a high proportion of conservative retirees; everyone wants to move (1/?)
fleshcrafterAngel
here in their old age. Similarly, we have a surprising number of the low-income blue collar workers that Trump's rhetoric preys on. (2/?)
fleshcrafterAngel
And, contributing to this, everyone loves the space program; it's a unifying factor across parties here. Which Obama gets blamed for (3/?)
fleshcrafterAngel
gutting (rightly or wrongly), thereby causing backlash against Democrats in general. Not that Trump will restore it - but this isn't (4/?)
fleshcrafterAngel
exactly a reasoned reaction in the first place, it's people - scared, desperate, people - who feel like they got suckerpunched. (5/?)
fleshcrafterAngel
(It's important to note, too, that they've felt this way for years now. Because shit keeps going wrong for them.) Which is exactly (6/?)
FUkfaceVonClownstick
Don't blame us this time. NH, MI, OH, and WI all went with @Fukfacevonclownstick
Hypercube9
CNN actually still hasn't called Michigan.
tenebrisangelus
As a person from WI i mostly saw Trump signs. I figured only Milwaukie would go Hillary and i was right.
IGotMilk
As someone from Michigan, I saw something similar but with Detroit being our Hillary location.
sorceryandbeans
Interesting that Bernie won the primary here in MI. Corrupt DNC boots him out and look what happened.
scnottaken
I actually saw people pinning this Clinton loss on Bernie. I mean, just wtf. Maybe it's her lying ass that caused this.
ColeInOscopy
from NH. trump signs everywhere... people up here were legitimately concerned about their guns more than anything. mind blowing
iHveNoCleverName
How the hell did that happen this time?
definitelynotanarc
Non-college educated whites, and Clinton under performing pretty much across the board.
FUkfaceVonClownstick
White Evangelical Christians went against her 85-15
iHveNoCleverName
It's ironic because they supposedly had "family values" and opted for Trump.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
You're suggesting that people who need a book to label themselves as "moral" are capable of critical thinking..
iHveNoCleverName
Look I'm an old school Catholic but even without that I'm not that bloody blind.
Darkspire
A book they didn't even read. Except for the hating gays part.
0fficerDoofy
Hey that's me!
jake117
Holy shit officerdoofy you're a bigger perv than me #respect
WolkoW
Does Gail still swallow.
0fficerDoofy
Gail swallows.
ImDoneLurking
Mom told you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner, Doofy!
0fficerDoofy
Vacuum understands me! Better than you do
llgghh17
Uhhh... it's Deputy....
0fficerDoofy
And special officer
glozinglocal
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah fuckkk
Darthmittens
Wasn't he just pretending to be stupid?
Dandyboi
You're at 1234 fake internet points, so I won't ruin the moment. But otherwise you would get my fake internet point!
FragileReality
Reporting for duty!
stevetehpirate
Don't comment while I'm cleaning my room.
Keoleon
Thank you doofy for the help!
Bmanroger
Not now Doofy, not now
Spanguli
Same here
TheAfroClam
Why are you on here? Did someone disturb you cleaning your room?
0fficerDoofy
I told @ComicAvec not to disturb me.
0fficerDoofy
Great post @atlasmylady
atlasmylady
ooohh yeah! Well thank you!
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Username checks out.
YouAreTooStupidToInsult
I went poopy. It was good.
Fairdinkums
Hey Doofy, smell my fingers
0fficerDoofy
Smell my fingers...
Tiiimmmaayy
Ugh! What the hell is that?!
0fficerDoofy
My ass.
TasteOfNoise
Gail swallows
0fficerDoofy
Already told @WolkoW
Ermano300
Did you change your underwear?
0fficerDoofy
I go poopie.
TerritorialRotbart
Always great to see you, Officer. https://m.popkey.co/7ff376/V091J.gif
0fficerDoofy
Special 0fficerDoofy reporting!
TerritorialRotbart
Quick question... How come you're never around when the killer shows up?
0fficerDoofy
Dick's stuck in a vacuum cleaner
TerritorialRotbart
Oh, makes sense. Carry on then, officer!
ComicAvec
God damn it Doofy!
Mrziffle
You had one job, one job and you fucked it up. Thank Doof.
0fficerDoofy
I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
davidthegoliath
Got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again?
0fficerDoofy
Maybe. Don't knock it til you try it
davidthegoliath
Who said I didn't?
Elonth
That was the greatest fucking ending of any scary movie ever.
0fficerDoofy
Far out performed Kevin Spacey in usual suspects
p00pl0v3r
What movie?
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mwfurl
The end of The Usual Suspects. Great movie, check it out.
mulligylan
Remember whe bard's wife's head was in that box?
mwfurl
Is that what was in the box?
emeow
Scary Movie...
mwfurl
Doofy was based off Kevin Spacey in usual suspects
0fficerDoofy
And Arquette from scream, but yes, the usual suspects aspect makes the movie
melancholypanda
Yes, but which scary movie?
Anakindergarden
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EdawSlohcih
And we brought our friend Ohio
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ProjectKurtz
"Everybody who disagrees with my political views is ignorant and inbred" - whiny Democrats
Laranatasha42
I've lived in Michigan, (Wayne County), Wisconsin, and currently Florida. I'm disappointed in everyone and everything tonight.
confusedsquirrel
And the 56 million other Americans.
NotRapefortheWilling
Don't forget your Beer, brats and cheese friends from Wisconsin!!!
Derptator
I bet you're a fellow Wisconsinite
NotRapefortheWilling
I am!
Derptator
Hello fellow cheese head brother/sister!
NotRapefortheWilling
Cheese brother!! Your a fellow brother or sister?
corvandus
Coldin
I'm so ashamed right now. My county carried Clinton, but the rest...
Dewgonglongdong
StoicJ
Ohio managed to get a decent Senator at least. Which was more important to me.
CamelWides6
I'm not very proud of living here right now.
UncleOdious
That goes for the United States in general.
TheHibiscusIsMeltingAgain
Looking at the numbers Ohio was leading that walk of shame
MegHansureisshort
this is the first time michigan has been red since 1988. I'm so ashamed of my home state right now.
Laranatasha42
Me too, man. Me too.
Hypercube9
Most of the state has always been solid red actually. It's only the populous city centers that vote Democratic.
Frederf
Something about seeing an ethnic and not bursting into flames really makes you think.
darthangron
Everyone hates on Ohioans. But we have a much richer history than most states.
TehStoner
Ohio is Michigan's nutsack
iHveNoCleverName
Shhhhh Ohioans voted in Trump. So all that rich political history just went out the window.
darthangron
And apparently so did over half the country. So I guess that makes you morally strong when everyone else votes against you? Lol
Gonz000
No, that means half the country is just as soiled(how are you not getting this?)
darthangron
Well regardless. He won. Republicans control the house and Senate and Congress. So good luck to all u butthurts in the future lol
nickelbackrocks
Ahh. Florida and ohio. Literally the 2 worst states.
Macncheez1212
Have you seen our beaches and estuaries they are amazing!
creely19
That coming from someone with the username nickelbackrocks
SeafartFiretruck
I recently moved to Ohio. *loathe*
MegHansureisshort
so sorry for your misfortune.
Justicedraws
Move to Columbus it's better than 90% of the state
Anonawesome
Ohio's awesome you should leave.
SeafartFiretruck
Ohio's what is awesome?
ProjectKurtz
How petty.
housefriedricenoshrimp
Yes.
Blecki
I don't understand why Ohio, a state with zero jobs and no hope, keeps voting republican.
MancrushonThor
Why wouldn't you when 8 years of Obama didn't do squat?
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
"... because the poor [Americans] see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
mattchew55b
My first job as POTUS will be to give the rich a 35% tax cut. I PROMISE some of that will help you poor people too. Ahem...
ProjectKurtz
I'm pretty sure Ohio swung Democrat last election.
FrankJin
Isnt that exactly the reason why they voted for him? He promised them bringing manufacturing jobs back
shabutie84
He's gonna take the manufacturing jobs away from the robots...
Klingon00
The hardest hit region is coal country. Obama's energy policies have hit the region like a nuke and they aren't happy.
SugarSmack
You can't change progress. Coal is going to be phased out as we evolve our technology regardless of POTUS. Its inevitable.
Klingon00
It doesn't change the fact there are political repercussions for such actions...
SugarSmack
Its futile "blame" the progress of the world on POTUS, Dem or Rep. There was once a booming horse and carriage industry as well. It's life.
Justicedraws
Hey man blame all the miserable country white people living outside every major city here.
shabutie84
I live in the thick of it.
Leithoa
2)to outsource food production & any candidate aiming to do so would lose.
Leithoa
http://media.cleveland.com/datacentral/photo/screen-shot-2016-11-08-at-115521-pmpng-a1e27f2f23201e6a.png poor white farmers. It's harder to
SugarSmack
TehStoner
Cincy has a lot of money. Learned that cooking for 10% of the worlds billionaire population at http://bocacincinnati.com/
flashtopher
And Pennsylvania and all the other states that polled for Clinton but voted Trump.
TonyFriendly
Trump won my state of Michigan too! It hasn't gone red in my lifetime.
TheIronSchnitzel
The Amish also LOVE Trump and I'm sure they turned out to vote way more than in past elections
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Polls are bullshit
jlist
Apparently
flashtopher
Live by the social media, die by the social media
topherrobin
Exactly. Like just because they say they'll do A at the polls to save face, when they know in hell they'll do the complete opposite
Shubbybubbies
Actually people who voted Trump lied to pollsters
LadyFair
WHAT HAPPENED PA?! WHO HURT YOU
TheMoron
Show us on the doll...
wjruth
There are three pockets of Dems in PA, the rest are republican. When it comes to gun rights and blue collar workers, the state turns red.
skidbladnir31
Pennsyltucky is a much different place than Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. When they actual go vote the state turns res
Completelyoriginalusername
Nationwide, rural vote was out in force. That is a heavily conservative voter block. Might do a post on the weird election in a few days.
FerricNitrate
Living in PA for school right now--there's a ton of country hicks. Goddamn there needs to be an aptitude test for voting.
AdienAlexander
"If you have one 3 gal bucket, and one 5 gal bucket, how many buckets do you have?"
crann
you pour the 5 gal bucket into the 3 gal bucket then have 2 gal in the 5 gal bucket: so, 2!
IHateAllOffendedPeople
And all those idiots in Philly and Allentown who voted Hillary are much smarter. Ok. Even I can see how much of a shithole this place became
CrazyCatLad
I live near Quakertown. Yup. My county voted 79% Trump.
Acornlad
Having the attitude "a bunch of country hicks" isn't going to help make things better.
ProjectKurtz
Classic Democrat whinging. Cry some more.
zPapa
That would hurt Clinton more than anything haha
Tyrolz
Agreed, we should go back to the good old days of testing people before they vote.
Calculussucks
That would discriminate against certain minorities who are less likely to be educated, which is the reason that was abolished.
iHveNoCleverName
And don't forget Michigan.
Frederf
Remember the Maine.
JustinLambert
AND THEN WERE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE....
JustinLambert
BYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FancyFrance
Don't blame Washtenaw county!
CamelSpotter
At least Detroit and the surrounding areas can claim that they didn't fuck it up. Yay us, I guess.
TeRealSlimShady
I'm front the thumb, and the only Hillary signs I've seen are Hillary for prison.
shabutie84
In Michigan's defense, they've been drinking lead water.
EdawSlohcih
:D +1
iHveNoCleverName
But a Rep Governed are the ones that did it.
EdawSlohcih
Is it called yet? If it's called, it's over. Trump won.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
A bunch of places just called it, so yeah, I'd say so.
cheezitzonrye
Just got called. Trump won
Dominian
AP called it, but maybe we will face weeks of recounts and protests... The Michael Moore documentary makes me puke already.
iHveNoCleverName
Pretty much, also he is leading Penn.
TheBroganBryant
And Wisconsin...
EdawSlohcih
Just found this; http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/michigan - Yup, it's over soon.
iHveNoCleverName
May God be with us and help us all. I'm not sure people understand how truly frightening this is.