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Cocaine inside a hollowed-out bolt.
Hashish disguised as home decor.
Cocaine in very uncomfortable breast implants.
Cocaine inside Wiipads.
1 metric ton of marijuana inside a hollow donkey statue.
A t-shirt launcher used to launch marijuana over the Mexican-American border.
Endangered frogs inside film canisters.
Ephedrine compressed into a vase base.
Cocaine inside a door.
42 bottles of liquid ketamine proclaimed as holy water.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Ahe1v
Cocaine designed to look like potato chips.
Crystal methamphetamine dipped in chocolate.
Cocaine hidden inside candy Easter eggs.
Two dangernoodles inside clay pots. Attempted smuggles into Australia.
Endangered geckos hidden inside a book.
Too much money to get through customs.
Ecstasy in a Mr. Potato Head.
LSD disguised as crayons, smuggled into prison.
Steroids disguised as novelty candies.
Noobliette
Smuggling snakes into Australia makes as much sense as smuggling weed into Canada
MustLoveNetflix
Cocaine puddin, cocaine puddin, and some more cocaine puddin.
hitlerindisguise
+1 for dangernoodles
ISarabi
I guess that donkey... *dons sunglasses* Was really a mule.
SnakesOnATrain
Who smuggles snakes INTO Australia???
themagickuser
I am amazed for the creativity on the drugs but very mad about the animals. Closing them in such little places for someone's vanity is cruel
themagickuser
Of course drugs are bad too! Just not as animal cruelty in my ethics values.
HowCanIDecide
Who drops acid in prison?!?
justjoiningtoupvotethisonecomment
How did they get caught? Some of this is crazy clever
cr4sh0verride
We need a dedicated artillery division to fire that garbage Mexican brick weed back where it came from.
bentwrenches
Right? Who even smokes that shit anymore?
wildflowur
Um, OUCH on the breast implants, oh my god.
Harryteeters
"Gay Lube Oil" is certainly an interesting novelty candy...
Thronen
More successful than their previous line, santorum lotions
Kaalivanukas
I already commented this the last time it was reposted, but there is no fucking way there's a TONNE of weed inside that donkey
puckernuts
I'm not going to lie chocolate covered crystal meth sounds good right now
BendydickWaffleSmack
LSD page was legit.
Benallinf1
I want these
LeonKennedy6
Another smuggling fail:
MLGsamantha
smuggling success:
itslikewhoa
Breast implants. BREAST IMPLANTS! Damn.
ohdued
Thanks for the tips!
Flankdiesel
Neat
allthenamesaregone
So you're still reposting on? Kinda hoped that'd stop now.
binaryviper
"steroids disguised as candies"..... Um. Disguised as gay lube.... Not candies..
LisaJWho
Are we not going to talk about the cocaine breast implants that look like a fucking ziplock bag...?
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Bugofbelgium
Probably IS a ziplock bag.
carannt
Right! Talk about dedication
Squidwardsnose
Cocaine pringles? damn
Bugofbelgium
When you pop, you can't stop.
ThePrinceWhoWasPromised
Can't eat just one
dejavu85308
Damnit Pam! Stop eating the product
2cats1cup
Best damn chips I've ever had! *scratches neck intensely*
smashpro1
I know a certain fictional HR director that would love that idea.
RetailLetdown
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
zeroisntbad
Y'all got any more of them Pringles?
SuperRockinMrMagic
Because they are not addicting enough already
EngineerZero
Hey look it's this shitposter again
IAmTheOneWhoMocks
That first one was rather clever I feel.
JessieJanson
Seems that way until you realise the dogs can still smell it.
imnotthatblonde
because australia needs MORE snakes??? eh?
AntiEvil007
He just wanted to go home! why won't you let him go home!!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Thank god someone rescued those poor snakes before they got to Australia!
Melly56789
Was thinking the same thing
imnotthatblonde
yes i know its illegal pet trade but still
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Username relevant?
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
The LSD one is pretty slick
profilename
not slick enough apparently
BlowDog
I just heard the other day certain prisons only allow pictures drawn by children to be sent as photographs
bacononbacon
How do you turn lsd into crayons unless you're already on lsd?
AtomicSleepwalker
Could you just eat the paper and start tripping?
izzitekk
If your friend is the "candy man"
bentwrenches
I received letters with blotter acid under the stamp while locked up. Good times in jail.
izzitekk
... but.. did you enjoy it in there? See above, and respond. No lies
bentwrenches
It was in a low security probation camp out in the woods so not your typical jail environment. Honestly I had a good trip. 1/2
bentwrenches
The time I dropped a hit in handcuffs in the back of a cop car, on my way to jail is a different story though.
izzitekk
You're a wild one...
SomethingThatCapturesMyIdentity
It made me sad.
amemeingfulrelationship
Now I'm in here licking all of the coloring books
izzitekk
This though.
izzitekk
It is, but why the world would one want to trip in prison! ?
Muttons1337
Escapism without escaping
PoppinLochNessHopster
I imagine after 20 years that is all I'd want to do, make money to buy drugs, because what the fuck else would you do?
mongoape
http://www.vice.com/read/lsd-in-prison-111
izzitekk
Thanks.. and my point made in the first story.. no way could I be paid to do that!!
hiphopbookshop
Light acid is a whole other drug.
stevenwonder
It sounds like it might be but it's hard to tell without the actual evidence. They just have some crappily coloured page, & not the crayons.
thefear
It's a blotter pad (IE the LSD soaked paper tabs). If you look close you can see the perforated edges. Smart, but not terribly so
ragingjackle09
Nope, cant see it