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My wife said she had a present for me. At first I thought she just bought herself flowers.
Surprise. It's booze bouquet.
She said she got the idea from The Tipsy Bartender
She asked me to cut some wooden dowels the other day. I didn't know I was helping make my own gift.
The line up. A good variety of old favorites and some new ones to try
Best part is no special occasion just a random gift.
JulzyDancer
I think she likes you
spiritussancto
i've made a bouquet like that. also included cigars and snacks. valentine's present. he got me nothing. yes i'm single
VidKo
Marry her! Oh wait...
dancinggarbagebags
bulliet is amazing in Old Fashioneds!
heywoodjabme
Is your wife single?
ohnolola
Is she single?
adkoala
My wife gave me attitude
Somewherebetweenallamaandacapybara
Thanks! Now I know what to get my father in law for his birthday.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
My wife made me Moscow mules so I am also feeling the love, my dude
giraffytaffy
Several years ago, I made my husband a bouquet of bacon roses for Valentine's Day. He loved it. This is a great idea too! Props to your wife
absurdative
Crafty of her to get you involved without your knowledge.
OddOod
FYI Ladies, many of us dudes would like getting flowers. Might open some flood gates, but it will bring you closer together.
Cr4zyC4tLady
I got my bf flowers a lot when we were first together. I should get him flowers again. Thanks for the reminder
OddOod
My local grocer does 5$ just because bouquets. TBH I get them for myself, the fact she likes them is a bonus
Cr4zyC4tLady
Noice!!!
ALoneLurker
You should marry her.
Enigma3780
Now thats love
indigogogogo
What a creative idea, that's really awesome.
travertaneous
A boozequet if you will
Manymanypets
Clever!
PizzaStation
Underrated comment right here.
PuckishPunk
Came here looking for this comment.
mcflymetothemoon
Came here to make this comment if it wasn’t already here
magicyoyodave360
Those are high quality flowers at that
jbilly90
Huh thats such a cool idea
DrNugzMD
Lucky you!!
submergedsurrealist
Omfg I have been looking for the miniature Crystal skull vodka everywhere and I could never find it ? I want the bottle so bad!
submergedsurrealist
Head*
roxisasewingmachine
It's really cute! I got it from Total Wine & More. I'd imagine the bigger liquor stores should carry it
roxisasewingmachine
It was the most expensive at $5.99USD, btw. ?
submergedsurrealist
Thanks for tip I will check my local total wine n hope they have it :)
Wearerangers
The lady is a legend
Carantathraiel
wife her again.
type1eagle
Dang it beat me to it +1
NirvanaNik
Both you beat me, so +1 all around
MoePancakes
Thats awwwwesome!
icehouseoc112
westinpeace
Random gift aka “Honey I’m pregnant - happy Father’s Day!”
Imakethingsweird
Not long If she drank the regular sized bottles.
roxisasewingmachine
graehall
slashleylizette
At least you’ll have the booze bouquet all to yourself then
shahbrahdaman
There will always be stolen sips
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Have you finished three bottles yet? Because... surprise! It's triplets!
NZSheeps
Have you finished 5 bottles yet? No? It can wait...
ZedaZ80
Plot twist: OP is a woman.
Mokelzwerg
Glad she supports your alcoholism!
Maxevans27
And today was the day I was going to quite too.
roxisasewingmachine
He's joking! He would never quit ?
MrUpvoteGuy
is your wife single?
AdultPersistentAngst
Mannnnnnn... I haven't had Goldschlager in a long time!
Aaronb1138
Only alcohol I have seen give bartenders a hangover. Just bad stuff. Fun, but the secret ingredient is food safety crimes.
Nopenotgonnadoityo
Dooooonnnn't dooooooo iiiiiiiitttttt! Still hurts the same as you remember
AdultPersistentAngst
I won't, don't worry!! I'd be quite ill, to put it gently.
JustSomePersonThere
Wait a sec... is Roxi your wife!?!
roxisasewingmachine
JustSomePersonThere
Gasp! Ooooooh my gawd how coooooool! You guys are so perfect together!! :D
roxisasewingmachine
I'd say he's pretty neat ?
JustSomePersonThere
:D