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This Grimace looks like he's training to be Gritty for the Flyers, those are pro-moves right there.
Jul 18, 2025 7:52 PM
GhostTater
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This Grimace looks like he's training to be Gritty for the Flyers, those are pro-moves right there.
HeadJamistan
Sir..... your buttplug is shaking
AnonsAndMinions
I think the dead, lifeless eyes really give that *chefs kiss*. Also reminds me of strippers, lmao.
Crapmonster
The face of fear
YourAverageStephen
Curse.com
StarfallSnow
Well now I wanna futterwacken.
lurkyloos
Always think of this tweet
CrusherOfCities
GreenFox
That's just a furry with a job...
Someoneisinmyhead
That's a very enthusiastic butt plug.
joshdlc8888
rbudrick
When the buttplug is also a vibrator.
Falconbridge
And ladies, do not let Grimace touch you. He’s not allowed.
OliverOtter
The original Grimace (then known as The Evil Grimace) was an eldritch horror and a bad guy worse than Hamburglar or Captain Crook. Where they went after hamburgers and Filet O'Fish, respectively, The Evil Grimace stole shakes.
PortableWalrusPolishingKit
Mrs Grimace is one lucky lady/ giant purple thing
yellowgage
Grimace is a TASTE BUD! Presumably, Mrs. Grimace is too.
eetsumkaus
ahh yes, the Philippines, where mascots get down at children's birthday parties
NostocOnMyShoe
Two forward-facing eyes -> predator
astronomygeek7
I am genuinely afraid of people in costume when I can’t see their faces. It is uncanny valley territory for me. 😫 I’m sure the soul inside is good, but I would stab the outside with a fork if it came near me.
YourAverageStephen
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LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Are you familiar with how they make the McRib?
RxFukitall
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y25iZ2QzYnFwa2J1ajRhMXU4Ymg4ajR5ZW03NWxoN2tscWRrNWZ4ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tnYri4n2Frnig/200w.webp
TalkingSnake
Gritty would have twerked.
PineappleLoopsBroether
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"No survivors have been found"
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
On my grandparents
JasonCO
They still use Grimace? Or is this old?
Hashbrown123
Nothing can kill The Grimace.
QuigleyDownUnder
I think this is in the Philippines, they still do birthday parties and have the mascots.
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
Corporate Enshittification hasn't hit their McDs yet I guess.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
I got called Grimace for about 2 years when I was a teenager cuz I wore these hand-me-down Umbro shorts that were blue on the outside and purple on the inside. Some other guy some saw the inner lining and called me Grimace. That was my nickname the entire school knew me by within 2 days and it stuck til we moved. Fuckin’ kids man.
SevTai
I had two nicknames in HS, "Edward" and "Tackleberry". Edward was because I looked like Scissorhands when wearing my leather jacket,
SevTai
and the other was because I was a...little bit of a gun nut.
meganical
To be fair, that’s pretty hilarious and I would’ve gone with Barney
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Pre-Barney thankfully :)
tinctures
I hadn't shaved under my arms one day in the 8th grade and raised my hand to answer a question in history class. Was "Bush" and "Buckwheat-in-a-headlock" for the next eternity.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Fuckin’ kids.
tinctures
Fuckin' kids, man.