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#memes #funny #pics
arkoudos
I think we can call it hellstone if it's Australian
OldsterBabe
Coronavirus hail!
bloodydingo
I still want to visit when the apocalypse is over though. Love the country and the people.
jaggcomputing5
Good on yer. Drop in for a drink. We'll show you some of the sights.
SergeiBoobtitsky
MachinatioVitae
jollyjack
Australia. Bad for humans.
cusbuster
But you level up here quicker, and poison resistance from all the spiders that crawl in your mouth while sleeping.
jollyjack
I know. I escaped!
cusbuster
Where did you escape to?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I lived in ND sometimes right before a tornado touched down we'd have huge hail stones. You'd be playing in the yard and run for cover.
SmokyDoggg
Hell Stone
Toiletseatpolio
And they are probably venomous.
tcSnipe
Thats funny cause it means it can bite your ass.
SithElephant
And poisonous.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
You think you're joking
LtColThorin
They're probably heat seeking.
Pedantically
In the sense that whatever they hit is probably hotter than they are.
SpotIsInDaBLDG
What about if it bites me and it dies?
pawningpanda
Then you're poisonous.
IconicM
Then you must be Australian.
Trouter
What if it bites me and I like it?
IconicM
Then you must be a sub.
Toiletseatpolio
PicassoCT
WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!
Neboskrebnut
They tried take in some rabbits ones... Long story short. That was one of the first recorded proofs of a possible curse.
TheEvenPrez
You guys ok down there?
lilshebeastie
Yeah. This will happen weekly now in the mid to south east of the country from now until about.... march.
idontcareifthesundontshine
Hail no!
baltec1
GraemeDynard
You should see the American ones.
Thetiredmechanic
And they still parked outside huh?
darkestkale
Christmas day a few years back, in Melbourne. Millions of dollars of damage to cars as they were all in the street for visitors
Gwaeron86
And some were 14cm (5.5 inches) in diameter. Scientists are asking for any that people have in their freezer to submit them for study.
Scieron
That ain't a hailstone THIS is a hailstone.
HenchGoalkeeper66
It's not a hailstone, it's more of a hailbrick.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Nishmole
Northernwest
"That's not a hailstone its a spoon" "Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played hailstone spoony before."
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
That’s not a hailstone that’s a hail boulder
realargonwolf
Fun Fact: Sometimes individual hailstones form outside of storms and can be over 100 lbs. They're called megacryometeors.
BadAdviceForLife
Hellstone more like
BeesNeedKnees
They get spikes because fighting gravity is more effort
ChromeAtom
I'm starting to think Australia is a corrupted portion of this whole simulation.
lilshebeastie
Refer Northern and Western Africa...
WSilvermane
Its the High Level Area.
LMeire
It used to be PvP but the devs moved that feature to the open ocean and American schools.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Real low shot there
LMeire
I use humor to cope with trauma.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Low as in small kids. I too have some dysfunctional habits
DukeDarkwood
Well, that's because the kids are pretty short.
Teasaurus
ʎǝʞᴉɹƆ
neileee
Haha well played!
brusilov
Take your +1 downvote
Lionskull
oh that's an r i not a u or h
thatmeverly
Is it weird I can read all of this without turning my phone... I can read upside down, sideways, and backwards
Anhiel69
¿ʇnoqɐ uo ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ʇoʍ
alienlegacy
How do you do this?
OverMyDadBody
google upside down text
mcleodonacloud
Type in Australian
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
d̸͕̝̔̍̉a̴̤͊̏͒̋͠ń̴̢̪͚̗̱̆̅g̴͚̿̓͊ì̷̖͖̺̱͙̕͝ẗ̵̛͖̇̈
Gameofthongs
Turn your keyboard upside down
realargonwolf
www.upsidedowntext.com
OneNameHere
Unicode font characters.
Teasaurus
There's an app called Irregular Expressions that makes it super easy, alternatively Google can direct you to various text converter sites.
AddNapalm
Or everyone in Australia types like this
Teasaurus
Fun fact, Australian computers and smart phones have built in technology that flips everything upside down so the rest of the world can read
BenSnow97
lɐɹnʇɐuun ɹǝpᴉsuoɔ ǝɯos sǝᴉʇᴉlᴉqɐ ʎuɐɯ oʇ ʎɐʍɥʇɐd ɐ sᴉ ǝpoɔᴉun
kenkenobi9
˙ʇsɐɟʞɐǝɹq ǝɯ ǝʌɐƃ puɐ uᴉ ǝɯ ʞooʇ ǝɥS ˙snoʌɹǝu ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ ǝɥs 'ʎpɐl ǝƃuɐɹʇs ɐ ʇǝɯ I
ElbowDeepInAMoose
¡pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɹnoʎ uo ǝʇıɯǝƃǝΛ ʇnd ʇsnɾ 'ʎןןɐǝɹ ǝןdɯıS
BusMuffin
I turned my phone for this :p
Fzoid
ʎʇ ˙˙pǝʞɹoʍ ʇᴉ ʍoʍ
Anhiel69
˙ʍouʞ I 'ʎpǝƃɐɹʇ ∀ ˙ʇno sɐʍ I sɐ ǝʇıɯǝƃǝʌ ɥsǝɹɟ ʇǝƃ oʇ pɐɥ 'ʎןןɐǝɹ ǝןdɯıs s,ʇI
Xilir8
˙66 pɐǝɹ I puɐ '99 ʇɐ sɐʍ ʇᴉ sǝʇoʌdn ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇoƃ I 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ I ɹǝʇɟ∀
neutralpost
*hellstone
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
"You don't know you live on a Death World until you leave it."
argleb
fuck
Whwat
Flying frozen covid balls.
secretoaster
EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS DESIGNED TO MURDER YOU THERE
ideasman69
Except our free healthcare system amirite
PlatinumMaximum
Australia is just life on expert difficult setting.
AdealBoo
even their PM !
StormBurnX
I took care of another scorpion in my room yesterday (Arizona) and my strayan friend freaked out, apparently they don't have AS MANY, lol
howimetyourauntrobin2
Sounds like Florida
retroman688
No wonder the British Empire used it as a penal colony.
JayPapy
Sharks, Jellyfish, Swimming Knives
biobeukski
Intelligent design
SugaryBonemeal
https://discworldtour.tumblr.com/post/157625765853/death-held-out-a-hand-i-want-he-said-a-book
Lastcentura
Not everything
secretoaster
EVERYTHING
Kbantar
Other than the horrible mix up with nature putting possums there instead of our opossums.
BrunoeJ
And somehow we can send our kids to school without worrying if they’ll come home in a box.
zagibu
Why, because there will be nothing left of your kids when Australia decides to take them?
Cheomesh
Correct.
kmikl
... fucking duh.
ohkaet
Except maybe the possums... they’re cute.
projectxii
Oh, no they'd try to kill you too, if they could. Worst cause they'll just maul your finger/face off.
ohkaet
Awww man. Well. Maybe it’d be worth it.
TheChadZelenskyy
It's a test. Only those brave enough to survive australia may enter the promised land.
TheMemeThiefColector
The promised Neverland?
Strangedays2026
Is being a convict still required to immigrate?
Gryphonosiris
To be judged worthy by Saxton Hale himself.
kmikl
Canada has fewer things out there that might murder you, but tabarnak, they'll play hockey with what's left of you!
Sleep24Seven
New Zealand?
TheChadZelenskyy
Precisely!
CassanovaFrankenstain
chickenman702
Australia’s friendlier, less meth addicted cousin
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Assue has a meth problem?
chickenman702
New Zealand does too tbh. We call it P though
OohPee
That shit looks like a Pokémon
Weentit
a wild frigid death spike appears
nipplepanties
Snom
ifPokemonWereReal
Finally! My wish comes true
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Bergmite.
PoopSammich
Sssshhh don't give GameFreak any ideas ffs
Leetri
Glalie has already existed since 2002.
RyanSilver612
More like cryagonal
TrixNStix
Oooo yeh thank you! That's perfect!
TrixNStix
Is Galarian Cursola ice type ...?
icantbelievethisisnttaken
It's a ghost because the death of coral reefs and what not
prescriptiontrousers
Ice type.
noxioussmile
I mean at least we don't have Trump down here :D
DukeDarkwood
Yeah, I hear your guy is the kind to show up and shake your hand.
RydWolf
Oh god I saw that. I don't like it, but I can't think of a better word to describe it than 'cringe'.
def3ctive
But... That's what they look like everywhere...
QuindecimT
Never seen or heard of anything like that in my life. So, I think you might be mistaken
WisconsinHome
Not in Wisconsin
Kottok
I've never seen them like that
wizardgizzardchickenblizzard
Yeah nope sorry Mate not true
MakeMeFeelGO0D
Yeah in Daly City we get little pebbles for hail.
iamthecomet
Never seen them in Texas
spongebobmingepants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail. What we call hailstones in Europe is really frozen rain.
TheElderBowls
Ye nah m8
justsayno
Nebraskans know the spiky kind!
justsayno
Aussies are lucky they just get baby hailstones that can fit in the palm of your hand. That’s so cute!
Wulph421
I was about to downvote like "what the fuck is this dude on about." Then I noticed the tape measure was in inches in the Nebraska one...
WSilvermane
8 motherfucking inches of solid ice fuck you.
Silverwingedfluff
Asking the Aussies. Is there ANYTHING on that continent that isn't deadly???
PSMouse
and Bluey
seir
Magpies are really lovely in the spring, always swooping down to say hello
chaoticbinary
hugh jackman?
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
Huntsman spiders. Scary to outsiders, but not deadly.
netdog22
possum, very cute and wont hurt you at all
buttkrak
coronavirus
SomeCrazyNerd
Bilbies. :(
moeojelly
Their Rugby Team,Candy Floss is more threatening
Dangerousdan666
Next year?
IHateMakingUpBloodyUsernames
Brutal, I only get as far as watching the Hakka in the Bledisloe. The rest is a yawn.
MyOcs5thContent
The tourists are generally safe because they're busy fearing for their own lives.
HiddenSanity
Common brushtail possum, and some of the spiders mostly only eat the smaller deadlier spiders.
SomeCrazyNerd
Brushtail are sizable animals and they can beat the crap out of a cat
HiddenSanity
Yes, but I'm not a cat.
SomeCrazyNerd
How do I know? That's exactly what a cat would say!
Mithi
And even the brushtail possum would be deadly if weren't so small. 8-}
Lastcentura
Like most animels they only attack if scared or if you try and touch their babys
admiralcrackbar
Vegemite is generally not out to get you.
DoomchimpDave
Vegemite is an edible lubricant - great for your CV joints
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
It is probably the most aggressive toast spread though. Add to much and it feels suck eating salty tar.
DizzyMartini
Some of the sheep. Some of the time.
Lastcentura
We have hundreds of cute sweet animels and birds we have lots of lovely people , dont believe the stereotype bullshit
shorttaldutchguy
The lovely people are the expat New Zealanders and the Tasmanians.. the rest are a trap..
Lastcentura
Tasmanians ahahaha ok
PieMasterOfTheRealm
Sounds like a trap
conversationheart
Definitely a trap....
DaisyfromDownunder
Of course. Some of the icecream.
SoDark
you mean the golden gaytime ?
normilepreston01
Those look so delicious
Silverwingedfluff
"SOME?!"
demondied1
Youve never played russian roulette with ice cream before?
asanaustralianwhyareyourpostsupsidedown
Yeah some, otherwise what's the point? There's a safety level where we aren't going to trust it.
Callistan
There don't seem to be any active volcanoes in Australia
Silverwingedfluff
I'll give a Point there. At least until some geologist makes a horrifying discovery we don't know about.
lazerfrog
By and large we don’t do catastrophic natural disasters. No earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes. Cyclones rarely in the north.
SomeCrazyNerd
Floods in Queensland plus the bushfires tho'
TheElementsOfHarmony
Bushfires and drought are pretty bad. Newcastle flattened by an earthquake in '89. Flooding in SEQLD 2011, '74. But okay..
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
I mean... Could it not be argued that the way wildlife acts is kinda like a natural disaster against humans?
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Even tho all your critters prolly like it that way