Jul 9, 2019 9:14 AM
Baskerville84
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DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Serpentine belts gone bad
kiddk00l
Leander17King
#repost
RBBaker
That brake line is shot.
landofbob
Snake line.
Cobrake Line
RealNormMacDonald
That’s fucking badass!!
GreenFox
where did they find a mechanic SLASH snake charmer ?
India. Both are in high demand so it pays to diversify.
elpvgomerchingondewatson
Where’s a honey badger when you need one.
HappyTheReaper
Why do people add a graphic, their watermark or worse their Instagram name and reupload things? Not to say you added it OP.
Lilithet
v
FeloniousMonk13
He just wants to ensure you maintain active healthcare coverage when changing jobs or retiring
3PiecesOfBread
These aren't the bobs & vagene you're looking for.
Getothechoppa
Based on his response I am guessing this is not the first time this has happened.
NotACanadian
I do not like the cobra cobra.
LuckyLuke179
itsaburneraccountdummies
How do you let the snake go?
wickiwildwild
1. Open your hand. 2. Run the fuck away.
For real though, I would assume just tossing it away is relatively safe. Can’t strike at you while in mid air due to Newton’s third law.
superunderpants
This dude has some serious skills
MorskiPes
balls>skills
TreeNibblingPoptart
Both are mportant. More like "balls + skills = grace under fire"
Yes, in general. But in order to acquire these specific skills you need balls first.
raulote
Every week the same problem
BootyEaterBandit
That damned snake
OlympicFail
Fucking busy, get little money
01001111oo
Snake tamer and car mechanic.
iampeculiarchild
Probably not his first rodeo
antman2988
Probably happens once a week so all the locals learn this skill.
Bloodtearer
Probably not his first nope-ropeo
DinoKebab
Probably not his first nope-ropeo inside his mopedeo
swiftboat
And balls. Mine scrunched up just watching this.
eetsumkaus
and balls
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Ssslippin’ into the ssseat area isss a bitch when the cycle’sss movin’ & there’s a passsssenger aboard. Yup, I got ssserious ssskillsss! 8)=
greenmeanie
*balls
Just4fun2passTime
I died 3 times just watching that. 1 bite and that guy might have just 30 minutes left to live unless he gets to a hospital
dangerousDoc
Given the region of the world the film looks to be taken I'm betting they have antivenom on standby
I sure hope so. I mean we all have a bad day at the office, so eventuslly mistakes will be made. Gotta respect his calmness about it.
t4piwa
How common is snake charming I mean this guy is a mechanic and snake charmer
Rodltwo
Woahouch110
Thats a big ol nope from me...
M1S0
Ok so, he Is drawing the snake attention to one of his hands while the other reached the snake from behind then he quickly grabs the Cobra
SlickerThanNick
that's what she said
Sedlyf
I believe that's what happened... Yes.
That guy's a legend, I would have just said fuck it and left
proileri
Sssssir I'm telling you your bike needss a thorough insssspection.. !
Jynxy85
Serpentine belt is loose.
xFISHxKILLERx
Lol
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
This is underappreciated
l33thack0r
Sounds like it is rattling a little.
typeets
God damn. This deserves more points than the original post
fluortanten
Throw potato starch on it.
ASaNONEXPERTiAPPROVE
You saw the opportunity and took it. +1
QuincyJazz
I wish all comments were this good
nanabatman99
Engine seems to be hissing as well
wesside2087
Awesome comment, I wish I had more upvotes to give
AnnieGoolahee
3rd time I've seen this in 24hrs, but at least the previous 2 were better quality and didn't have that emoji bs on the screen.
Frankiejoneston
?MG ?
Potterodactyl
There’s a snake in my scoot!
onetimebear
undervalued comment.
TurtleMyGirdle
This comment needs more upvotes. Great job.
MercerSkye
Are we not going to applaud the cgi used to digitally remove the huge balls so you could show this to family?
myhappinessisequaltotheamountofupvotes
Was gonna say the same thing
OtterlyMagnificent
It's very impressive. You can't even see where they digitally shrank his pants to a normal shape. Or the shadow of the balls on the ground.
tiredAndBored
This was on the front page yesterday, minus the dumb cartoon snake in the corner
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I always downvote Tik Tok. Don't need that shit here.
wondersquid
Poke me again mother fucker. See what happens.
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
jfender
We saw, you got charmed by the sexy indian
FitzFarseer
You’re heard of a nope rope and danger noodle. Now a new challenger appears. Wonder squid.
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
I have had it with these motherfucking humans with these motherfucking sticks! -Sssamuel L Snakeson
obson
Just casually charms a cobra
Agent00Negative
SoftFur
Indian Ron Swanson
Meqad
Indian *Steve Irwin
Arock77
"No no please, I'd love to know more about you". *Leans in and looks interested*
BoldAndBrashPanda
Ya like jazz?
hijinxking
Shit. I calm a cobra every night in my bedroom
livefreenburkhard
By distracting it and grabbing it from behind?
grandmastonguekiss
I mean he's charming, what do you expect?
CmfMttnPpl
Dudes over here acting like that's just his normal cobra compartment
ASongOfPissAndFarts
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SCOOT
thepositivecommentmaker
This reply is the best
KimmieGibbler
HHahahahaaha
biggp2
I get this reference
saveass
sendbobsandvageneiguess
KeyMasher
Sh0ckedExpression
Truly, this is an underrated comment!
Yakatakaplah
I honestly lost my shit to this comment. Thank you.
mfizz1e
SexualTowardsFood
invisiblemaniac
That clearly wasn't his first rodeo... uh... charm.
Billy2sweet
Thats what he said at his second rodeo.
OfficialBurtMacklin
Two is still a very low number of rodeos.
TheShusher
But rodeos have cows. This is a snake. Or do they have snake rodeos in his country?
AnonOmis1000
I mean you can milk sneaks.
roguejuan
Texas has a Rattlesnake Round up rodeo. https://youtu.be/MzjggRxVnNU
I learned this recently. Snakes are easily distracted by movement. so if you wiggle your fingers in your left hand and then slowly move >
your right you can keep the snake distracted until you can grab them.
Mirecourt
I also learned this recently. By watching this video...
ZiggyStardust80085
But..but..why would I want to grab it? What can I do to run away without being attacked?
Wiggle your fingers in the hand away from the direction you want to move so if it lunges it lunges away from the center of your mass.
That is a good tip. I hope I never have to use it. :D
zehde
schopier
granted, shoes and jeans pretty much protect you from an eastern brown snake. their fangs are miniscule (under 3mm)
hipshopbutcanthap
This better be an ozzy man review.
KaJuN
I read it in his voice.
Fair dinkum.
TakuanSoho
"By Gawd he's broken in half !!"
massaka123
I would have burned the whole thing to the ground.
UtterlyRedditculous
You probably won't have done well in that country...
Cortezdelanoche
You cant just burn down India...oh! You mean the...ok. got you.
samsoniteson2000
Injects self with venom to show submission.
MechaMan001
*Stares at the increased amounts of mice/rats and other vermin after killing the cobra* "Okay in hindsight maybe I shouldn't have done that"
andalitebanditos
But that might hurt the snake
IhaveTP4Bunghole
That's a lot of rupees
Counterfit
Just break some jars and cut random patches of grass
ms1810
Pinaplewapi
WOULD YOU LIKE AM, OR FMMMMMMM?
Leoncroi
Man, hooch is crazy.
LurkerMcLurkface
Enohpoxas
Remind me, what's this from?
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Serpentine belts gone bad
kiddk00l
Leander17King
#repost
RBBaker
That brake line is shot.
landofbob
Snake line.
RBBaker
Cobrake Line
RealNormMacDonald
That’s fucking badass!!
GreenFox
where did they find a mechanic SLASH snake charmer ?
landofbob
India. Both are in high demand so it pays to diversify.
elpvgomerchingondewatson
Where’s a honey badger when you need one.
HappyTheReaper
Why do people add a graphic, their watermark or worse their Instagram name and reupload things? Not to say you added it OP.
Lilithet
FeloniousMonk13
He just wants to ensure you maintain active healthcare coverage when changing jobs or retiring
3PiecesOfBread
These aren't the bobs & vagene you're looking for.
Getothechoppa
Based on his response I am guessing this is not the first time this has happened.
NotACanadian
I do not like the cobra cobra.
LuckyLuke179
itsaburneraccountdummies
How do you let the snake go?
wickiwildwild
1. Open your hand. 2. Run the fuck away.
wickiwildwild
For real though, I would assume just tossing it away is relatively safe. Can’t strike at you while in mid air due to Newton’s third law.
superunderpants
This dude has some serious skills
MorskiPes
balls>skills
TreeNibblingPoptart
Both are mportant. More like "balls + skills = grace under fire"
MorskiPes
Yes, in general. But in order to acquire these specific skills you need balls first.
raulote
Every week the same problem
BootyEaterBandit
That damned snake
OlympicFail
Fucking busy, get little money
01001111oo
Snake tamer and car mechanic.
iampeculiarchild
Probably not his first rodeo
antman2988
Probably happens once a week so all the locals learn this skill.
Bloodtearer
Probably not his first nope-ropeo
DinoKebab
Probably not his first nope-ropeo inside his mopedeo
swiftboat
And balls. Mine scrunched up just watching this.
eetsumkaus
and balls
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Ssslippin’ into the ssseat area isss a bitch when the cycle’sss movin’ & there’s a passsssenger aboard. Yup, I got ssserious ssskillsss! 8)=
greenmeanie
*balls
Just4fun2passTime
I died 3 times just watching that. 1 bite and that guy might have just 30 minutes left to live unless he gets to a hospital
dangerousDoc
Given the region of the world the film looks to be taken I'm betting they have antivenom on standby
Just4fun2passTime
I sure hope so. I mean we all have a bad day at the office, so eventuslly mistakes will be made. Gotta respect his calmness about it.
t4piwa
How common is snake charming I mean this guy is a mechanic and snake charmer
Rodltwo
Woahouch110
Thats a big ol nope from me...
M1S0
Ok so, he Is drawing the snake attention to one of his hands while the other reached the snake from behind then he quickly grabs the Cobra
SlickerThanNick
that's what she said
Sedlyf
I believe that's what happened... Yes.
M1S0
That guy's a legend, I would have just said fuck it and left
proileri
Sssssir I'm telling you your bike needss a thorough insssspection.. !
Jynxy85
Serpentine belt is loose.
xFISHxKILLERx
Lol
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
This is underappreciated
l33thack0r
Sounds like it is rattling a little.
typeets
God damn. This deserves more points than the original post
fluortanten
Throw potato starch on it.
ASaNONEXPERTiAPPROVE
You saw the opportunity and took it. +1
QuincyJazz
I wish all comments were this good
nanabatman99
Engine seems to be hissing as well
wesside2087
Awesome comment, I wish I had more upvotes to give
AnnieGoolahee
3rd time I've seen this in 24hrs, but at least the previous 2 were better quality and didn't have that emoji bs on the screen.
Frankiejoneston
?MG ?
Potterodactyl
There’s a snake in my scoot!
onetimebear
undervalued comment.
TurtleMyGirdle
This comment needs more upvotes. Great job.
MercerSkye
Are we not going to applaud the cgi used to digitally remove the huge balls so you could show this to family?
myhappinessisequaltotheamountofupvotes
Was gonna say the same thing
OtterlyMagnificent
It's very impressive. You can't even see where they digitally shrank his pants to a normal shape. Or the shadow of the balls on the ground.
tiredAndBored
This was on the front page yesterday, minus the dumb cartoon snake in the corner
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I always downvote Tik Tok. Don't need that shit here.
wondersquid
Poke me again mother fucker. See what happens.
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
jfender
We saw, you got charmed by the sexy indian
FitzFarseer
You’re heard of a nope rope and danger noodle. Now a new challenger appears. Wonder squid.
wondersquid
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
I have had it with these motherfucking humans with these motherfucking sticks! -Sssamuel L Snakeson
obson
Just casually charms a cobra
Agent00Negative
SoftFur
Indian Ron Swanson
Meqad
Indian *Steve Irwin
Arock77
"No no please, I'd love to know more about you". *Leans in and looks interested*
BoldAndBrashPanda
Ya like jazz?
hijinxking
Shit. I calm a cobra every night in my bedroom
livefreenburkhard
By distracting it and grabbing it from behind?
grandmastonguekiss
I mean he's charming, what do you expect?
CmfMttnPpl
Dudes over here acting like that's just his normal cobra compartment
ASongOfPissAndFarts
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SCOOT
thepositivecommentmaker
This reply is the best
KimmieGibbler
HHahahahaaha
biggp2
I get this reference
saveass
sendbobsandvageneiguess
KeyMasher
Sh0ckedExpression
Truly, this is an underrated comment!
Yakatakaplah
I honestly lost my shit to this comment. Thank you.
mfizz1e
SexualTowardsFood
invisiblemaniac
That clearly wasn't his first rodeo... uh... charm.
Billy2sweet
Thats what he said at his second rodeo.
OfficialBurtMacklin
Two is still a very low number of rodeos.
TheShusher
But rodeos have cows. This is a snake. Or do they have snake rodeos in his country?
AnonOmis1000
I mean you can milk sneaks.
roguejuan
Texas has a Rattlesnake Round up rodeo. https://youtu.be/MzjggRxVnNU
dangerousDoc
I learned this recently. Snakes are easily distracted by movement. so if you wiggle your fingers in your left hand and then slowly move >
dangerousDoc
your right you can keep the snake distracted until you can grab them.
Mirecourt
I also learned this recently. By watching this video...
ZiggyStardust80085
But..but..why would I want to grab it? What can I do to run away without being attacked?
dangerousDoc
Wiggle your fingers in the hand away from the direction you want to move so if it lunges it lunges away from the center of your mass.
ZiggyStardust80085
That is a good tip. I hope I never have to use it. :D
zehde
schopier
granted, shoes and jeans pretty much protect you from an eastern brown snake. their fangs are miniscule (under 3mm)
hipshopbutcanthap
This better be an ozzy man review.
KaJuN
I read it in his voice.
hipshopbutcanthap
Fair dinkum.
TakuanSoho
"By Gawd he's broken in half !!"
massaka123
I would have burned the whole thing to the ground.
UtterlyRedditculous
You probably won't have done well in that country...
Cortezdelanoche
You cant just burn down India...oh! You mean the...ok. got you.
samsoniteson2000
Injects self with venom to show submission.
MechaMan001
*Stares at the increased amounts of mice/rats and other vermin after killing the cobra* "Okay in hindsight maybe I shouldn't have done that"
andalitebanditos
But that might hurt the snake
IhaveTP4Bunghole
That's a lot of rupees
Counterfit
Just break some jars and cut random patches of grass
ms1810
Pinaplewapi
WOULD YOU LIKE AM, OR FMMMMMMM?
Leoncroi
Man, hooch is crazy.
LurkerMcLurkface
Enohpoxas
Remind me, what's this from?