Comic Book Guy

Aug 24, 2017 3:58 AM

cheesetrapper

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"I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt."

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#15 I have that shirt...

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Even Marvel and DC have crossovers once in a while.

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#2 "Don't try and change me, baby."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever feel like you are going through phases of being a Simpsons character?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ahhh Captain Janeway, the final brazier

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Brassiere*? Braziers are a type of light source with open flame.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhhhhh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The slash in the command prompt shirt is the wrong way around.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Tips fedora* M'lady.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did give him a skinny Asian gf eventually. All the Fedora-tipping neckbeards got the clue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 he says: "breeding will be permitted every 7 years. Which for some of you will be much less, but for me on the other hand it will be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much much more

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst...post...ever

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Worst... Comment... Ever...

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Motherfucker, beat me to it!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Upvote because username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you mocking me, that is rich.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I shall head back to my comic book store where I dispense the insults, rather than absorb them."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have learned the lesson in #4.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read all of these in his voice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...but for others, much much more

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid there was a comic book shop run by a guy almost identical to this, i went back recently and he's still going strong

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How the hell did he dodge the comics crash of the 90's?!?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No idea, he has a shop the size of my bathroom and the same 3 guys are always in there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He sold lots and lots of pogs. Also drugs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It bothers me that He's sleeping with a jar jar binks figurine. All self respecting Star Wars fans know he was a cum guzzling thundercunt

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He says in that scene: "Oh Jar Jar, everyone hates you but me."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, you got me there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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My god...its beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is literally how I imagine all of you to be...

9 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 5

Same. I imagine everyone on imgur looks like this. And yes, I look like this too but with longer hair and 23 years old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much on the money

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you! I don't have a ponytail.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've got a better hairline, otherwise, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

I'm 30 and i've watched the new ducktales like 3 times today... I'm also an animator and thoroughly impressed with their work though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true. Many of us look like this:

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Younger, thinner, and more hair. Also I look like a girl when I wear a ponytail.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

... and a sword collection!?

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No, but I plan on learning to make my own unique weapons one day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no time to converse with you, I must be first to register my disgust on the internet regarding the new McBain film.

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