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4 decades after he was to try out for the OHL team, but was derailed by an injury, he signs a 1 day contract. He used the time to sign autographs on various items to be auctioned off to raise funds for the Canadian Mental Health Association.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
why does he hold the pen like that
scoutMoonDiver
Rovylern
flarflarf
he - and i dont say this often or lightly - he seems like a good dude.
ME2BNS12
#3 And here, Keanu opens the Ark of Truth
Euchre
Marcellus Wallace wants that back.
trippingthelightfantastic
Wholesome :)
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
I genuinely love that man.
DrewSmith0
My hometown!!
ransac
Ditto
WynnCreek
RIP Long haired Keanu
NonOptimalMulticlass
Reevesey would fit right in on the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
greenchair
Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucking pylon
PossumPoop
Can’t believe nobody is mentioning the fact he’s wearing a tuxedo in the second two pictures.
KMakyra
Notice how he only started ageing when it was pointed out to him that he looks like the dude from the 16th century, and he was kinda nonchalant? Yeah. Y'all made him start ageing. Stop outing our GOOD immortal people!! 😭
SauronsLeftNut
Sigh. Age is catching up to him :(
KillingTlme
That was my first thought too. He actually looks 60 here.
DJOldguy
This is what a decent person does, not scream abuse about a 17 yo neurodivergent kid...
STGxDante
Kanu River is his Native American given name.
ItIsPronnouncedGifNotGif
BEST. HUMAN. EVER.
verukt89
My mom was the CEO of mental health back in the day. If she were still with us I would have been at this event. Weird. Miss you moma.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
... we dont deserve this man.
Jawesome19
Yeah what a humanitarian signing his name on random shit
Jace99
He donated a fortune both in Canada and the US to help people during Covid. What did you do?
Euchre
The list of the great things Keanu has done is too long for a single human to cite. The universe seems to like to throw him shit, and he just keeps being kind.
Euchre
But damned if we give him up.
Heavenissize17socks
No, but damn glad to know him!
Rockafella83
He’s Canadian btw, just sayin’n… So is Justin Bieber but let just say he’s a bit more in his manner
countbassy
Who? Kanu?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Ye
tzahtman
Nanu
greghaki
KanuNanu?
TuityFrooty
Khecks out
giffy123678058
mattisnotdead
Never lost a game
Thesonshade
My girl's from Windsor (south Detroit, Canada) and went to school with the Mayor. Politics age people different.
KillingTlme
Lying ages people. Politicians just lie a lot more, even if it's just to themselves
LinemanMatt
Thesonshade
We're in the Maritimes too. "who's yer father?" is the normal ask.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
So what does that make us?
LinemanMatt
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."
MYBR549
Which explains how/why he was cast in the movie Youngblood (1986).
criticalmassdriver
Is he sick?
justplainvanilla
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Real fucking wholesome content boys.
bigfatpanda89
Ferda
Narwhilian
Wheel snipe celly boys
RegionV
Dirty fucking dangles boys
BORGALOOGIE
It’s fucken Embarrassing boys
BORGALOOGIE
Fuck You Reilly
theartofmath
Fuck You Shoresy!
BurlRavenscroft
Who’s gonna set the fuckin tone Keanu you gotta set the fuckin’ tone!
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
@op His book is pretty good so far. I feel he and Snoop Dogg are both trying to finish all the side quests now. By the way, the book is called, "The Book of Elsewhere"
morclat
Reanu Keeves
DrewSmith0
I can't believe we were in the same town at the same time.
reichstein
He kinda looks like Keanu Reeves.
I wonder what he's up to now?
revooms
Kanu Riev
JadeNB1729
Kanu Reevees
spooktree
kenanew reed
sellingmysoulforupvotes
K'yanu
HandoB4Javert
Ne
VicinoOrsini
Kia Anoo Rivers
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The slightly goofy brother. At least its not his evil brother Reanu Keeves.
BryanLaserEpee
Kanu wins
richardstinks
Dag Autocrect.
samwyze
RichardPotato
pachyderm
Pfft lol
KuldFyt
The 'e' was the source of his immorality. Now, like Dorian Grey, he withers before the ravages of time. Not sins, though, just the time thing.
JadeNB1729
Immortality, probably. I don't think Keanu has immorality.
Isikyus
That's why it's just the time thing
KuldFyt
Derp. Immah blame my illiteracy on autocorrect.
JadeNB1729
Implausible excuse. It would be the first time a typo ever occurred on the Internet.
InfocalypseRising
420supercoolusername69
vonsmallhausen
phizatmatt
Joel Wick
Lun4ticH1gh
John Wilk.
rockstarjesus
Kanoenoe Raves