Kanu signs a 1 day contract with the Windsor Spitfires!

Aug 23, 2024 9:29 PM

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4 decades after he was to try out for the OHL team, but was derailed by an injury, he signs a 1 day contract. He used the time to sign autographs on various items to be auctioned off to raise funds for the Canadian Mental Health Association.

why does he hold the pen like that

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he - and i dont say this often or lightly - he seems like a good dude.

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#3 And here, Keanu opens the Ark of Truth

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Marcellus Wallace wants that back.

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Wholesome :)

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I genuinely love that man.

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My hometown!!

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Ditto

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RIP Long haired Keanu

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Reevesey would fit right in on the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.

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Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucking pylon

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Can’t believe nobody is mentioning the fact he’s wearing a tuxedo in the second two pictures.

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Notice how he only started ageing when it was pointed out to him that he looks like the dude from the 16th century, and he was kinda nonchalant? Yeah. Y'all made him start ageing. Stop outing our GOOD immortal people!! 😭

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Sigh. Age is catching up to him :(

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That was my first thought too. He actually looks 60 here.

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This is what a decent person does, not scream abuse about a 17 yo neurodivergent kid...

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Kanu River is his Native American given name.

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BEST. HUMAN. EVER.

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My mom was the CEO of mental health back in the day. If she were still with us I would have been at this event. Weird. Miss you moma.

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... we dont deserve this man.

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Yeah what a humanitarian signing his name on random shit

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He donated a fortune both in Canada and the US to help people during Covid. What did you do?

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The list of the great things Keanu has done is too long for a single human to cite. The universe seems to like to throw him shit, and he just keeps being kind.

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But damned if we give him up.

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No, but damn glad to know him!

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He’s Canadian btw, just sayin’n… So is Justin Bieber but let just say he’s a bit more in his manner

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Who? Kanu?

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Ye

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Nanu

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KanuNanu?

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Khecks out

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Never lost a game

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My girl's from Windsor (south Detroit, Canada) and went to school with the Mayor. Politics age people different.

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Lying ages people. Politicians just lie a lot more, even if it's just to themselves

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We're in the Maritimes too. "who's yer father?" is the normal ask.

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So what does that make us?

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"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

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Which explains how/why he was cast in the movie Youngblood (1986).

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Is he sick?

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v

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Real fucking wholesome content boys.

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Ferda

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Wheel snipe celly boys

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Dirty fucking dangles boys

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It’s fucken Embarrassing boys

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Fuck You Reilly

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Fuck You Shoresy!

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Who’s gonna set the fuckin tone Keanu you gotta set the fuckin’ tone!

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@op His book is pretty good so far. I feel he and Snoop Dogg are both trying to finish all the side quests now. By the way, the book is called, "The Book of Elsewhere"

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Reanu Keeves

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I can't believe we were in the same town at the same time.

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He kinda looks like Keanu Reeves.

I wonder what he's up to now?

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Kanu Riev

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Kanu Reevees

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kenanew reed

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K'yanu

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Ne

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Kia Anoo Rivers

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The slightly goofy brother. At least its not his evil brother Reanu Keeves.

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Kanu wins

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Dag Autocrect.

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Pfft lol

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The 'e' was the source of his immorality. Now, like Dorian Grey, he withers before the ravages of time. Not sins, though, just the time thing.

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Immortality, probably. I don't think Keanu has immorality.

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That's why it's just the time thing

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Derp. Immah blame my illiteracy on autocorrect.

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Implausible excuse. It would be the first time a typo ever occurred on the Internet.

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Joel Wick

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John Wilk.

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Kanoenoe Raves

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