Mar 11, 2018 2:47 AM
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yappingcrow
Give it back to its parents, you monsters!
IamHalfrican
Im going to see that in 2 months!
Hurch
Probably came out saying (in penguin talk) Damn it's hot in here!
redtails2649
It’s... it’s a raptor!! Ahhhhhh!!!
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Screw zoos. Not literally just monetarily.
ShittyAdmiral
Name it Grape.
SerialChillinSpree
If I crack an egg and something like this falls out into the pan for early morning breakfast, what do?
Emineely
Where are the parents?
fierceredpanda37
Unless there was an issue with the female reflecting the egg, zookeepers are probably just checking and weighing baby before returning.
OfficialJoeBiden
T-Rex birb
xplct
Oh another animal to be held captive for human pleasure how adorable! I hate zoos.
JunglePygmy
Quick, throw up into that guys mouth!
ssjalhazred
Someone show Benedict Cumberbatch this adorable pengwing.
anayar24
that duck have a funny looking head
Youmustrememberthis
Dude busted up outta that shell like a champion! You go, tiny penguin!
ilikethechristianlife
"you bred raptors?"
Rifneno
Why did they even do that? Raptors are only a big deal BECAUSE of that movie. Before it, they were obscure as fuck.
TakuanSoho
Life huuuh finds a way.
thytriGod
Wellcome
EDarwin
So many shaky wiggles.
escrow78
I like penguins they seem sassy
Superchief86
It's just like me waking up for work.
helicotrema
I thought his first move after hatching was going to be to bite that guy's finger, like some sort of uruk-hai.
lordski
Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! I want him!! I would name him Oswald!! :D
ephemerallylong
What a terrifying dinosaur
HeGotWeirdFetishes
I wonder what kind of poop it does
SarahDactyl82
The people want to know!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
bulk
FatBastardVegetarian
"Day 1: Still tired from the move." - the penguin, probably. (Steven Wright)
SharkTurnip
Wonder what it would taste like.
Jbelkin
Big freakin bird from tiny egg
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Fresh outta Egg-town."
HatredandVitriol
What's Humboldt about them?
JennaLand
Can't you tell he's high?
camprspecial
I mean, he was born in Portland
NVGoddesscottage
They can’t afford a more realistic habitat than latex and plastic?
Better than rocks in zRl
They seem to fix all the other exhibits, but the penguins get the shaft
theelvesoflothlorien
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - tiny pinguino
schmoodle
"The meatloaf!"
TheGreatPeru
Is a baby yawn
edissick
when you realize they took you away from the comfy blanket of nothingness and all you can do is scream
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
*"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
WetBreadMan
NOOT NOOT
LanaDelReyy
“I’m fucking starving. Somebody feed me!”
sweawesome
I've got to goooo
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
MUM. MUMMY. MAMA. MUM. MUM. MOMMY. MUM...
Metalhead47
It's... fuzzy! Oh c'mon, can't they take the gloves off? That little guy needs real physical contact!
Eabus
Human skin oil is horrible for bird feathers, probably the reason for the gloves.
Either it's only certain types of birds, or parrots missed that memo.
They missed the memo
FluentPenguin
Sh. Rub me.
Calcifiera
Best response
Rather, best use of username response
KyleBeach
Also it can imprint our scent onto the newborn, don't know if it's an issue with penguins, but some animals will abandon a newborn of they
think it smells fucky for some reason.
RedClaws23
That's an urban legend. There's strong scientific evidence that it doesn't happen that way with several species and no evidence it happens w
ith any
yappingcrow
Give it back to its parents, you monsters!
IamHalfrican
Im going to see that in 2 months!
Hurch
Probably came out saying (in penguin talk) Damn it's hot in here!
redtails2649
It’s... it’s a raptor!! Ahhhhhh!!!
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Screw zoos. Not literally just monetarily.
ShittyAdmiral
Name it Grape.
SerialChillinSpree
If I crack an egg and something like this falls out into the pan for early morning breakfast, what do?
Emineely
Where are the parents?
fierceredpanda37
Unless there was an issue with the female reflecting the egg, zookeepers are probably just checking and weighing baby before returning.
OfficialJoeBiden
T-Rex birb
xplct
Oh another animal to be held captive for human pleasure how adorable! I hate zoos.
JunglePygmy
Quick, throw up into that guys mouth!
ssjalhazred
Someone show Benedict Cumberbatch this adorable pengwing.
anayar24
that duck have a funny looking head
Youmustrememberthis
Dude busted up outta that shell like a champion! You go, tiny penguin!
ilikethechristianlife
"you bred raptors?"
Rifneno
Why did they even do that? Raptors are only a big deal BECAUSE of that movie. Before it, they were obscure as fuck.
TakuanSoho
Life huuuh finds a way.
thytriGod
Wellcome
EDarwin
So many shaky wiggles.
escrow78
I like penguins they seem sassy
Superchief86
It's just like me waking up for work.
helicotrema
I thought his first move after hatching was going to be to bite that guy's finger, like some sort of uruk-hai.
lordski
Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! I want him!! I would name him Oswald!! :D
ephemerallylong
What a terrifying dinosaur
HeGotWeirdFetishes
I wonder what kind of poop it does
SarahDactyl82
The people want to know!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
bulk
FatBastardVegetarian
"Day 1: Still tired from the move." - the penguin, probably. (Steven Wright)
SharkTurnip
Wonder what it would taste like.
Jbelkin
Big freakin bird from tiny egg
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Fresh outta Egg-town."
HatredandVitriol
What's Humboldt about them?
JennaLand
Can't you tell he's high?
camprspecial
I mean, he was born in Portland
NVGoddesscottage
They can’t afford a more realistic habitat than latex and plastic?
Jbelkin
Better than rocks in zRl
camprspecial
They seem to fix all the other exhibits, but the penguins get the shaft
theelvesoflothlorien
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - tiny pinguino
schmoodle
"The meatloaf!"
TheGreatPeru
Is a baby yawn
edissick
when you realize they took you away from the comfy blanket of nothingness and all you can do is scream
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
*"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
WetBreadMan
NOOT NOOT
LanaDelReyy
“I’m fucking starving. Somebody feed me!”
sweawesome
I've got to goooo
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
MUM. MUMMY. MAMA. MUM. MUM. MOMMY. MUM...
Metalhead47
It's... fuzzy! Oh c'mon, can't they take the gloves off? That little guy needs real physical contact!
Eabus
Human skin oil is horrible for bird feathers, probably the reason for the gloves.
Rifneno
Either it's only certain types of birds, or parrots missed that memo.
Eabus
They missed the memo
FluentPenguin
Sh. Rub me.
Calcifiera
Best response
Calcifiera
Rather, best use of username response
KyleBeach
Also it can imprint our scent onto the newborn, don't know if it's an issue with penguins, but some animals will abandon a newborn of they
KyleBeach
think it smells fucky for some reason.
RedClaws23
That's an urban legend. There's strong scientific evidence that it doesn't happen that way with several species and no evidence it happens w
RedClaws23
ith any