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Mar 26, 2019 5:31 AM
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deeznuttz
Must've been helluva year, I don't remember running for office....
AwkwardBouncer
Jimmy Carter?
MehHat
icecreamer
NC boiz representing
digitalist1
Deeze nuts stole the primary from Hillary! Probably Russian backed. Smh (sarcasm)
ThailerVonlongdong69TrimChaser
Mr nuts "please mr nuts was my father call me deez"
yvonnatron
Candidates are: Giant Douche; Turd Sandwich; and now, Deez Nuts.
jesusisherelookbusy
TopNotchAssEater
Aaand this is why we have an electoral college...
firefighter26
You had your chance, America, to make things right; but look at the timeline we're all stuck with now!
Vaanhalen
That's when i knew this election would be good
VVulf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(politician)
firstofhisname419
He shouldn't have had Ligma as a running mate.
Hossenpfeffer
I hear Trump is gonna make Deez Nutz Secretary of Education
imakeshit
If we had ranked choice voting this wouldn’t be an issue
sp4cepope
As goes Maine, so goes the nation
DisneyCountdowns
Make all the jokes you want, but Candidate Nutz stole important votes from Hillary & now we’re left with this assclown. Thanks Senator Nutz
ratfinkfuck
If that fucking deficit of a human being had just stayed under her rock sucking on lichen, Deez Nuts would've won by a landslide
Geckuro
I wish this country was on fire.
pancakesplz
Well I mean, I'm pretty sure parts still are, and if not, they will be again soon.
Baughr
9% of the ppl who voted said fuck you to the other 2 candidates.
timetomakethedonuts
And you want to let 16 year old vote... naa... raise the voting age to 21. They did it with beer and cigarettes, now do voting and military.
rambosmurf
Agree completely!
realskramz
Let 16 year olds vote and ban anyone over 60 from voting! You had your time grandpa
ReginaKasteen
Should be a license, like driving. But there's no one in this country (or probably planet) you could trust to give them out.
Bozmobile
U have to be 18 to buy tobacco products not 21
timetomakethedonuts
Not in NY.
SlackerTK
The voting age used to be 21. Was changed to 18 after mass protests because kids were drafted to Vietnam before they were allowed to vote.
Merovean
Yeah we need to move it back. Maybe car rental agencies have it right?
timetomakethedonuts
Yeah... 18 is too young now to he drafted. 21 is what it should be.
ObscureReferencing
Instead we now got a president without balls at all
BklynPunisher
You spelled brains wrong.
Munchman347
Except for the ones that belong to the rich CEO's, they're in his mouth every day. He so desperately want's to be accepted like his dad...
EvilMatt666
Just imagine if the people that voted for 'Deez Nuts' had actually voted for Clinton. Just imagine...
timetomakethedonuts
That would have been terrible, we we be at war with NK instead of having peace with them.
opism2
this is why we cannot have direct elections...
NoBones
maybe people would take it more seriously if there votes meant more.
opism2
have you met your fellow humans? you know, the ones that voted to name a boat "boaty mcboatyface?" and ate tide pods?
dedkoala
the fuck is wrong with naming a boat "boaty mcboatyface", that's a great name
NoBones
actually no, i only year rumors of them through memes and mass media
Merovean
The Left fucked over their own for an unwanted garbage human, the Right offered a Cheeto. So yeah, Deez for 2020, cause no one looks good...
PersonalityFire
"The Left"
Enzek
Whoever won, we lost.
realskramz
Yall elections always center-right vs right tho
RearAdmiralObvious
That's because anything to socialist is considered communist. It gets stupid.
Samoht
Everyones like, what is Deez Nuts won, and I'm like, if those people just voted for Clinton she would have beat Trump.
Icantremembermyusername
That’s like saying “Hey you could have shot yourself in the left foot instead of the right foot!”
storebrandproductmascot
NC's 15 electoral votes wouldn't have swung the election, and anyway, that's just a poll. Deez got way under 1% of the vote in the election.
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
Assuming they all would have voted Clinton
Samoht
+/- 3.2% ?!?!? That's greater than Trumps win %!
WonderWaage
Good to see the "She lost, get over it" crowd is still alive and kicking on this site. You guys are morons. We all lost.
timetomakethedonuts
Housing market up, ISIS not beheading people on TV weekly, peace with NK... that is losing?
Amuzaulo
NK just restarted nuclear development.
jenzhere99
Just imagine our country ran by President Nuts. Oh the laughs that will be had by all and peace to our land!
Spacebandit
Same shit different nut.
generalofficer
Instead it's run by a nuts president. Oh well, close enough.
funkhousermarty
scorpkris
DEEZ BRINGS DA PEAZE!
ashittypuncomment
HA! GOTTEEM!
Lolzorski
Trump is still a bigger joke.
Ch0irb0y
Trust me, the laughs ARE coming anyway
comehomefransbrauder
I'd definitely say his name as President Deeeeezzzz Nnnuuuuttttssss!
Rczzgjvfrjvfdhjdsyun
Deez nuts purposed a manned mission to Uranus.
MoccaFruit
Well, you had Carter!
westPAguy
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/4_06d2ab_693554.gif
MisterLemons
Gave the of the world insight into just how many of us know the election was a joke.
JottDanielberg
The election happened. It was not a joke
MisterLemons
It was so FUBAR that few took it seriously.
NoBones
i thought herombie was on the board
LetsGiveItATry
Herion?
lickwidghost
?? Harambe?
BrazilianThunderPanda
Hermoine
hemmisfear
NoBones
yea that one
ImgurTheDownvote
Harom-bee. The - is silent.