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spaceasaurusrex
Source?
skatersarah02
16 weeks along, 4, 5 and 6 for sure. Looking forward to the rest...
bringbakfirefly
I don't normally find pregnant humor funny cause babies are gross, but these are great.
BennyBean1
I'd like to hear @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac 's thoughts on this.
HezBalla
Is the snake the umbilico cord or a penis?
DarkSock
Fetus, don’t fails me now
Ronburdandysbrother
This is an underrated comment! Lol
Repetitapup
18 weeks in and enjoying these.
igatti
Really cool and different, embrace these moments.
Ravenbreaker
"What are you digesting? Glass??"
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
A funny reminder that I don't want to do that again. Thank you.
WarmButteryCopPorn
I’m 2 weeks postpartum. These are painfully spot on.
pinkeye82
26 weeks today. Baby blocks bowels by pushing juuust right. Lets go once in a while and I'm fked if £'m not near a potty. #outtamyway
griffonsgalore
27w 3d - My little one has decided to do the same, except I've evidently got some lovely internal hemmies that cause ice pick stabbing.
pinkeye82
Got a doozy of an outside one. Had to be cut open and clot removed. So fking horrible. Little buggers.. good thing they're cute, eventually.
paipai11
Doubt this is real...
inkeydoo
Due in 3 to 5 days. Eviction notice is legit!
derbious
37 weeks along ... thanks for the giggles!
Kerryblue
So Fun to see the Women of Imgur unite !
magpie88
All the pregnant women of imgur nodding in agreement, including me
ThisAintASurfinMovie
Upvotes for all of them!
jennym123
Going by the comments here, approximately 90% of people on Imgur are pregnant.
buzzingbee
Delivered 5 months back..remember those days. Can vouch these are true+1
monjoinoctave
"Hey, whomever dumbass 'daddy' is trying to talk to me all the time, I'm trying to sleep in here"
RealDal
Haha I'm guessing the thumbs text was about 7 months into their lease - these are great!
Isaiah12vs2
Actually, fingers and thumbs show up about ten weeks in.
RealDal
Just under the legal limit! Sweet
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
Im only 11 weeks in and the first 3 i feel in my core.
GiveMeBirria
My due date is Friday. Get outtttt!!!
ImRelevent
ALL THE BEST!!
FintanRamm
Mine is next Friday!!!
Conflict
Congrats and good luck!
drivetankhitcars
Mine was two weeks late, so hoping yours is more punctual!
naughtynoonoo
I'm on Monday for getting induced. It can't come soon enough!
LadyyBear
I’m due in 2 weeks and need more of these. Also just ate way too much ice cream.
Conflict
No such thing. Ever. Pregnant or not. Im a dude and ice cream should be an every day thing.
SweetMystique
18 weeks! I giggled loud enough to wake up my boyfriend lol
TITSMCGEEEEE
I'm 11 weeks. I feel pretty good. But these are still hilarious.
Katrin931
I'm going on 9 weeks and I've had ALL the symptoms. You're so lucky.
TITSMCGEEEEE
Hang in there!!
Ronburdandysbrother
Go you! Dont let the horror stories scare ya!
Elmiira
Currently week 20 and nothing to complain.. Exept pants don't fit anymoore
TITSMCGEEEEE
Omg my pants stopped fitting around week 9! Lucky you!
Myavar
29 weeks and the bladder one is too real. If I don't go every 45min/1hr it starts coming out on it's own. Just have to survive 2 more months
pandro
Apparently any baby over 9 lbs is likely to f up bladder control. At est. 8 lbs son didn't want to come out yet. 2 weeks later, 8 lbs 15 oz.
pinkeye82
Just got over a cold/cough combo. Had to wear pads the whole time, hooray for leaky bladders!
Myavar
Pads all day long *waves incontinence flag*
mycatactslikeadog
36 weeks here. Just wait... the bladder thing gets worse :( just wait til you’re getting kicked in the ribs.... I love it all though!
Myavar
I get kicked hard enough now that my boob bounces. I have a feeling he's gonna be bigger than average at birth... *internal panic/screaming*
mydadhasaharrypotter
You can do it! I birthed an 11 pound 2 ounce baby (unmedicated) and survived. I even had another child after that. You’ve got this!
Myavar
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
This is probably why skirts and dresses have been a feminine signature, back when you could just squat wherever and take a tinkle
zombimistress
36 weeks pregnant here. The get out one, and the bladder too real.
MysteryX95
38+2 weeks PREGANANANT?
mycatactslikeadog
36 here also!
LeSethX
Man here and that last made me LOL
kobriengw
My wife is 36 weeks!
ClitKicker87
A bit over 8 months for those who don’t feel like figuring it out
Flabort
Hey, @ExtraUpvote , what happens when multiple people need your services? Also, this reply ^ needs more upvotes than the comment it's on.
ExtraUpvote
+1'd and read my bio for more info
Flabort
Cool. That's useful information, and tells me what I need to know ;)
jeffjeffingtonthethird
my hero
aufkurs
13 weeks and still puking. Bwuuuuuhhhhh
PumpkinandNala
Try acupuncture Dr. Suggested it after I lost 10 lbs it worked so well for me. I went from puking 10+ times a day to once every few days
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Ginger gum from the motion sickness section at drugstore. Dried apricots to raise potassium. If it’s low can cause nausea. Mint water too.
sarahlyzzibeth
I went to 18 weeks with puking daily this pregnancy. My previous pregnancy went to 16 weeks or so of nausea. Ugh.
oldladyslashthat
Try Unisom and b6! I am 33 weeks and if i don't take it at night I have gnarly sickness. Get the one with doxylamine. Good luck!
aufkurs
Hasn't worked, I even got the strong prescription only combo!
boratpajama
Morning sickness? Naw. Mornin noon and night sickness.
13thMortamer
More blowjobs. Look it up supposedly they help.
aufkurs
Husband doesn't like them
jhawker27
You tell that man that if he loves you he'll let you slibble his dibble right this instant. It's the decent thing to do!
13thMortamer
Wow i am sorry. :( lol tell him its for the greater good. XD
IamTheOneTheyCallCharlie
32w3d and still barfing... praise Diclectin! Only saving grace
jourdone
i puked the entire 40 weeks
Modversity
Same. Now I'm pregnant with baby number 2 and just waiting for it to start.
TheMightyMoggle
I had HG during my pregnancy, lost 25 lbs and fluids 3x’s a week on top of a mountain of zofran. Hope you get things settled :) good luck!
GiveMeBirria
Yeah I knew it was gonna be bad, but not THAT bad. I feels for ya
uberleet
lemon and ginger (or talk to your doctor and don't be afraid of the medicine)...You won't regret it!
TippLite
Wife lost 30lbs her first 2 trimester, should couldn't keep anything down. Hope yours goes better.
Mojayokok
That ... that doesn’t sound like 2 bad of a deal. I’m not saying it doesn’t suck being sick all the time put, purely IMO, that’s a plus.
aufkurs
Some women don't have an extra 30lbs to lose, though. On some that can be very dangerous
Mojayokok
1/2 No no, I’m thinking in terms of imagining it happening to a woman that was already obese. I gained 18lbs that felt like a million but
Mojayokok
If I was in her shoes it would have been very bad for the baby, whereas if ur obese/morbidly obese it’s not going to b a bad thing.
TippLite
It was miserable, she was always hungry and always puking for almost 6 months.
pinkeye82
26 weeks and still puking :( blaaaargggh
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Puked until the morning of the day I delivered. I puked 32 Times one day when I was 15 weeks.
StewieTheThird
My wife is 30 weeks and the puking only stopped when she started taking Vitamin b6 and unisom at night before bed.
pinkeye82
I've heard b6 mentioned before, gunna have to give it a try.
aufkurs
I tried that, also tried diclegis. Doesn't do anything.
Aderyna
Am 6+ months pregnant, #4 is way too accurate.
HandsomeJack19
Went back up hoping it was the snake one. Pizza's good too I guess.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
As a non pregnant man I can relate.
MuffinProof
Wait till you get pregnant, though
IamTheOneTheyCallCharlie
At 8 months here and these are soo bang on! I laughed and then I peed a little
nerdilockz
Seven months here. It gets worse.
lilplaguerat
7 months here. All of these made me giggle.... which started a kick boxing match. XD
skatersarah02
16 weeks and have eggo waffles at 3:30 am almost every night
griffonsgalore
SAME. 27 weeks. I could live on Lucky Charms and apples with peanut butter.
WickedPrincess97
7 months pregnant, foot in the ribs is painfully true for me right now.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Mine liked to push his foot against my hip and simultaneously push his butt out against my belly. He’s 2 months and still kicks that leg.
IamTheOneTheyCallCharlie
Mines trying to do the alien out through the stomach thing with her butt or foot, depends on the day... month and a half left
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
orangatuan
Apparently my timing as an unborn was perfect, mum at cinema watching first Alien film, I kicked perfectly in time with chest burst.
balrogthane
My wife's ribcage is permanently shifted because of Offspring the First.
BurntMomWarfare