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Nov 16, 2017 6:33 PM
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iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
SomeDetroitGuy
Time to file a complaint with the medical licensing board.
SerialKitten666
Gynos usually make me bleed because they're so rough with instruments...I'd rather one trying to be weirdly funny TBH than callous...
zlobec88
Ohh ouch i feel so bad for you :(((
Ssassafrass
Once mine asked if I had any allergies and I said "Just Cats". He then promised to not put any cats into my vagina...
ARabidDingo
Well I mean if he did it anyway that would just be irresponsible
participationtrophywife
If this doc is doing this to you, they're likely doing this to others. Young women and Vulnerable people. Please report it!!
NullSecc
quietextrovert
"I'm no Gyno but I'll take a look
OtheBobo
When I was a younger man than I am now, i had wanted to be a gyno. Then as wisdom dawned on me 1/2
OtheBobo
I realized that looking at sick pussys all day was a deal breaker.
wormsdie
It's been a while since I've heard "He/she is not a trained doctor but they'll have a good look"
danamalone29000
I don't even have a vagina, but I'd say puppeteering is unprofessional.
themuttonisniceandlean
B/C it was your first time makes this even more horrible, but she was probably (inappropriately so) trying to help you laugh & relax.
WeaselsRippedMyFlesh
I've never had a vagina, but if I had, I would probably find that a little weird.
Mournclaw
I too would find it a little weird if I had a vagina despite never having one.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
Not cool. Find a new doctor at the very least
Spooktasticx
"Relax, we're not on a date." actual quote from my gyno during the same situation.
AstroVaz
Oh god that's awkward
Spooktasticx
Extremely.
Mayokopp
Not nearly as creepy, but a paramedic once said to me "ooh you have sweet blood, I can smell it! Makes every vampire happy" ... I was 15
Caspooky
I must say, 15 year old's blood DOES smell sweet... A, ehm... a friend told me.
Jocktopus
I suppose if you spent all day touching vaginas you'd probably forget that they're supposed to be "private" parts.
zagibu
You'd forget the number 1 doctrine of your profession? Maybe you should be fired, then.
Omegadimus
If I was a gynecologist I'd have to seriously consider taking up ventriloquism for moments like this.
insomniacbychoice
One of the only situations that could be improved by throwing your voice
klean9
Better than your dentist saying it
Mournclaw
Well you're probably not wrong...
Stuckinidle
You ahould not let random people play doctor
rubberducky44
eruditic
This would freak me out. Mostly b/c I don't have a vagina
zlobec88
Hahahah
LiamNeesonOfficial
I was getting my prostate checked. Doctor's finger in my ass. I notice both doctor's hands on my shoulders.
adjacentengels
CurbSided
FlyingGraysonsRevenge
blastingacrossthealkaliflats
Ugh. My vagina is saying nope.
TerrorGuy58
“Okay, your doctor will be in shortly.”
amossynan
Fucking gold
blessedarethecheesemakers
Jowrdan
"The doctor will be cumming shortly"
TheBlackVan
Dr: Where is the patient? Nurse: She'll be cumming shortly.
atomicbobsbbq
I'll finish sweeping now.
idieeverytime
“But I did stay at a holiday in express last night.”
gbombuh
“If you want to question my credentials as a gynecologist, you can get the hell out of my office van.”
sparkywires200212
Great comment. I laughed hysterically.
tadz777
gernjer
Plot twist: she was at the dentist
Ginocide
That literally happened to someone I know.
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More points than the actual post.
theMostUsernameOfAll
doctor comes in and says "your vagina is saying hi to you"
NuclearMonk
"Do you like ventriloquy?"
Zreen
"Okay, your therapist will with you shortly."
amyhadalittlepond
Therapist comes in and wiggles your fingers on her vagina
JTayKlg
Next therapist tells you to say hello to a doll's vagina
WonderStruck25
The doll puts her doll fingers in and wiggles them too
thechillpilgrim
Plot twist, your therapist IS your vagina
awildcharmander
Are you saying women can just masturbate all their problems away?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
*teeth chattering dog yipping noises* "I know Vagey, I didn't like that either"
usersubbordercontrol
Saying hi to you
toystory2wasok4
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
*Wiggle wiggle
Zelkon527
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You think is Russia but actually squatting gopnik
Kakakarrakeek
Is borris
Zelkon527
-hard bass-
PopeyeTheSailor
idi nahui
Zelkon527
Privet
wergerberger
Would that be sexual assault?
MarilynKerr1
If that had happened to me, I'd be asking a lawyer that very question shortly after that appointment! 1/2
MarilynKerr1
That kind of comment and even the "wiggle" are not part of established medical practice. God knows what else that person is doing & saying.
lukeh94
Get. Over. Yourself.
dannakala
Most likely not. The touching was part of an examination and the comment, though unprofessional, wasn't of a sexual nature.
bigdaddyfatpants
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
CondescendingCunt
Hi, thanks for noticing me. Was it my new cologne?
bigdaddyfatpants
Essence of DeCunt... I would know it anywhere.
Fireguy97
You know my ex-wife too?
bigdaddyfatpants
Who doesn't?
Fireguy97
So, You do know her and her ways.
theMostUsernameOfAll
time to go to another gynecologist.
OhNoItsTheDramaLlama
Dude, I would go to this Gyno every fucking day!
pi3raptor
Honestly I would love if my gyno said something like that - humor breaks so much of that awkward tension
DrewBerg
Right?
theMostUsernameOfAll
now!
Notareptilian
*slaps knees* Right
R0NSwanson
This is f'ing awesome, made me lol
notwhoutink
*captain america sitting and smiling* "I understood that reference."
BlyatmanBegins
Cortezdelanoche
She really ought to be going.
monkaypants
*Shits in my hands and claps*
WillisTheRancor
Literally just read that post.
Kennleth
Pfft... no sense of humour, when I was getting my prostate checked by my female doctor I told her; 1/2
Kennleth
"Could you please use another finger? I would like a second opinion."
istumbler
"At least buy a guy dinner first…"
thefrc
I've got my colonoscopy coming up soon and am one hundred percent using this line. Thank you so much.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
... you just made my day +1
didntLikeThatUsername
Funniest thing I've heard all week.
db17k
IGetItFrenchClass
IthinkIknowstuff
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famousoverdose
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
YOU initiated it though.
Sephority
...ehhhhh
trilleebean
The last time I had one, I was told I had the cutest cervix... I kind of wanted a photo to make a tshirt so everyone would know.
Naureleclipse
i was told mine was the smallest she'd seen. i still don't really know what she meant by that
sleeepytealeaf
Had this happen to me too, only it was "perfect" cervix. I kind of just took it as perfect for having kids but was still weirded out :/
mokisaur
most likely anatomically perfect which is pretty uncommon for any body part. those of us who work in specialty fields find it particularly>
sleeepytealeaf
I'm still slightly weirded out, but also much more flattered :P thanks for the insight!
mokisaur
yeah, it is a weird comment to those outside of the field LOL
mokisaur
interesting when we come across something thats like textbook perfect and USUALLY it's meant as a compliment.
VodkaReindeer
"this is a textbook example of a micropenis"
Toxoplasmosis
Thats so weird. I just thought that the gynecologist i went to was bonkers.
Toxoplasmosis
I got a copper iud and she said that a student would love to practice on me since i was like out of a textbook. It was weird.
sleeepytealeaf
Also can I ask, what defines an anatomically perfect cervix? Shape?
thesmelge
It has to pass the taste test.
mokisaur
shape and color mainly!
mokisaur
Oh, and positioning! sometimes they can be tilted/aiming more to one side
CatsAreOurGods
of all the things that never happened, this one is mildly amusing. https://m.popkey.co/f1c21b/Lq1wG.gif
zlobec88
Ohh man trust me i wouldn't make this up..
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
"I woudn't make this up." - Every person who's ever made anything up. Sarcasm aside, I hope it didn't happen, but that's fucked if it did.
IcedVenom
I don't doubt OP. My first time at a gyno, she put her fingers in and told me to squeeze as hard as I could, & said "pretend it's a penis".
Zombraina
That seems... very weird. Unless you were having pelvic floor problems I guess. My doc has never done that to me.
IcedVenom
Yeah she was testing the strength. The comment was completely inappropriate though. A very bad attempt at making me feel comfortable.
CatsAreOurGods
my immediate thought is that's not weird... but the more I think about it, the weirder it seems.
zlobec88
But to be honest you are not the first person not to believe me so i don't blame you
CatsAreOurGods
did you tell that doctor it was inappropriate?
stupidpendous
Wow...IF this is true, totally not ok man. Just no no no. Even as a Woman who likes other women, no no no no no no no.
MajesticCheese
I've had a doctor tell me I have to be naked to check my heart beat. I believe you some are creepy
whatupmyknitters
this is 0% surprising to me. at this point i'm pretty sure at least half of the doctors out there went into medicine just bc they're pervs.
MajesticCheese
I have a list of shit he has done to my family and the women think it's fine I tell them not to go to him anymore
Wuuthrad4
Report him?
ScaryScarab
Wtf?
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insomniacbychoice
Did she like, flap your labia like a mouth or something? Just saying, but that's probably not cool, I know if the doc start flapping my..
specificstatistics
Says she wiggled her fingers inside. . . It'd be like a prostate exam where the doc tickles your rectum and laughs about it...
insomniacbychoice
...dick around and started making helicopter noises, I don't think I'd just take it, not cool
VladisCanadianBacons
This made me laugh way too much.
TylerWarranty
I hope it never happens, but after the fact it'd be kinda funny.
Fireguy97
If my Doctor did that I'd be fine with it. She's gorgeous.
steadyrockin
Ok gotta see a photo now. She's probably got that online website one. That'll do... For now
VortecK20
That boy ain't right.
monkaypants
That was a wild ride, I had no idea where you were going with that from the 1st part.
VodkaReindeer
Grab it by the foreskin and make it a jumprope.
ontimegreg
Right like your dicks long enough to go flapping like a helicopter
TristanPeasant
if you spin it enough it will elongate
ILikeCharmanderOk
dick's*
gakio12
Dicks'
TheActualMalloryArcher
dick's're
KellionBane
As an attack helicopter, I'm offended.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
As an apache, https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-504d3b2694.gif
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
As a dick helicopter, I'm attacked.
lucyboo
Things are getting silly. I love it.
GrammarPoliceSergeant
As a offended dick, I'm helicopter
Gamebuster19901
As an attacker, I'm a dick helicopter.
silentwolf1999
Depends though. It may be a lil 2 seater or a big Chinook
NotACanadian
Doctor says it's just an r22.
AeroEngineer
Chinook? In that case, I'm sure the doctor was just overwhelmed by the double-dick specimen in front of him, and lost his mind
SterlingMaloryArcherr
My physical was done by a woman. It was weird when she handed me my dick to get it out of the way. Me holding my dick, her cupping my balls.
CanIComeUpWithABetterNameLater
"If you want me to do half the work are you going to give me a discount? Im paying you to fondle my balls and hold my dick after all"
zebil
Some people pay extra for that
VodkaReindeer
Did she cup your balls to check for testicular cancer?
AwkwardKeming
Mine never asked me to do that. Now I feel insufficient.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Its a shower not a grower, no worries bud
AwkwardKeming
Yeah, heh, totally.
MrMcCookieMuffin
"hold this please"
SterlingMaloryArcherr
That's essentially what she said. And it was my first physical ever. I didn't know how to react except hold it and stare at the poster
Lierofox
"OUCH!" "What, what happened?" "Nothing, just a small prick."