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MV Edit: made most viral yesterday for the 1st time and again today, but for the second time. Although I feel lack-luster only having 200+ on this one. “Still counts”. Tell a homeless person hello. We love that. I also love female boobs of the human kind.
flamingflamingo
When I tell a homeless person "hello" they generally want to give me their lifestory and get mad at me when I don't give them money.
Skittleballs
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Sure and I'm over here trying to distill piss from the toilet water.
mreddiegoddard6067
Please use both sides of the tissue.
Harsamina
Tampons and pads. Do not flush them.
midnightpain
Also paper towels. They don’t break down like tp and quickly causes clogs
Doismellbacon
Both my wife and I had a good laugh. Thank you!
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
nojustsayitdont
'Cargar' in spanish means to both carry and take a dump.
LabiaCrust
Nuhlinga
crazywowow
Just kick them into the next stall like I do. Or put them in the water tank behind the bowl. Will be entertaining for the next person.
MegaDeuce
Tampons and pads. That's what these signs are about for all the men reading this.
ROHBAUCOP
Oh boy.
CaptainAsshat
Fucking "bathroom tissue"? You Americans and your absolute paranoia of unclean words.
StewedTomaters
I think this is an individual thing more than an American thing. In polite company they're referred to as "shit tickets"
JupitersWitch
Most everyone says toilet paper.
niayung23
What tissue u talking bout
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Someday I'm gonna walk into a place like this and take a steamy dump in the trash can...
woozle
Badsequence
JA'LOJA
RelativeVelocity
JA'LOJA!!!
kenseisamuel
JA'LOJA
Antivalor
Jamba Juice?
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
And don't "accidentally" shit on the wall, please.
JupitersWitch
(Puts diarrhea back in purse)
someguy7734206
Relevant: https://youtu.be/Ba8-Vjn2a8c
SuperFuzzyNipples
He should hang out with the poop knife dude
TheAdvocateWentDownToGeorgia
Seriously though, I wish putting signs up like these did anything. But ladies will flush their tampons and their underwear anyway.
Greatpriceforanopossum
Story time: I've been in a coffee shop with a sign making it clear you were NOT ALLOWED TO POOP in their toilet. A coffee shop ffs! (1/?)
HenryLongfellowIII
Asia, right?
Greatpriceforanopossum
Correct
Greatpriceforanopossum
(2/?) But nature calls and I didn't see the sign until I realized my massive turd wasn't making it's way down the GRATED squatty potty.
Greatpriceforanopossum
(3/?) I was in a predicament with no plunger or equally useful tool in sight. I finally decided to lay a few paper towels over the offender
Greatpriceforanopossum
(4/4) and proceeded to SPARTA STOMP the mountain of poo through the grate. Put the remaining paper in the bin, washed my hands and GTFO.
ImSoUserFriendly
What do you mean “we love that”? Are you homeless? If that’s not to personal to answer...
pWpTaD
I am. Me and my son are. We currently have a “roof”, but not a home. Moved 8 times in 2 months.
mike13815
You spend more time on imgur each week than i spend at my full time job.
pWpTaD
Over the past couple weeks, absolutely. It’s become therapy for me. I have no other real “human interaction”. This is it for me. Worth it.
mike13815
Most would instead work to better themselves and their lives. Learn a trade, develop skills, be more. Imgur is no more therapy than tv.
pWpTaD
I do work. I bring in money. My situation isn’t mistake driven. My resume is solid as well. But tv isn’t interactive, this is. I’m content.
anyzen
cool guy alert
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Crazy how you know everything about this person and are therefore justified to make judgements about how he spends his/her time.
pWpTaD
Remember. Homeless doesn’t mean “lazy” or “ill-equip”. Some times people have a rough go no matter how hard they work. That’s me.