This is why I wear cargo pants.

Jul 2, 2019 8:06 PM

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MV Edit: made most viral yesterday for the 1st time and again today, but for the second time. Although I feel lack-luster only having 200+ on this one. “Still counts”. Tell a homeless person hello. We love that. I also love female boobs of the human kind.

When I tell a homeless person "hello" they generally want to give me their lifestory and get mad at me when I don't give them money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Sure and I'm over here trying to distill piss from the toilet water.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please use both sides of the tissue.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tampons and pads. Do not flush them.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also paper towels. They don’t break down like tp and quickly causes clogs

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both my wife and I had a good laugh. Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Cargar' in spanish means to both carry and take a dump.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just kick them into the next stall like I do. Or put them in the water tank behind the bowl. Will be entertaining for the next person.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tampons and pads. That's what these signs are about for all the men reading this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Fucking "bathroom tissue"? You Americans and your absolute paranoia of unclean words.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think this is an individual thing more than an American thing. In polite company they're referred to as "shit tickets"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most everyone says toilet paper.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What tissue u talking bout

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someday I'm gonna walk into a place like this and take a steamy dump in the trash can...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

JA'LOJA

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

JA'LOJA!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JA'LOJA

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jamba Juice?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And don't "accidentally" shit on the wall, please.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Puts diarrhea back in purse)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relevant: https://youtu.be/Ba8-Vjn2a8c

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should hang out with the poop knife dude

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, I wish putting signs up like these did anything. But ladies will flush their tampons and their underwear anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Story time: I've been in a coffee shop with a sign making it clear you were NOT ALLOWED TO POOP in their toilet. A coffee shop ffs! (1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asia, right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/?) But nature calls and I didn't see the sign until I realized my massive turd wasn't making it's way down the GRATED squatty potty.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3/?) I was in a predicament with no plunger or equally useful tool in sight. I finally decided to lay a few paper towels over the offender

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(4/4) and proceeded to SPARTA STOMP the mountain of poo through the grate. Put the remaining paper in the bin, washed my hands and GTFO.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you mean “we love that”? Are you homeless? If that’s not to personal to answer...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I am. Me and my son are. We currently have a “roof”, but not a home. Moved 8 times in 2 months.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You spend more time on imgur each week than i spend at my full time job.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Over the past couple weeks, absolutely. It’s become therapy for me. I have no other real “human interaction”. This is it for me. Worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most would instead work to better themselves and their lives. Learn a trade, develop skills, be more. Imgur is no more therapy than tv.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I do work. I bring in money. My situation isn’t mistake driven. My resume is solid as well. But tv isn’t interactive, this is. I’m content.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

cool guy alert

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Crazy how you know everything about this person and are therefore justified to make judgements about how he spends his/her time.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Remember. Homeless doesn’t mean “lazy” or “ill-equip”. Some times people have a rough go no matter how hard they work. That’s me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2