ADegenFromUpcountry
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Jun 12, 2022 8:16 AM
ADegenFromUpcountry
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AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
kittypoopappledrink
Cops did fuck all during Columbine, 23 years later with all their fancy gear and training they're still useless cowards.
MuffinProof
SledgeGTR
These colors don't run; they stand outside for an hour while the shooter continues their spree.
JaromirAzarov
PalaverQuader
most ridiculous car design in ages for the most ridiculous police force in ages. why not a humvee? OH! An M1Abrahams. so u can hide inside!
wobblecopterrrr
Oof…
DarkRedCape
American police, and America as a whole deserve that burn. Far too many Americans value their gun fetish more than they do peoples lives.
isszuSparkleBandit
Fuck it, I'll say it, There's no way that design is safe for pedestrians. There's a reason modern cars are generally the same shape.
KommSusserTod
HPD is actually pretty decent, for cops.
latibule
The cyber truck is going to be one of those don't listen to the internet products. Snakes on a Plane of trucks. Oh, they'll sell some.
latibule
But building an assembly line is expensive. The familiar F150 styling has already won.
PixelSprite64
otakon17
Oh man can you imagine their cars catching on fire randomly. Oh that would be horrible /s
TheMayorOfTittyCity
They would be vulnerable against a small steel ball attack though.
iceynyo
Steel ball never made it inside the cabin
TheFastpaws
Honestly cops should never have top of the line stuff. They literally do not deserve it and only misuse it.
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
urgotobekiddingme
Fuck you texas indeed
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Just what police need: a super expensive car that while absolutely decimate anyone they run into.
Giantmutantcrab
All Cops Are Cowards
Vblink
Saying needs to be changed: These colors don't run, they hide.
E1evenChar1ie
Only to reappear and lie
Aldante92
These colors run like hell
JCBalance
"Uvalde Police: 2022 Hide & Seek Champions"
PrepareYourAnusAgain
They stand outside.
Imalwaysready
Dead battery will be their new go-to for why they never made it TO the school shooting.
ATerribleArtist
Yeah, cops are REALLY in need of new equipment these days that they will keep in a garage for 10 years and then gift to their personnel...
PalaverQuader
to be honest: the cybertruck is so uniquely ugly, u will spot that from miles away.
ATerribleArtist
Or paint it all one color so that nobody knows it's a cop, and then hide it behind a bush to give out tickets for tail lights being out.
Soggybathroomsock
Easier to shoot necks from a Tesla. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/12/jalen-randle-houston-officer-autopsy-police-shooting
ciscoxing626
Cars the dumb kids like me drew in grade 3
CAustinC0x
OMFG! Call a fcking ambulance, cause at least they're willing to head towards the fcking emergency. I guess call two.
AmurTiger
To be fair their bastard behavior tends to be in charging you once you're there.
chevymonster
"These colors don't run. Or walk. Or lean in the general direction of."
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Bootlickers are lining up to worship that idiot as the next big thing. It's ridiculous. Just say the magic words and you're their hero.
iceynyo
Are the magic words "Fuck oil companies and their price gouging"?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
No.
Comet260
Musk simps are a special kind of pathetic.
7hatsBollocks
I wanted to believe for a couple years, but it was just a facade. So now I call him Edison as an insult. Just a thieving fucking capitalist.
BigTex1
Ya, no. If you knew anything about the goat rodeo of Houston local government, you wouldn’t be giving them any ideas.
IWasACatAllAlong
I feel like i would be seeing this in a judge dredd movie.
LasciviousHedgehog
Given that they are still illegal in Europe, as they are too deadly for pedestrians, they should suit US cops perfectly.
mrthewhitee
Well these trucks dont even exist yet so no worries there.
7hatsBollocks
Neither do cops who protect.
MapleSyrupMafia
My e30 has the 4 feet North American bumpers to comply with US laws, they better not give Etron Musk any breaks for safety...
PalaverQuader
that shitshow of idiotic ugliness in design is what u get when u tune down the polygons on an FPS shooter from 15 years ago. only an Elon >
PalaverQuader
whore would buy this ugly spraypainted-cardboard-to-make-it-look-futuristic like a fucking hallway in Babylon 5! dis-motherfucking-gusting!
TheobromineAddict
Cone on, tell us what you REALLY think.
somnif
I honestly kinda like the cyber truck's looks. It's weird, sure, but I loved the delorean too.
somnif
(I'm not getting one, obviously, for many reasons, but the styling isn't one of them)
PalaverQuader
the delorean: long nose; short ass. cybertruck: short nose; long ass. delorean is like michelangelos frescos compared to the CT XD
FortressCraft
Illegal? They aren't released. What a bizarre take
LasciviousHedgehog
Not bizarre, musk has stated that it won't meet EU safety regulations, also another reason why they stopped taking non north American orders
thedarkcanuck
I think they just mean they haven't yet been approved in Europe
HansImaginationStar
The reason you see all those beefy bonnets is for pedestrian safety. Latest bmw got these curved bonnets not for style but safety
FortressCraft
Oh dear me, the anti-Elon bandwagon is particularly pathetic on Imgur these days isn't it? I thought we championed facts, not feelings?
Chimponzoo
No, not ever, Imgur only wants facts when it feeds the modern Democrat-Communist line, sprinkled it with a little White Man hate.
ADegenFromUpcountry
“I thought we championed facts, not feelings” lol you must be new here, this isn’t The New York Times
Tumescentpie
Elon is a vaporware salesman. Stop simping for him.
FortressCraft
Oh so now VAPORWARE is 'illegal'? Logic isn't strong for you, is it?
Tumescentpie
Just because he sells some vaporware doesn't mean he also doesn't have products. You are logically sound at all. Maybe try 3rd grade again.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
You think companies invest millions in a car, build 1000s of 'em, THEN check if they're road legal to sell?
Tumescentpie
Yes. That sounds very on brand for tesla and musk in general. Look at the tower spaceX built that the FAA is holding accountability around.
ADegenFromUpcountry
You think Elon Musk wouldn't hype a non-existent product to his fanboys just to manipulate the $TSLA share price?
ADegenFromUpcountry
That thing has no hope of passing a pedestrian safety test in Europe. Assuming it's ever actually released, and isn't more #Musk vaporware..
TheS4ndm4n
This would be classified as a small commercial vehicle. There no pedestrian safety requirements for that class.
ADegenFromUpcountry
lol, wrong. The Pedestrian Safety Regulation applies to N1 category. Read this https://unece.org/DAM/trans/doc/2018/wp29grsp/GRSP-63-31e.pdf
MonkeyJohn
Yeah, not in Europe.
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onepinksheep
brianingram
Blue Lives Splatter
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Can you DM me this photo or tag me? Trying to get a clean copy of this!
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Please. I meant to say please!
onepinksheep
I created that image myself for since I couldn't find anything similar when I looked. It was uploaded as a 1080px square. I supposed I 1/?
onepinksheep
can make a bigger version since I still have the source file. What size resolution image are you looking for? 2/2
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
No idea. I just want to share with my activist community. Wy don’t you make a post of? I can get from that.
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GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
You did! Ganking it now and following you to support your great work!
MikeGiamBAZOOKA
So you people hate all police officers? I don’t get it
Comet260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nl5zMIwcmQ
athenstripes
Yes.
tr26
The blue wall of silence is endemic. All who keep quiet or look away are complicit.
Arbitrarynamehere
Yeah, even your uncle or whoever you know
MikeGiamBAZOOKA
Maybe it’s different where you are, I’m in a small diverse town and the cops are always there for you. My truck blew up yesterday on the 1>
MikeGiamBAZOOKA
Highway and the local cops helped get me off the road and I was running bad tags and all they did was help me out. Sometimes they just help
Arbitrarynamehere
They aren't obligated to do that and that's not something that only they can do
NeynasGhost
Most people, especially non-white or non-neurotypical people, are safer assuming bad cop than hoping for good. As a white person, I've found
HamshanksCPS
I'm a white male who doesn't do anything illegal, and I've never felt safe around cops. I usually feel like they just assume I'm guilty 1/2
HamshanksCPS
Of something that I haven't done. 2/2
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
This. It's not that they're watching for actual crimes, they're trying to manufacture crimes so they can appear useful and productive.
MikeGiamBAZOOKA
Honestly sounds like you’re just a pussy
rshini
Oh nooooo, people with less training than a god damn janitor with firearms why should anyone be worried, gee whyyyyy.
HamshanksCPS
Why, because I feel uneasy around people who have been known to kill innocent people time and time again?
tr26
NeynasGhost
all the cops I've dealt with to be lazy at best. Many people have found them to also be willfully incompetent and actively violent.
MikeGiamBAZOOKA
So what do you do if someone breaks into your house?
rshini
someone broke into my mother's truck, the police told her they can't do shit. Cops are not obligated to help.
ThatJerkYouKnow
File a report, sure, but you don’t need police for that. Police aren’t “crime fighters.” It is exceedingly rare that a home invasion is—
NeynasGhost
What's a cop gonna do? They won't arrive in time to stop the burglar. They won't make an effort to track them down and recover my stuff.
rgraz65
I've had my house broken into twice while not home. Cops did nothing, and joked about the 2nd time. Didn't do shit, I had fought for report.
Arbitrarynamehere
Not call someone who's gonna show up two hours later and shoot my dog
SarcasticComment
File a mandatory police report so that home insurance can be the real hero of the situation. Paperwork jockeys at best.
HighImpactSexualViolence
Either shoot them then and there if possible or don't if you're not there or cant, then file a homeowners insurance claim. I've literally
KalleSchnikov
Shoot them, ask the NRA