My lamented hall pass

Jun 28, 2026 3:46 AM

I feel like this made me feel bad ass, but no one ever asked me to show it.

Not valid for locker or washroom. "Hmmm, I need to pee while I run this errand. WAIT, that would be illegal!"

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you're pining for that pass, I think you meant "laminated."

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Dang autocorrect.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hall passes are real?! Thought they only existed in TV/movies

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was a senior I got a laminated hall pass for being editor on the school paper. Basically skipped most of my second semester entirely.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the three times I ever got called to the principal's office was for selling forged hall passes (they were actually printed out on pink paper and squared, and my TAG teacher had a REALLY easy signature to mimic).

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pass for [ what ] only?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Errands?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, errands?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, the cursive 'r's are fairly lazy. Look at the r at the end of the first 'for' and it's the same way. The second 'for' has a better r. I don't have much room to talk though, my cursive was an indecipherable scrawl

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like that it's hand written.....not a form. Not signed by an admin/teacher.....and yet was considered totally valid as if it were a passport. Them were the days

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Signed on the back

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and nowadays there are people trying to make it so you need a passport just to use the bathroom without being deported, and the passport has to have Trump's face on it

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When I was a senior in High school, I turned 18 and filed an emancipation declaration with the school informing them of my adult status, meaning I no longer needed my parent's permission for any signatures or to leave or enter the campus. So, my job amongst my friends was to pickup the McDonalds orders at lunch. I would "excuse" myself from Spanish class, drive down the street to the nearest McyD's and be back by lunch with my gang.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I bet the teachers LOVED that. Hehe

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Believe me....I milked that for all I could...especially since I took two classes Audit because I had too many credits...My senior year was just me having fun.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same. It's why I had two periods of teachers aid. And then another two hours of teachers aid at the other campus.

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