I would shit my pants too

Nov 1, 2017 7:08 PM

StrangerDangerTaco

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I would shit my pants too

I conquered my reflexes once, I spilled burning hot chocolate on my hand and instinctively let go but held on with my ring finger and thumb

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn’t actually stab his fake hand because it could give him pain as well

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this trick! In the one I last saw, the brush guy kept going, then casually pulled a huge mallet from under the table and smashed it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I partook in a study like this once. They placed a sort of vr helmet on me and said to "look down". It was hooked up to a camera looking 1/

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

down at a mannequins body. They then poked me with stuff (a feather, a stick, other stuff) while simultaneously poking the mannequin 2/

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This went on for something like 20-30 minutes until they out of nowhere viciously stabbed the mannequins belly with a huge kitchen knife 3/

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I swear to god i almost shat myself. I got one cinema ticket out of it (1-1.5 h total). They measured a bunch of stuff on my fingers.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This is how porn works

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always hated that bit when someone stabs my dick tho :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Heh, I see you've played forkey-dicky before." - some Australian, probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if the fake hand wasn't there and somebody slammed a fork into the table, you'd be startled and pull your nearest hand away too.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Except he didn't pull his right hand away to safety...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Correct, he pulled away his left hand, which was the one closest to the point of impact.

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The question isn't whether the person reacts, but what they feel when the fake hand is struck. They feel actual (temporary) pain.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Activate pants of shit!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poppy o possum has a character being magically tortured like this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*stabs right hand on accident

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL william hung is still relevant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fork you, bud-day !!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im pretty sure I'd be startled too if a random man came up and suddenly slammed a fork into the table right in front of me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean, if someone slammed a fork in front of you, even if your arms werent on the table, you'd jump too

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Except he didn't pull his right hand away to safety...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've performed a similar experiment in my spare time. It's called "The Stranger".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would really toss his noodles is if they simultaneously stabbed his right hand and the rubber hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is way more trippy then people realize

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"psychology"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gotta keep an eye out for that crazy gf trying to stab you with a fork at the restaurant when you deny her dessert after dinner...

8 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 4

Is this a thing? Bitch, just order your own dessert so you don't have to share it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's $6.99 for a slice of pie, really? No one blames you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why you gotta remember your fake hand. Can't stab you if she doesn't know which one is real!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

So come on down to Real Fake Hands! None of them feel any pain! *stabs* Not this one! *stomps* Not that one!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great reference

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i think this proves that people are startled when you jump out of nowhere and make loud noises then anything else

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Except he didn't pull his right hand away to safety...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh so mean. I love it. Nice touch using a fork instead of k-nife

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the other hand, he didn't feel anything.

8 years ago | Likes 1782 Dislikes 7

Brilliant

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever downvoted this comment can go to hell in my opinion.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Take your damn +1

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

This. This is what I look for in the comments section. Comments concieved entirely by the midi-chlorians.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Came back three swipes to upvote this shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hate to be that guy, but he probably did. I've seen this done with a hammer, the brain anticipates the pain, you feel it to an extent.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

>>on the other hand

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My god you beautiful monster.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heyooo

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Clever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glorious

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

These are the comments I come here for

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He handled it pretty good, if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Get out

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Damnit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You sick fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should be top comment

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It is :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've watched and watched, I can't see him shit his pants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this asmr shit is getting out of hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just imagine the stabber becomes confused and accidentally gets the real one..

8 years ago | Likes 840 Dislikes 4

Holy crap

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am so bothered by that dogs harness being on wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao same I just noticed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called the "control".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or stabber trips and stabs the paintbrush dude's hand

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Was thinking the same thing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LLLLLIAM. STAB SOMEONE.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No that's the double-blind part of the study. They blindfold everyone and he just starts stabbing the fork.

8 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 1

No no, the double blind study is when he runs in and just starts fork stabbin eyes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pizza delivery guy: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE" Room replies in chorus:

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Don't you mean... what the fork is going in here?"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stabbing the fork out of everybody?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor fork. Why the fork get stabbed?

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Because Edward was eating macaroni with it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

Why is this getting downvoted?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an Imgur reference.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ya done fucked up now!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The results are in from the study. . . people are scared of being stabbed with forks. Scientist, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1055 Dislikes 21

6 million dollar, 42 year study concludes...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Scientists say forks cause cancer." - News media reporting on this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen a similar video and some people had no reaction at all

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Correction. Some people are and some people are not, scared of being stabbed by forks. Nailed it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHAAA!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m sure The Onion reported on this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But are they scared everytime???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only the hand being stabbed retracts not both

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 3

The hand that is stabbed doesn't budge cause it isn't real. I know what you meant. I just had to say this.

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 2, 2017 12:05 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What. Which word is supposed to be mint

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think he meant only one of the guys actual hands. Of course the fake hand won't move.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Stabbing = Bad - Science people

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stabbing a piece of plastic = as scary as stabbing a real hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stabbing equals bad minus science people?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. I science man, not math man. Geez

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a science person, can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Studies show 10/10 people don't like being stabbed with forks."

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Actually, it's 9/10. Jeff is a werid guy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But why does he have nukes?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9/10 statistics are made up on the spot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some actually feel the pain. Mirror neurons or something.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

Some stay dry. Chocolate rain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's like reverse phantom limbs then.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Or something

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

nerve entanglemant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic, the something is magic

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Gathering?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

He finched because some random düde jumps out of nowhere

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

I think we should put those german dots above the u in dude from now on, it looks cooler

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flinches only the one hand though?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Because his hand was being touched. His other hand was left alone so he was fine about it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

This test shows how easy it is to trick the brain into recognizing something not attached to the body, as part of the body

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Which was the point of the test.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, the point of the test is to make it feel like you're being stabbed. Moving the hand that's being painted has nothing to do with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

1: I don’t think it’s being painted, just brushed. 2: That does sound like a better description of the test. Thanks!

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