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We need a sign sign sign
Elmo has seen the face of God and it was weeping.
it's them!
RIP LeBron James, we'll forgive you for Space Jam II
Nya
The fish will know the name Dale Gribble.
It's because a lot of very rich people have investments in office space.
Fairy Frog Hospital.
To be fair, Slackware is the longest running still maintained Linux Distro.
Truly a Joker move.
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skathir
#45 oh right, the villains. I guess it's something.
TieflingDelivery
#16 kinda my favorite Joestar season
jetact12
#22 IKR??? I'm like, "Biden, wake the fuck up my Dude"...
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#10 and corrosion. And Lucretia, my reflection
TheForbiddenSemicolon
#38 they smoke bunts?
wantednokes
#13 my house is open floor.plan and I fucking hate it. Inhave no fucking storage. No where to hide my trinkets!
DerKirche
#40 as a Subgenius, Slackware is an abhorrent theft of my hard earned slack.
KalypsoKirin
#43 all of which makes me nervous, at times unbearably so.
TraumatizeMeCapn
One of my favorite Gorillaz tracks, incredibly smooth and chill.
jetact12
#13 yup. Houses today suck if you're playing Hide and Seek
Emswe
#16 Chaotic Good 'Rubeeee Rod'
mithiwithi
#8 I'd complain about ignorant 2ch stereotypes of Americans but no, that's accurate.
Iceman0624
skipweasel
Yeah, but look at him now...
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idontlikebigreesescupguy
Give him a break, he has seen things!..
idontlikebigreesescupguy
And been through a lot..!
apairofpetducks
#10 SOM ref in the wild has made my entire day. Thank you š¤
FuzzyMedic
you want MORE
StTriniansHeadBoy
#10 fun fact: Sisters of Mercyās most popular song āThis Corrosionā is actually a dis track. The lyrics are a parody of the type of lyrics that former member and then-Mission-frontman Wayne Hussey would write.
flexstar
ColdestOne
#41 one of the first things I remember about Dwight is when he wanted to take away health insurance benefits from everybody. He's not innocent.
HelgenBorderPatrol
Dwight isn't bullied because he's autistic, he's bullied because he's a prick.
euphoricopportunity
#42 no, it works for rockabilly too.
fartharder
#22 Right!?
BisAndThighHighs
Abbiis current meme obsession: Elmo, for some reason.
dlbgaw
I love seeing other people's farms in Stardew Valley. They're always so neat and orderly. Mine, on the other hand... No fences, chests all over the place with random stuff in each one, decorations just tossed everywhere because they were given to me and I don't want/can't trash them, and just enough tilled soil to grow what I need for quests and the bundles. Not a single sprinkler to be found, either. I'm too busy mining diamonds and shards to have a real farm.
JacktheKind
#42 Here's the thing though, it has to be this suit specifically, a little short too. I you show up in your tailored grey corporate suit without a hat.... phew
RocketKokket
#29 I'd take a cubicle over open plan offices any day. Every fucking tech company has open plan offices despite it being some of the most focus demanding work of most office work. Drives me bonkers
ToSisPoS
#45 I love that to bits. Miller iirc wanted his Joker to be a homophobeās worst nightmare
skathir
Nah the hero being queer would be.
ToSisPoS
As long as somewhere a bigot is angry and afraid.
EggFooYung
#46 Wolfenstein: The New Order and it's prequel and sequel were published by Bethesda and are, in fact, entirely playable.
jammer909
#13 The renovators who bought my grandfather's old house did this. Tore all the walls out on the first floor, because open-floor is In. Seeing as how the house was built in the 1920's, I'm waiting to hear about how it all collapses in on itself eventually. Damn thing didn't even originally have a bathroom, and was originally coal-heated.
Interleaver11111111
#22
J4nein4ne
Sweet baby Thor, I hate her voice so much.
Pokegeologist
In 1967 during the Six Day War, the Israelis struck a US SIGINT ship, the USS Liberty, in the Mediterranean with multiple napalm and strafing runs despite being a clearly US flagged ship and the crew repeatedly telling Israel to back off, they were American. Israel pretty much said whoopsie, we thought you were an Egyptian troop ship pretending to be American. You know how war is.
Bristlecone42
āBut theyāre our only ally in the region!ā yeahā¦ ever wonder why that is?
KYGELL91
#41 Is it true that Dwight is autistic or is this a headcanon thing
tidepool
Iām skeptical of him being autistic coded because thereās reasonable signs to say he was, but there are traits lacking that point to no. Hard to say because it could just be a writers perspective on someone they knew but didnāt understand, or likewise the actorās view. Also he helped Angela cheat on her husband amongst other shitty things so heās not like a great guy, either.
ADDGirl
It's not officially mentioned in the show. But anytime a character has a rigid way of thinking and comes off as a jerk about it, it's assumed they're autistic.
PwnageHobo
#28 to check if someone is a fish, place your fingers at the base of their skull, and run your hands down their body towards their anus. If they have a spine, they are a fish
ToSisPoS
Whew. Dodged that bullet.
excableguy
It's easier to just check for a Illinois license plate. If they're towing a boat, they're not just FISH, they're FISHTABs. Dirty rotten FIBs.
mithiwithi
Had to look up FISHTAB. That's some funny shit.
mithiwithi
There is no such thing as a fish. (Or less sensationally, the common definition of "fish" is paraphyletic, and making it monophyletic would either require you to leave out large numbers of species that normal people would call "fish" or to include most of phylum Chordata.)
PwnageHobo
I'm just mapping "fish" straight to "chordata" because it's fun and cool
BrockEffingSamson
Oh shit, I'm a fish
PwnageHobo
$10 says you're some sort of lobe-finned fish, like a rabbit, crocodile, moose, etc.
Darkwell
Thank goodness I lack any and all flexibility. It would be terrifying to test this on myself and find that I'm a fish. Better to live in ignorance.
PwnageHobo
Just be aware, some fish (mostly the egg-laying types, like cockatoos, for instance) have a cloaca, instead of an anus. This is perfectly normal, and should not be treated as evidence of witchcraft
dickable
#41 Yes, Dwight's autistic, but let's not gloss over the fact that he's also a fascist little turd. Bullying him was morally good.
ToSisPoS
He was very good with his cousin Mose.
Shpadoinkleman
You know, it doesn't have to be an either/or situation. They can both suck and be assholes.
dickable
Oh, they ARE both shitty, I just don't think bullying Dwight is WHY Jim sucks.
lorakaine
I'm interested in why you think he sucks. The bullying is the main one for me, and some of how he interacts with Pam (unwilling to continue the friendship if she doesn't choose him).
KrampusCopia
This is imgur. Either you 100% support everything OP says or you're 100% against it. The middle ground isn't allowed to exist or even question OP. As questions are assumed to be opposition...
ToSisPoS
AwwWrecker
You're being as absolute as the absolutists you're complaining about and as we all know, only a sith deals in absolutes
KrampusCopia
This is what I've experienced. Heck, even speaking tangentially about the topic here is viewed as opposition. Are you telling me this hasn't happened to you here?
KrampusCopia
For example here is one of your comments. "#11 What you on about? I expect _men_ to be polite, warm and friendly. We should all aim for polite society." A very good sentiment. Men SHOULD be polite just as you said. But you went against OP. Shame on you /s
AwwWrecker
I was just joking. What's the matter? To CHALLENGING FOR YOOOOU?
DocBenny
from what little i've seen of The Office, i'm fairly sure the core premise is "everyone is a bit of a cunt, just different flavors"
skathir
I once watched the British version. Everyone was so utterly cunty, I started hating humanity and then myself. So yeah, the US version was meant to be kinda cunty, but they ended up over time with people you were meant to kinda root for.
skathir
And Jim was meant to be > Dwight.
EmilyPseu
Iāve watched the series from beginning to end multiple times and that is exactly the premise of the show. Itās also the absolute reality of working in an office setting, or most jobs, really. Some people are mostly cool but have their flaws, some are total dicks but maybe they bring in donuts every once in a while, your boss is probably an idiot.
ToSisPoS
Even Kevin?!
SirRichardOfHead
No, obviously not Kevin
thebeanzmemez
Kevin is definitely a bit of a cunt
DocBenny
idk i've seen like, two episodes a decade ago. i may misremember some details
Someshithead241
Honestly this take always comes from the same crowd as the "batman hates poor people" lot. They just want to be objectionable and feel smarter.
AwwWrecker
Batman is a conservative's wet dream, and someone who clutches pearls over people pointing that out is always funny to me.
Someshithead241
A man who takes in orphans, donates to charity, creates welfare programs for the poor and regularly roots out corruption in his local police force. You're sure that's a conservatives wet dream? Or are you just thinking about the most surface level thing of "is rich"?
AwwWrecker
Apart from the orphan thing. That shit's just weird.
AwwWrecker
A man who "selectively" takes in orphans to beat up poor people, who "philanthropically" gives to charity but does nothing to change the system, same goes for welfare programs, and ineffectually roots out "some" corruption in GPD that suits him. Sounds like a pretty typical billionaire to me.
AwwWrecker
Why's everyone crying over a fictional billionaire in a bondage suit. You know there's like actually important shit to care about š
pandemicpolemic
I havenāt read or watched Batman stuff in a long time but I donāt remember his sidekick beating up poor people just because theyāre poor. I also donāt remember Batman uncovering corruption and giving it a meh.
Someshithead241
I love how you just decide they do nothing and that, wrongly, declare that all the people he beats up are poor.
Which corrupt officers does he not care about?