Kingwyrm20
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Sauce: https://twitter.com/NightMargin/status/1282468816824397824?s=19
Jul 13, 2020 9:57 AM
Kingwyrm20
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Sauce: https://twitter.com/NightMargin/status/1282468816824397824?s=19
moricai
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688694203924217862/732129274676641833/EcxG2W0U0AALTmL.png
potatoardvarkhybrid
is the cake knife an instantaneous effect?
hailhydratothekingbaby
Does that means we can have a 1000 degree cake?
ThedarkPriestshaft
I got my poop knife mixed up with my cake knife, butt this shits delicious. Sorry, not sorry.
heyzeus1970
Neither. You can't heat your cake and hate it too.
OphelianAshe
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, c'mon!
BlahBlahTurtle
This guy knows https://youtu.be/eivcagwvbQk
Khrome
so.. are you asking me if I want to be steak or cake?
konthewondercow
What kind of cake? That is the most important question...
GuitarSpirit
Ok, so I now have ideas for cursed/blessed daggers for D&D!
DanielBonnett
Does the cake knife only turn things it CUTS into cake? Cut the cake knife along the spine and its broke.
LoggingOutNow
Glowing knife is pretty useless. I mean, it's not actually a finished knife. Gotta go with the cake knife. Seems guaranteed to cut.
KilroyLichking
Tumescentpie
Is this part of the cake wife series or is this something new?
GoodTofuFriday
How about you share the source guy. https://twitter.com/NightMargin/status/1282468816824397824?s=19
MassiveKy
1000 isn't hot enough to melt steel, so 1000 degree cake wouldn't beat the cake knife
ItsAWonderfulButt
It would be more interesting having a 1000 degree knife against a knife close to absolute zero.
4EverZw
1. Grab cake knife. 2. Immediately turn into cake. 3. Enemy eats cake, including part of me that use to be butt... enemy ate my arse. I win.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
....tell me more of this cake knife that you speak of...
ShowMeYourWienerDog
Not as practical as a poop knife, but tastier results.
ThanksForTheThing
Diabeetus
kurukatsu
Mechropolis
Paoloc0mments
It’s name is Steve.
ProxyPlayerHD
It's like Midas' touch but with cake
jjw9
+1 ... then let’s talk about how this would work on poop knives ;-)
BillogUncle
It's a knife...
buzzl1ght
The cake is a lie
Nippledeepinahorse
These days, everything else is the lie. The cake is the only thing we can believe in.
AmbroseGudmaker
If a cake knife turns everything it touches into cake I'm more worried than ever about the fabled poo knife
EriosTheFool
I’ve got a knife like that. But it turns stuff into poop. My poop knife.
GoodTofuFriday
Source. https://twitter.com/NightMargin/status/1282468816824397824?s=19
DailyBullshit
Resulting cake has raisins
Masterbuilder85
On top or in the actual cake?
ProfessionalArceus
Rasin filled angel food cake sounds delicious right now
TheThorniestBerry
It is the poop knife of the future...
bound4doom
The ultimate in recycling.
JackOfAllTirades
DO NOT USE CAKE KNIFE AS POOP KNIFE.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Oh no, I just installed it in my WC :()
FlamesFlashFantastic
The forbidden taste
antisocialmackerel
What happens if you touch both together? Do you get a 1000 Degree Cake Shaped Knife?
MattLuvsPBR
What about a knife that cuts poop?
Kiopho
What if you dropped the knife that turns everything it touches into cake on the ground ?
buttonguy3
You cant touch or use the cake knife though.
Nacon
You can use the cake knife if you hold it up with two cakes.
Jenvas
cake glove
secondbest
But the 1000 degree knife is fine....
buttonguy3
Just need the right glove(s).
Safebox36
Warning, do not use either for circumcision...
NotTinyPancakes
IDK they'd both gett he job done not ideally but they would
MooMooMathematics
a glowing 1000 degree knife cant cut through the knife that turns everything it touches into cake
tygerpsimatrix
But at 1000 degrees there would be a radiance of heat that might melt the cake knife before the hot knife makes contact.
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
I agree. I think people just like magic cake knife more.
Ryanator50
they'd probably melt eachother. the hot knife would melt once it turns into cake.
pxlphile
Because of precedence I believe the cake knife makes the glowing knife just LOOK as if it was glowing
magila
No, it wouldn't it would turn into cake as soon as it touched the magic cake knife. Even if it didn't turn into cake cold knife is much 1/2
magila
Harder than a 1000 degree knife,so the softened steel in the super hot knife would be cut by the much harder cold steel of an ordinary knife
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
You will definatly not get that 1000 degree knife in your hands!
djzapz
If you cut cake, then you have two cakes. But if you start cutting half a cake, does it turn into a full cake? Infinite cake?
Sinrock
Yes
youresowrongImadeanaccount
It turns into a full cake shaped and sized like a half cake. "Infinite" cake the same way Xeno's paradox is "infinite" distance.
Maevellous
1000 degree knife would fold and deform under it's own weight. Then get turned to cake
SpoilsburyToastMan
1000°C isn't hot enough to melt steel. It's be orange/red. Malleable with force, but not so weak it'd fold under it's own weight.
ntek2
This, I work with steel. You need around 1400 degrees to melt depending on the type. Knives are closer to 1500. This would fuck organics tho
SpoilsburyToastMan
Drosophilamelanobastard
it would be 1000 degree cake though. Arguably hot enough to maim whoever is holding the cake knife.
DeKetsendeRechter
It doesn't turn the cake into 1000C, the knife itself is just 1000C. Once the cake knife touches the hot knife, tho, the hot knife is cake.
Tiddywave
Who's to it would maintain the heat with a magic change to cake
DrJackBright
I guess it depends if the question is about which knife wins or which wielder wins, because cake knife wins if its knife vs knife
atropos81018
Ahh everything it touches turns to cake, not everything that touches it.
SpikeTheGoat
I'd prefer it that way. Then the handle would become cake, the blade (assuming it didn't turn itself into cake somehow) would likely fall
SpikeTheGoat
from the cake handle and make the entire earth cake! We could eat our way to the spicy core!
meauho
This is someone who has tried to convince their parents they weren't touching their sibling
SickSickIndividual
amop
Hot knife works on conventional physics, cake knife is magic. I’m betting cake
Elroydb
How do we know the cake knife doesn't as well? Cakelogical singularity is a very real threat
CoarseAndSalty
You're overthinking this... always bet on cake.
amop
But... but... the cake is a lie?
CoarseAndSalty
Always...
TheoryofStringyStuff
For brief moment, you would have 1000 degree cake.
TallDarkndHandsy
Thats hot
faphappyscreencappy
Out of curiosity, what would happen to a 1000-degree cake? Would it shrivel into a briquette-sized carbonized mass? Would it just vaporize?
ruint
XKCD has taught me that the answer to these questions is usually a ball of plasma that ignites the atmosphere.
TadashiK
1000° isn't that hot though. Probably just burnt cake :(
BahamutBBob
Cake would immediately catch on fire, thus wasting the cake.
MooMooMathematics
and what about the next moment?
dragongirl19101
Lava
HappyEngineer
Burnt cake
Navrodel
My guess is fire, but I don't know the flash point of cake.
linearcore
Probably less than 1000 whatever degrees.
manystripes
The smell of burning sugar
linearcore
We can use Newton's Cooling Law, but I'm pretty sure a 1000 degree cake just explodes. Celsius or Fahrenheit doesn't really matter.
Johnsky
a 999 degree cake
MyBigMouth
And the moment after that?
KingORedLions
a 998 degree cake
EvillBob
A horrible cake and previously magical cake knife that is now slag fireball
PaintedSlate
Wrong. You'd have a hot knife-shaped cake and a cake knife that's warm on one edge.
PaintedSlate
The cake would melt into goop immediately, is the problem.
ProppaGanda
Steel melts in temperatures above 1000 degree.
bobbobbybobbington
We also don't know if this is in degrees Celsius or degrees trump
1metalnation
Technically correct. Steel melts at around 2500 degrees. Cake knife wouldn't even be close to melting
OverthoughtUnderedited
Jet fuel can't melt these memes
Richter12x2
But as soon as the cake knife touches it, it's cake. So one spot on the cake knife would be ruined.
AstralDebris
Step 1: stab partner. Step 2:
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
Of course it’s chocolate cake.
BednaR
That's one way to tell your parents...
OrdinarilyBob
Asdfjlk
SilentHowling
Is this a Lesbian mating ritual?
404GravitassNotFound
Poop knife has entered the game.
Guttfunk
This doesn't feel right
ItsCaptain0bvious
I wonder how much more erotic this would seem if they didn't go for chocolate cake inside
Asdfjlk
Red velvet for Pete’s sake
Redisia
googled what red velvet is... got a korean k-pop band... so? Please inform me the non-native english speaker
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
Red Velvet is like regular cake but with red food colouring and three times the amount of butter. It's delicious.
NewHickoryDickables
Look up "red velvet cake". I honestly can't describe it any better than google images. No idea what flavors it, but oh man is it good!
Sentrisable
It is chocolate cake with red food coloring
Provos
Poop knife wins
JoeT85
Next time I play Skyrim (again) I'm going to customize 2 swords and name them 'Poop Knife' and another one 'Turd Cutter'
billytense
This is what I came to read
AttilaTheHung
tygerpsimatrix
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcxpJx_X0AoeP4L?format=png
Kiopho
Every poop knife turns stuff into cake if you're brave enough.
Provos
TunnelRat13
Upvoted because of that guy's reaction gif.
NyQuilDaydream
At least I can say I was there when the ledgend of the poop knife was created
Finaweenabeena
what's poop knife???
rabiesraeven
Is the cake effect instant, or does it eat into your body slowly, like a strong acid?
diamondcardboard
slowly and very painfully its one of the worst ways to die
Masterbuilder85
My brother was cakefied (that's the medical term) it was horrible to watch..but delicious
Lazengann
I'll bet the catering for the wake was cheap
scojbo
DickVergaman
It's like the surprising cake videos. It slices you open and you're like: Wow I'm actually a cake.
Odysseusofithaca
So it has to cut into whatever the thing is to reveal cake. I think this might be a draw
scojbo
tedharris02
I'd like to imagine it's at whatever rate your cells naturally (re)generate, but instead of new cells it's cake
longleggedbeastie
The Walking Cake
rabiesraeven
Wow, that's even more fucked up.
tsrivishnu
So cancer cake
landofbob
Yeah, that's cancer. But delicious cancer.
RandomInternetAsshole
Oh god that’s horrifying
tedharris02
So your brain will be the last to go, if it ever does...
AlexisActually
So you'll be aware of your body slowly being consumed by the growing mass of cake, but unable to stop it.
TinyTrashPanda
At least you'll have a yummy snack before you pass on!
Shnowonlymemes
The 1000 degree knife would be a puddle of liquid, so defo the cake knife wins.
raknor88
Even if the knife survives, it'll instantly cauterize the wound just like a lightsaber.
Eikre
1000 degrees centigrade is about the correct temperature to pull steel out of the forge and start hammering it actually.
Nacon
Didn't say what that knife is made of...
Masier
How do you pick up a knife that turns everything to cake? Is it really a knife then?
Nacon
Easy... You pick it up with two cakes.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Only the blade turns things to cake.
Eikre
I guess the handle is already made of biscotti?
youresowrongImadeanaccount
Melting point of steel is in the 1300~1500 range even in C, and over 2500 if we're talking F. I'd be weakened, but def not liquid.
Eyesotope
You overestimate what 1000 degrees does to most metal.
Shnowonlymemes
You're right that it wouldn't be liquid if steel. Would defo be splogy though
popebadass
I being American here I know, but I’m assuming Fahrenheit, not Celsius. I forge knive, they’re not “splogy” at even 2500.
Shnowonlymemes
UK here, so assumed centigrade. We can both be right. *Fistbump*
popebadass
OneOfTheDaddiesPig
The 1000°C knife has half the elastic moduli of its room temperature counterpart. Carbides growing making it brittle. Team cake.
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mike13815
burns within 2mm maybe. 2m is a huge distance.
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ClayBones548
It's also scaled down by view factor and Stefan Boltzman constant so it really wouldn't be that much heat.
mike13815
As someone who casts iron, 1000c is NOT a huge temperature. You are confused.