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Jun 19, 2023 2:51 PM
BootsDusty
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AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I didn't have "wiping my ass with a sailboat" on my bingo card for today, but here we are.
HandoB4Javert
Pre- and post- dump dump
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
But I’m just going to poop on it and throw it away.
grayman222
But if you do these while dumping no one will see them
C4R0L1N4444
Origami resource center dot com
pelaaja0
MrRoybert
Instructions unclear shit myself.
xkjagnz
Things to do when you have forgotten your phone
Botticelliii
*rips off sea shell tp* Fuck yo sea shells stallone!!!
writerbuddy
If you do this just once, they will expect it on *every toilet roll.*
KatInTheCorner
I think it would be kind of cute to do if you have a friend house-sitting or something.
MelodyLightfoot
goflyblind
TheElusiveEnchilada
Favorited for when I forget to bring my phone for my morning dump.
lastnightsdream
Ironic
Truitti
Yes. I am going to try them all. And i live alone...
Eiladar
He is a rare bug enthusiast; she is a professional toilet paper artist. Their budget is 1.5 million dollars.
StunttheRunt
Put 3 of the last one in a row when Stallone comes over so he's no longer confused.
crasemana
As a cleaner, this is the first 15 min of training newbies who are definitely gonna quit within the week
FreeDadHugs
I was always shit at origami...
FarceMajeure
Your butt napkins, My Lord.
ovastanda
Jordan7831
This seems to be fitting
Jordan7831
This post currently has more favourites than upvotes.
miked854
DeanGulberri1
So glad this had sound to it
Nathanyel
Luckily I got my phone with me instead.
dagagirl
Oh noes! I can use this marvelous toilet paper origami!!!! **Runs toward next bathroom**
SharkDoctor
this is exactly what i did. unfortunately i can't use my hands well so my mom just got a heart. haha
RenascenceReverie
I'm 100% gonna make the heart toilet paper next time I stay at my dude's house and come out like "I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU IN THE BATHROOM"
teapartyyy
afambelafonte
CopInTheUSA
Was looking for exactly this
westPAguy
imakesoap
It’s for when you forget your phone, but then I guess you gotta memorize the origami steps
MarsIsNotTheRightDirectionForADysonSphere
How do I know how to do them if I don't have the phone?!
imakesoap
Lol, memorize them
umbrellamaker
IDK, sometimes the passage is...difficult
IllBeOverAt5
You might as well! You're just sitting there anyway
swarthod
I think the party hat one is my favorite
42peanuts
Right?! I had no idea I liked my toilet paper ready to party
LespritDeLescalier22
I LOVE wiping my ass with sailboats
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Ahoy!
randomguy365
Are you an orca?
LespritDeLescalier22
Wellllll….. I am NOW
LokiOnTheCouch
That's a schooner
OnlyByMoonlight
So it was YOU!!
XuncuTheTiger
The rich, probably.
Wikipedo
I like the look, but don't like thinking that someone folded the stuff I'm wiping with
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Still much, MUCH better than if they wait until after you've wiped.
LespritDeLescalier22
Like the memory of delicate, fluttering skilled fingertips
Lostarchitorture
This is biased against those of us who have to roll the paper from under. Where are those origami options??!!
FarkasMacTavish
You mean wrong people??
Lostarchitorture
No, just people with disobedient cats....
FarkasMacTavish
Wrong people who don't know to close the bathroom door if they have a cat.
BTanner13000
Some cats (mine) can open doors, unfortunately. And if they can't, they rip the fuck out of the carpet trying to tunnel under. Best to let them roam freely and mount the TP underroll, so they won't be enticed to waste it all.
FarkasMacTavish
First off, it's foul that you have carpet in your bathroom. Second, get a different doorknob.