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May 15, 2025 8:30 PM

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inspired by this epic take https://imgur.com/gallery/taking-plane-walk-OJ8nkun - originally found (not by me) on Tumblr

It's a remote control plane, duh.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking a plane for a walk /gallery/OJ8nkun

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was really curious about this, and then it hit me, that’s what this picture is of.

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The same thing is done to tame horses and elephants.

You see, the trainer ties up the small plane when it is very little, just a baby. At that size, the rope holds it. It grows up, tied by this rope. Always knowing “the rope holds me in place”.

Then when it’s older, they use the same rope. It holds the plane in place, or leads it where they want, because the plane THINKS it cannot run away.

The rope is in your mind.

What lies tie you down from childhood?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He helps blind pilots taxi out to the runway

1 year ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 2

Just like rumble strips on the highway

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That explains the dipshits out in Bumbleweed.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a rope like on a lawn mower. You have to pull it to start the engine.

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Remember those sponge dinosaurs inside a capsule that you'd throw into the bath tub and they'd expand to like 1000x their original size? This plane was in one of those when he started his bath.

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He's taking it for walkies.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TSAs fitness test is unorthodox

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog had the strength to pull me to the ground while I was holding onto the leash. Same concept here. It’s the bars in our minds that imprison us.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

That's how they get airborne. Gavin swings the plane around his head until....YEET!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That leash doesn't go to the plane, it goes to the dragon.

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His chihuahua morphed.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a kink thing, if you were to see the full plane you'd realise it's unable to speak, presumably because it's gagged as well.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought we were against kink-shaming?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the plane's emotional support human.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You know the kill switch on a sea doo? Same thing. If he doesn't like what he sees as the plane is taking off he just yanks the heart plug right out of the jet.

1 year ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Heart plug made me laugh on the crowded train

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I couldn't ask for more.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ground communication. He's talking with the flight crew. That's all.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's using his Lasso of Truth to clear it for takeoff. Sometimes planes are really just trains.

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He's out of redbull

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"the plane is a flight risk"

That's pretty damn good

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's to pull the chocks out from under the wheel

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Planes are like elephants: if you train them on a chain when they're very young, they grow-up thinking they aren't strong enough to break it, so they don't even try.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we please get an actual answer instead of more dumb jokes?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's to pull the chalks from under the wheel so the plane doesn't roll away until it needs to. It's not like he has to run pulling the string to launch the plane like a kite.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Real answer (honest). Its a headset that connects to the cockpit so he can communicate to the flight crew.

1 year ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

only problem is, as soon as he puts it on, he goes straight into xbox live mode and starts trash talking the pilots. Apparently he has fucked all of their moms.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You're still on the ground Captain... still on the ground ... (wind noises)...still (garbled)...( click )..." "OK copilot, I think we're flying now"

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I dunno, that doesn't seem right

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Here is a diagram of all the aircraft interphone jack locations on a common Airbus https://i.sstatic.net/TDr1D.png

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Sorry, I didn't add the /s and that's on me. But thank you very kindly for sharing the info!

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