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sfcorax
#16 no other country on earth has so many problems with guns, I never even thought this could be one of them.
snarkybitch
#1 why did you have to smack me right outta the gate. Damn
Asist0ed
#51 That one hit hard. Great job ^_^
rayleon0702
#17 Curse of Ra kills humans. Curse of Ra kills cancer. Therefore, humans are cancer. /s.
It probably kills a lot more, but it would be cool to know if it can be modified to only kill cancerous cells.
RtheWitch
#20 Hey! where did you get my medical chart!?
roflTiMeX
#32 y'all are too scared of blood dishes
and herring for some reason
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#1 and/or are Catholic
Stuffitwithbeans
#52
spittytrinkles
Oh, sorry, my bad. I was looking for Wendygogo, the Cryptid Dancer.
TapeLeg
#27 how do you spill mustard on a jpeg
blknflp
I thought it was on my screen at first
NZSheeps
#7 Blue
martineb72
#44 They died by his belief in Sam Colt.
"God created Man. Sam Colt made them equal."
isthismyreallife
#15 could someone please explain this for my friend?
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Presumably the saying "don't put all your eggs in one basket"
Jyx123
#14
That is not a good ratio! If someone were holding all the bees hostage and wanted billionaires to release them we would not win a one to one exchange.
Gotta pump those numbers up.
All bees need to be kept alive, all billionaires are worth that total cost.
zuken
I read that post more like a trolly problem. On one track is every billionaire and on the other track is a single bee.
djhash
#26 hah! Mine’s a ball of flubber.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#17 It dosn't say what other types of cells it also kills
SgtDefaultGN
Quesadildos
#1 All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you were raised catholic
LateNightBunnyParty
#50 Mine dropped a live cricket at my feet when I got out of the shower yesterday. That's not as sweet as a flower but he tried his best.
sentientbunnysuit1
#14 this is extreme. She should trade EACH billionare for one bee.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#51 it should really say three young men. There's more than 4 people in the pic, but only 3 people are doing the spoon thing
mksu
#8 That's funny. I wouldn't even notice.
valen00
I would, you need a lot of men around to make stupid choices that can really drive a plot along.
OmnibusLatinName
Bard: You guys go on ahead. I'm going to do some investigating here.
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW #50
Animorphs
#6 fun fact the blue whale is the biggest animal *ever*.
spittytrinkles
Biggest animal Yet.
Obesity rates continue to rise globally.
Various Yo Mama Jokes
If USFDA could just inject cattle with High Fructose Corn Syrup, they would.
spittytrinkles
NGL, I was going for the First letter of
Every line spells something. But I messed up.
CallThisAUsername
Bovic.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Are you a medieval executioner? Cause you are torturing me with that fact! :P
Animorphs
CodyBurkett
#52
3Davideo
#17 I mean a handgun can also kill cancer cells in a petri dish. How well does this "Curse of Ra" do with *selectively* killing cancer cells while leaving benign cells alive?
Yakeshinu
This. There's a huge difference between in vitro and in vivo, as well.
DraxxorT
Pretty well, actually. And it only targets one kind of cancer. https://youtu.be/rju1Zh1SjR0
AchillesHeeler
Always upvote XKCD
StarscreamAndHutch
#18
spittytrinkles
And where does a Silly Goose turn themselves in?
That's right! The Square Hole!
bikergeek6249
#28, like the term "that sucks", which has made its way into general conversation, but those of us who are older remember that it was originally short for "that sucks cock", and it wasn't considered suitable for polite conversation. (at least, not when I was in high school in the early '80s)
OmnibusLatinName
Yeah. I had to evolve my own language to keep the sentiment relevant: that blows goats. This too will pass.
sakm
#43 It says the image is AI right in the post
kthnxbye22
Sent a friend a nice imgur re. Sebastopol geese and she chided me for passing on ai images...
NZSheeps
It does happen, though (but yeah, that picture is AI) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynandromorphism
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
I’m just sad that someone bothered to tell the newspaper about it but couldn’t snap a photo. What’s the point of having a camera in every pocket if you can’t get a photo of a bigender crab when you see one?
DragonThunderUndertaking
This is why I stopped interacting with facebook, all the old science and tech groups are now shoveling constant 'new species' and like actual shorts of clearly ai generated sea monsters and shit. I'm a fan of science fiction too but I don't want it presented... you know what it doesn't matter it's too late to even complain about it already apparently.
khora
Though don't trust AI labels as they tend to be AI generated.
DragonThunderUndertaking
Well... fuck.
drhorseturd
God damn it man I can't keep up and maybe yeah thats the point but im tired of this shit
SavageDrums
Do not trust anything on the internet without reading the citation. Disregard anything without a citation out of hand.
martineb72
#32 blood pudding isn't too bad, at least compared to the rest of Europe. The real problem is the amount of heavy metals in blood.
blknflp
Nestle?
vaiperu
Also Romanian tripe soup is either the meal of the gods, if prepared properly or the most disgusting thing you ate in a long time. There js no middle ground.
sakm
#35 AI cannot surpass the inventiveness of a single human brain on some mild medications
andyjp
I've seen AI do pretty good body horror
Ajediday
Even without medications, I had a dream that I was in a courtroom watching someone testify about teaching ducks illegal math in the park, made a sticker out of it :P
azazyel
I mean something real that happened, Dolly Parton was in a musical about Taco Bell. Mexican Pizza: The Musical
NZSheeps
But I want to see the Home Depot sci fi!
SpicyTrashManda
I have no idea what that musical would be about, but there’s gotta be at least one bucket-drumming number, right?
NZSheeps
Like Stomp? And Fiddler on the Roofing Tiles/
snarkybitch
Paint your Wagon but in space lol
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#40 ...it isn't? Wait... aversion to mirrors, can't set foot in a church, strangely youthful, a stake through the heart will kill me, need to avoid the sun...
Damn it.
RtheWitch
ohhh, does that make me a vampire witch? COOL!
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Yes!