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TheseusGames
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Bunnies007
Wuthering Bites
JoeMangoJello
War and Peas
WarrenPeacce
Hey now
dieselpunk
To Grill a Mockingbird
HarperLee
That was going to be mine
infrazab
Tee hee
fudgycurmudgeon
Prune, The Dough Also Rises, The Red Badge of Cabbage, East of Eatin’, Of Rice and Men
BobberAnne
You deserve more points. These are all great!
fudgycurmudgeon
Alice in Wonder Bread 😉
thelonepunman
No Country Ham For Old Men
thelonepunman
Because of the salt content
detectivepopcornmmmmm
For Whom the Bell Pepper Tolls
JustAGeek16
Jurassic Pork
AlmightyThor117
Pretty sure I’ve seen a porno named this
kmikl
HEy... hey hey hey... this is a family site.
battleofhastings1066
The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwich
vincentleeprice
Omg I haven't had one in 15 years and now I need one.
keyblader1985
Lord of the Fries
litelbrown
This implies I'm eating a lord
Thedewk
This is the name of a fast food franchise in Australia. Not sure if it originated here though.
apollo1983
Catcher in the Rye Toast
apollo1983
Where the Red Onion Grows
apollo1983
A light beer in the attic
apollo1983
One hundred years of soul food
apollo1983
Starfruit Troopers
PineappleLoopsBroether
Beelzegrub
SlayerOfGoat
What's wrong with flies?
Unclescam
They lack nutritional value.
gabicraina
Renfield, is that you?
Zoenatrios
Cheese Wheel of Time!
quelin
The Cheese Wheel of Time turns, and Charcuterie come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the charcuterie that gave it birth comes again.
FangerPappet
Game of Scones
KipperFillets
Plus one, because you pronounced it the right way
ZomBob13
I didn't even know there was a wrong way
KipperFillets
Scone that rhymes with stone, or the wrong way where scone rhymes with Tron. It's not even a regional thing any more.
ZomBob13
I've never heard that pronunciation
paynoattentiontousernames
The Catcher in the Rye Bread
Da3n
Children of the Corn
getmeoutofthecity
Children Served with Corn?
trigonman3
It's a cookbook!
TI99Kitty
Children of the Corndog
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
To Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Guess it should be For Whom. Oops
ApolloRaven
RespiratoryRandy
The Handmaidens Kale
jobobtwc
Damn, she's already oppressed and miserable and now you gotta inflict kale upon her as well? Harsh!
Muunk
The Girl With the Dragon Fondue
dieselpunk
Fantastic Beasts and How to Grill Them
Damicske
"Fantastic Breasts and How to Grill Them" made it a little bit better ;)
RooGryphon
That's just how you title a cookbook for men
likeabowser
Fantastic FEASTS and how to find them
novagalaxias
Better. Yes... Better
DeathtrapGarage
Preset to fahrenheit 451.
plastikb0y
MF you beat me to it.
DukeDarkwood
OK, that was clever. I like this one.
larslikeslaughs
😂😂
Elnauriel
Just don't use any parchment paper on your baking sheet. =p
Athanar
Parchment paper is fine. Wax paper makes fire.
Elnauriel
Parchment paper will ignite at high enough oven temperatures. But wax paper will ignite much sooner at lower temperatures.
Athanar
True, but at typical oven temps, you're fine with parchment paper. Just don't pull a Marie Callendar pie.
billstranger
My parchies are good to 425, so says the label. I routinely use them at 450-500, but always keep a close watch. Worst they ever do is the corners turn black. Never a (visible) flame or smoke. Wouldn't recommend it if you're not vigilant. Normally i use parchment paper to transfer pizzas from a cutting board to a stone because i don't have a peel, and suck with them anyway. After about 45 seconds in the oven you can yank the parchement out as the dough has cooked enough to release from it.
TiredBanana
American Pie
DrasticBastard
Don’t eat that pie
TiredBanana
Tasty pie with added protein. Creamy and fortifying.
jrblast
That was low hanging fruit, but I guess you just figured "fuck it"
TiredBanana
And yes. I thought "fuck it". Lame jokes nourish me.
TiredBanana
Not really low hanging fruit since i actually just did it wrong. It was just a stupid joke and to be honest i wasn't expecting people would like it. I was sure it would get downvotes
jobobtwc
Moby Dick
GrosseChung
Moby’s dick
baraseth
LespritDeLescalier22
Holy fuck. You win
VorpalKiss
a whale of a time
wantednokes
Wait that's not-- oh
PantsAreForTheWeek
Moby Spotted Dick?
Jimmah1
Doesn't have to be spotted. Probably should get that checked though.
brownribbon
No, he was right the first time.
kmikl
Moby. Dick.
TheOvy
For those who don't get the reference: https://www.mobyskabob.com/
PervertedTango
The wheel of cheese
SwedenAndersson
You win
SlickWithaLimerick
More like Kobe Dick
asq786
That's what winning the internet looks like 👍
ActualTttony
Greatest answer ever
forsteri80
AlonzoMoselyFBI
Moby’s Dick?
Totallynotarealbear
OPs moms favorite book! (i kid!)
lovingspace
Moby's Dick
PrudentJourneyman
jnmjnmjnm
Hitchhiker’s Michelin Guide to the Galaxy
tasteslikechaos
Restaurant at the end of the universe
JeanLucguizamos
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way
dc118
Excellent!
bitemark
Party on dudes!
replop
Besides the view and location, how is rated the Restaurrant at the end of the universe ?
Bunnies007
You could have even used the title as it was. In the UK, Galaxy is a brand of chocolate.
jnmjnmjnm
I have seen that in other places too!
MrFancyPanzer
A brief history of thyme
Harvgreensburg
Good one!
Onestepcloser5
I was going for A Beef History of Thyme but I was too late
BottleOpener1
50 Shades of Gravy
FenrirSonOfLoki
I was gonna say 50 Shades of Grey Poupon
Jinxer13
A rule is a rule, you think of something, you scroll down, if someone has already typed it , you upvote.
BibbityBabbityBoobity
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Sausage
DontTellMeWhatToDoBawbags
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone Baked Pizza
CooCooCaChew
Harry potter and the Poutine of Azkaban
satanslittleposter
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cutlets
RetrogradeLlama
I'll lean to that other Tolkien classic, "The Halibut"
MythIncarnate
Implying Hobbits aren't edible? So juicy and sweet, give it to me raw and wiggling.
notmyactualusername
And the Grillmarillion
TheCarolingian
Animal Farm.
ZomBob13
Animal Parm
escapemom
Animal farm to table
Bunnies007
Grape Expectations
abraxasfury
James and the giant peach
Jackpot7777777
That one came already edible! I'll go with Chicken Soup with Rice: A Book Of Months by Maurice Sendak ('Where The Wild Things Are' author).
sleestacks
Salticido
The Grapes of Wrath
MickHucknallspinkpancakes
Chow mein kampf
deranged1977
This wins, well done
FizzleBurger
The thing that makes me love this joke about mein kampf is that the writer would fuckin' hate it
Nathanyel
I hope that at some point during the war, an underground gazette went with the headline "Kein Mampf" (no chow)
lonosham