Aldi's be like

Aug 15, 2022 11:52 AM

mocosoft

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Ganz normale Geschwindigkeit nichts ungewöhnliches

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Denmark the end of the checkout is large, and split in two, so you can pack your groceries while they service the next customer.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really don’t get why this isn’t normal other places.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's because you're expected to load it back in your basket or trolley and then do bag packing on the bench at the back.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Germans on murican check outs: "Don't touch my stuff. I don't need your help. I'm an adult. Go away."

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Plus I am faster than you anyway. See how I planned out my items on the belt?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Typically, if I go to any of the four Wal*Marts in my area, I will have to wait half an hour to check out.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can't keep up with the cashier you are weak, your bloodline is weak and you won't survive the winter.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

They have to have a certain amount of items scanned per minute to keep their jobs. And since those numbers are set by corpos who clearly

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haven't worked in a store for a day in their life, those numbers are unrealistic. As usual.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only thing that entertained me working at Kroger was upping my average scanned items per minute. Think I usually was at 56 per minute

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Self checkout ftw still

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aldi and lidl don't want u to bag it at the till since its slows down the process. Just drop it into the trolley and bag it after u pay.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

yeah but the cunts still want you to throw your stuff like a madman. and now covid plexi barriers force you to lean in and reach from a mile

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

My aldi has a spare cart by the register, you unload on the belt and they load the spare with your food, swap when you get to the register

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

being forced to use self serve, and I WISH I could go this fast. Slow checking, no room for items is as infuriating as doing it myself.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, here do this task that really needs space but we'll give you none.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FATALITY!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aldi cashiers get timed on how long it takes them to ring - and their raises/bonuses depend on it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the person behind you is all like

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate people complaining about Aldi, you know what you’re getting, be prepared

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never be mad on the cashier. It's their manager that treats both the employee and the customer that shitty way. They have to do this.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a European, what do you mean Aldi? That's every supermarket ever. Auchan used to put stuff in bags for you a while ago, but not anymore

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to toss it all back into your shopping cart and take it over to the packing shelf.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That sounds so much more pointlessly complicated than it needs to be.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You can also just pack at your car - also allows for more fitting / controlled packing, than at the till

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or wait until you get home, then you can pack it in the most efficient way for immediate unpacking.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a rather common sight in my neck of Germany that people pack their groceries at the car from the trolley into bags.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's faster than having to wait for some old biddy taking forever to perfectly pack her stuff. Pack it somewhere else!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I pack into bags as they scan. By the time they're done I'm done, pay and leave. Why waste an opportunity to pack while waiting?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you think that is complicated, then I'm not sure how you're going to get through life.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Welcome to grocery shopping in Germany. That is the norm here.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works at an Aldi, I can confirm that this is how fast we can go. We take no prisoners and show no mercy xD

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fastest produce scanner this side of the Mississippi

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Even for left-handed cashiers?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they manage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They even pulled off the reverse arc mcsideswipe after their failed grind pass. Sick skills.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aldi's what?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just put it back in the cart and gtfo the way for the next person.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

that seems like a waste considering, you are then handling things a lot more. More chance for things like bread to get smashed, etc.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can you really not take care of bread. Do you need your hand holding while packing? Are you an adult?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I repeat. Scan it then put the stuff back in the cart and move out of the way for the next person and pack your shit in your own time.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Etiquette.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You believe it's etiquette, but it's not. It's merely a way for the shops to avoid opening more tills. Less personnel=more profit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile at the Walmart self checkout I gotta wait 2 seconds between each item or it freaks out.

4 years ago | Likes 330 Dislikes 0

Just two?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why didnt this scan?"... scans again.. nothing. 2 sec later, two scans. PLEASE SEE AN ATTENTDANT TO FIX YOUR FUCK UP. *sigh*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You gotta give each item a good thump when you bag it or put it down. The whole thing is like a scale, so either it notices or breaks :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped using those out of spite. I don't work for them.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Tried to pay for a small amount of groceries from a Walmart in America, the self service tills just wouldn't accept my British cards

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pounds are too heavy for American machines.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta flip the switch in the back to convert the machine to 220v

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That checks out

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And god help you if you have booze.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ill honestly just walk out. Ill make sure my payment is input-sure. But Im not going to stand there and wait to be carded. Hire more staff!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Remove the item from......" GOD DAMN IT!

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

I think they stopped doing that, I have not been yelled at to remove item in a long time.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They no longer care about weight which means I'm sure they're theft has gone up. Poor millionaires

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems like it stopped when they made like every register a self checkout. People would never finish otherwise.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just to find out at the end that it won't take cash

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you German or american?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Store assistance is coming in about 20 minutes...

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Only 20? You're lucky.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh I can't blame them too much. Except for a couple of newer employees, every Walmart worker always looks absolutely miserable

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had one machine shit the bed and the people watching the registers were too busy talking to come sort it out. Walmart, man...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Idk how many times those machines flagged me for something I did scan. They're a waste of time.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They took er jerbs!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked at a store with those things in 1995ish. They didn’t seem to be any better than the latest tech in stores today.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They took er jerbs!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use the new ones with the handheld scanner. No scale, you leave everything in your cart

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still have to bag them and I don't need the cashier hovering over me while I do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you not have the option to scan as you fill your cart?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven’t seen that in my Walmart, but I think you can if you use the app.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't trust it to work either.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the store.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they did that without laser scanners in the 80s! memorized the bar code or price of every item! I rarely remember them looking something up

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Aug 18, 2022 2:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It wasn't just your local ones. Aldi didn't switch to barcode scanners until they were faster than entering numbers by hand.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was well into the 90s - they just hired (and paid for) experienced staff who could read price labels and type 'em in at super-speed

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there is a funny story about the many different kinds of bread and a machine that can detect cancer cells. link in next comment

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom and aunt still remember the numbers for fruits/veggies & often tell the cashiers so they don't have to look them up.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shop i used to work at received a bunch of damaged coke cans (barcode was printed blurry). it's 9 300 675 001 410

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd type the codes for like all the stuff you had on the belt, and then wait for you to pack up in haste

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good training for office data entry jobs, also I was in a pub quiz where I had to match magazine prices to the titles, aced it got all 30.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet those stores didn't have the breadth of items that most walmarts do these days. I doubt you could casually staff registers with people

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who can keep track of everything from the three dozen different brand handclothes, down to that specific fly lure in sporting.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that's true. Back then Aldi only had their own brands. The cashiers were paid relatively well, and were the fastest checkout around.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aldi kept the system for so long because it really was almost as fast as a good barcode scanner system.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Memorized barcode before they had laser scanner? What? What do you think the barcode is for?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

the codes were printed on packages long before every store had scanners! so they typed the number the code represents.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the barcode numbers are like 12 digits

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, don't be silly. All products had a 3 digit code, and the cashiers knew them by heart. Barcode scanning isn't really that much faster.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The look up codes, they still had numbers attached to prices, they just had to be hand entered.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They still do atleast in Finland. If the bars are scewed for whatever reason, they still can type the numbers to get he correct price.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol he's saying the barcode wasn't there because it's designed to be scanned

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back in the old days we had to draw on the bar codes by hamd

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the string of numbers of code was there

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get that, it's just pointless pedantry since the comment made it clear they meant the code itself, not the bars.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once jokingly said: come on, you can go faster! And I unleashed a tornado of groceries upon myself

4 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 2

Should try that and maybe like Employee if the Month movie, he’d go so fast he’s miss ringing some of them up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sowed the wind, so you shall harvest the whirlwind.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Those who pray for rain at the deserts edge will bring forth the deluge.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember that 35 years ago as a cashier we had to be fast. There was training. Now they're like stoners who don't understand barcodes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This one isn't even recordbreaking, I did it faster and I didn't work in Aldi, nor in Germany, and thankfully not US either.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Aldi, Acme, A&P (which I'm perry sure is closed now but still)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Heh, classic!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Never mess with the people who do something 8 hours a day 5 days a week (or more).

4 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 1

68 hours a week for 5 years working on a manufacturing sewing line; my forearms to shoulders are rock hard and I can't feel my fingertips.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lucky ones, from my experience with Lidl, get 8 hour shifts. 10 or 11 is more common.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 and they're legally required to give you a second 30 minute break.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11h45 it is then.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I did have a shift like that once, yes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30 years ago I worked as a cashier at a local chain. They gave bonuses for our checkout speed. Items scanned per minute. I won twice.

4 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Now they punish those who are not fast

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What did you win?

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Twice.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A freshly sharpened pencil. 2nd place got one that wasn't sharpened

4 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Stab second place, two pencils!

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

10 cents off a brand new $4000 tv, non stackable

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Carpal tunnel

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

$50 bonus both times

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

More work

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More work! Thats how the reward good work at my workplace...

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This was 30 years ago and only a local chain. They still treated people like mostly human.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're a German supermarket. In Germany, you take your stuff off checkout, back into trolley, then there's a row of tables near the >

4 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 0

It's always a race between me and the cashier, and I always lose.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In Denmark only Aldi has zero space for groceries. Lidl are like the rest of our stores. Don't understand why aldi works like that xD

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always pack when it’s scanned. The cashiers follow my speed

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I prefer when the groceries just go into a compartment with a separator, then you can bag your stuff while the next customer's being served.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

they got rid of this system because stealing was easier and people kept being too slow… I think it was way better though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're standard in large parts of Europe.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

disappeard in Germany within a few years- I hate the new ones- but I don‘t know of a single place that still has the big ones

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have some bags that sit open across the trolley. You load into them at speed then lift them out, I can beat the ALDI cashier easily.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Winco Foods has those here in the US

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I've literally never seen it any other way in Switzerland

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

checkout area where people then properly pack their bags.

4 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

I love this. German efficiency

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, so known as Aldi

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Yes but also all other supermarkets in Germany. DIscount ones and normal ones.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Denmark then end of the checkout is large, and split in two, so you can pack your groceries while they service the next customer.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seen this in Rema1000, it’s simple and effective.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how you are meant to pack in Aldis, Lidls and Iceland in the UK... but most people havnt caught onto that method ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Aldi in the US does this, only one table but it's long enough for a lot of customers at once

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the same in the US. They put your stuff into the cart of the previous customer, then your cart is used for the next after you etc.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This was also for Lidl in Finland, but we didn't like it, so they changed it to a more conventional line.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's this? I've never seen this in California and I'm jealous.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All over chicagoland. There's no "output belt" after the checker, they just pull up the previous cart right next to them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are in California.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but depending on where you live, these tables are full of obnoxious, loud kids. And old flyers. And garbage.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And if you are in a aldi north, they have tiled the whole interior, to make it kaercher washable. Feels like a vets surgery room

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a Lidl’r?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just go to the car directly and bring your shopping car back after that. Yeah you have to bring them back.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what I do. But doesn't chage the fact that I have to throw my groceries in the cart like mad to keep up with the cashier.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Better than standing 20 minutes in a line with 2 people ahead of you because they have to small talk and bag everything individually, ½

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get gud

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh, at my Aldi's the cashier puts the groceries in a cart for you. It's the previous customer's empty cart. Yours is then used next.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0