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Shadow clones
Aug 16, 2018 5:00 PM
ElHipo23
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WhatDidITellYouWhyYouNoListen
He's gonna think her brother knows kage bunshin no jutsu.
Segesta
So we’re just assuming that four pregnancies means four different fathers? What?
WherePoetryComesToDie
...What? No. Where are you getting that assumption?
bridogz
Kagebunshin no jutsu!
slaydrian
he gon be seeing quadruplets
JediMasterPickledBadger
Where day at doe
MoveAsideMidoYouLittleShit
My mom is one of 9 kids. She’s the only girl. My poor father..
Colenelshitpostermcgee
Shed be plenty badass on her own, ex of mine knocked a dude out in a bar in front of me and at a later date beat the shit out of a mugger
ohnoyoudid
Interesting genes.
StatutoryVape
Know why the parents aren’t in that picture? They killed themselves.
seechickens
Confusing-ass beating or confusing ass-beating though
T1mgur
https://xkcd.com/37/
greenarmadilloette
Yes
FalcorTheUrinator
Confusing-ass ass-beating
KatyCox
Crossman22
They all look the same (sorry they do)
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
How fucking short is the difference between these kids?!?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I think that means she's technically a witch now.
HomicidalDirtMuppet
Oh boy we had twins boys, let's try for girl! Uh oh twin boys again! Well third times a charm!... Shit... 4th times a... Ok there we go!
Okayokayokok
He gone catch, lol black people.
mushu6
I guys someone was getting their rocks off
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
GOOD LUCK
Colenelshitpostermcgee
That little girl is gonna grow up with six brothers, she'll be able to deal out ass woopings of her own for sure
pfsar
Anybody who messes with that girl will be seeing double.
OfMiceAndMeh
That's good.
Cheetoman
Shadow clone Jutsu type shit
lolomontana
I know a twin who ended up having two sets of twins.
helloassholes
Twist: None of the dads are anywhere to be found.
PlantainSuperNova
Imgur - "racist jokes are hilarious!". Also imgur - *someones make a joke about white people* "That's racist! minorities are all racists!"
helloassholes
/a/JOmzCiN
brenhamwagner
That poor woman’s vagina.
railgap
Worked with a guy who had five kids. Tried for years, no results, so she took fertility drugs. Boom, twins, girls. Wanted a boy. Tried for /
railgap
a few more years, no results, went on fertility drugs again, boom, triplets. All girls. He got a vasectomy and she got her tubes tied. Done.
LompHoofd
that drug's name? Albert Einstein
Irreal
But then she got quadruplets, all girls again.
KingKrown
"It's a uterus not a clown car!"
EnricoPallazzo
etcnotect
*slaps uterus* this thing can fit so many babies in it
ElHipo23
God damn that's hilarious!
ThelmaTidwell
I’m laughing g like a fool right now!
Midgarmerc
to be fair they were just trying for 4 kids and accidentally got 7
FungusForge
I think they were really after getting a daughter.
Cleverbear12
After you have twins twice, your next one is only trying for 4 kids if you're really bad at the maths
allthelindasfromhr
I have some friends who adopted twins because they couldn’t get pregnant and then immediately got pregnant with twins. Poor bastard.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
There's gotta be some fucking science to this and I want it!
allthelindasfromhr
There’s a lot of thought that stressing about trying to get pregnant makes getting pregnant more difficult. Thus, when you stop stressing...
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I mean how they ended up getting twins
SuperSonicStyle
Where the fuck these shadow clones come from
WaffleCopters
THATS RACIST
5omeWhiteGuy
Anyone that thinks this is racist because they are "shadow" clones if fucking retarded.
ice72
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KiwiGameDev
Tanner20000
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DontTazeMeBrah
https://imgur.com/ZY4pX9U
Mekeji
According to hentai yes, yes he has.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
The fuck did he do? I'll be right back....
Maxgaap
Their dad's pullout jutsu was weak
TheCattyDee
IVF
Thoraxe123
If I had that many identical siblings id totally play that to my advantage. I would fuck with so many people
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodNetworkMan
XaviersSnakeArm
Kys
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodNetworkMan
No u
timetimetimeago
SugarTitillates
People downvoting a joke because they think a meme is being taken literally. Funny.
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodNetworkMan
Jesus Christ guys. I was being sarcastic...
Aurourus
Congratulations! You didn't get the joke.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
It's an actual tactic in history. It's performed by more ninja dressed exactly the same appearing in an area to confuse opponents.
JackOnTheMap
BRAZZERS
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I applaud your courage
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
The fuck is wrong with you
sweetzombiejezus
I think I still have some innocence left because I dont even know what the fuck that means...
JackOnTheMap
Someone has never been on the internet
mathlovingkitten
I want to know if she was a twin too but consumed her twin the womb. My sister's daughter went that route.
Cucumberclouds
There's a theory this is why we have left handed ppl. They consumed their right handed counterparts in the womb. Emerging the lone victor.
ZOMGNO
Hahahaha, thats a funny one! There was a scientific study done which came to the conclusion that left-handed was a form of brain damage...
Cucumberclouds
Ouch!
ZOMGNO
Unfortunately, the link for that is too big. Google won't let me shorten it. "Left handed brain damage" is what I googled to fins the study
Colenelshitpostermcgee
wait, for real? I'm left handed and also have a couple learning difficulties...
ZOMGNO
It is interesting, the studies on it. Does left-handedness in the right hand world stifle, or is there something there before birth?
ZOMGNO
Science genuinely doesn't know... so its all correlations and there is no actual answer. But the theories are fun!
callmethelizardqueen
We that's a dumb theory.
Cucumberclouds
It is very silly isn't it? For the record I don't believe it. But it was once a theory about why we have lefties.
callmethelizardqueen
It couldn't be hereditary at all? That was rhetorical btw. My son is a lefty, so was his dad & my dad. Its hard to know who's a lefty tho
callmethelizardqueen
because so many were forced right at a young age.
Cucumberclouds
To some degree yes. But it doesn't explain everything- so it's still a bit of a mystery. Kind of neat. I'm a lefty. My youngest is too.
fantanaranja
How do you survive more that 1 pair of twins? Would like to see some sauce to find a pic of parents
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Secks0
Have you seen octomom?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
No but I've seen sharknado, wait, you're talking about something else aren't you...
Essseff
Dude couldnt pull out of his driveway
nateglen350
Wonder if mom has 8 tits
Warlockish
Google "Feodor Vassilyev."
Pahaqrki
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-prolific-mother-ever For The lazy.
Strongharbour432
Same way great aunty got through 19 individual births
lunarulerofevil
She must've been having kids back to back. Dude. That's like 15 years of your life dedicated to having kids.
Strongharbour432
Started early, all single births. It was one hell of a family in a 1floor, 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom house
lunarulerofevil
Lots of bunk beds in one room i bet lol. Jesus. I'm sure it's just what was expected of her back then though. Have a butt load of kids.
Strongharbour432
Just three bedrooms and three beds, one for the parents, one for the boys, and one for the girls. And yeah that side of the family is large
kedtheduck
I have coworkers that has multiple sets of twins each generation. Literally all of their family on their mom's has twins
Kodaxmax
it happens, its hard and rare but happens
Pahaqrki
The world record for most children by one mother is 69. 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.
Pahaqrki
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-prolific-mother-ever
GunLovingTreeHugger
I have a pair. My mom and her 3rd husband have a pair. All 4 together is hell. Cant imagine 6.
shotgunsweetie23
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
RealEnglish
What does “sauce” refer to? I see this word all the time on Reddit or here and even in context I can’t place it. “Proof”? “Original post”?
FiggyB36
Source
RealEnglish
Thanks
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
They all look so close in age too. The parents must have been driven insane by lack of sleep.
trollprozac
Elastic vagina
HomelessJesus
Just heard of a couple that had two sets of twins, THEN septuplets
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
Had a family friend who couldn't conceive; adopted 2 boys. Few years later, had twins. Few years later, had twins again. Few years... 1/?
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
..later had one more. 7 kids in total
NotInItForTheUPVOTES
Hotdog in a hallway
ShatteredF1re
Money
Nointankwah
Clown car vagina
Stinkoman
Sounds like an ICP tribute band
GrateLordCheesus
Itriedwheresthebridge
Well that's now in my head...
AndrReich
Yep...same here.
ViralLola
Most twins are born via c section
OhPucy
Doc probably installed a zipper after the second pair
DangerousNoodle
My twin and I weren't! We were also premature and had to be delivered early because I was choking my brother with my umbilical cord!
ViralLola
You are a dangerous noodle indeed
n1c3cleantoilet
Starting young i see
scroobiusgav
Seems fair that a troublesome duo would slip out before they were ripe.
deadmessanger
Gives DangerousNoodle a whole new meaning.
TerriMessy
A hell of a lot of support. Can barely keep up with my own two kids that were born 5y apart.
Sandyundertones
Have you tried drinking? I heard that helps
Princessbubblecum
Terri, you’re just a mess, come on now
Meqad
I can only barely keep up too, and I don't even have kids
thecloudhopper
Had one, I'm done!
TerriMessy
Totally valid option. My first was desperate for a little sibling and we always wanted two. Our lives would be way easier with 1 tho!
mikeytv
Any big tips? I have a 6 year old and wifey is preggo with number 2 due in Feb
DocG80
Yea, find a good scotch and some edibles and just trust your gut
JerkStoreCalling
2 tips: when your 6 year old comes to visit in the hospital, have the baby lying in the bassinet instead of your wife holding it 1/3
Magster2004
Take the baby and let her sleep. Seriously. I was exhausted the entire time.
ThelmaTidwell
Yes! Or just take the baby and let Mom go somewhere alone. I would get so stir crazy on maternity leave! I wanted to take the longest, >>
ThelmaTidwell
Hottest shower ever, sleep for days, or just wander mindlessly around a store for hours. Without panicked calls from Dad or waking up to>>
JerkStoreCalling
And give a gift “from the baby” so the relationship starts off on the right foot. 3/3
JustyHid
Move out
JerkStoreCalling
so he doesn’t right away get the impression that he’s being replaced. And have mom give him some attention before introducing the baby. 2/3
TerriMessy
Lots of support from friends and family, hopefully your 6yo will be as helpful as my eldest and want to get involved. It's a good gap, you
TerriMessy
Won't have toddler levels of jealousy. Our biggest struggle is the 5yo later bedtime compared to baby. Hardly any personal time. Tough it
TerriMessy
Out, support each other, be patient. It will get easier. One day you'll wake up and they'll both be playing downstairs together. Congrats!
ThelmaTidwell
Our kids are all 4 years apart. We REALLY talked up what an awesome older sibling they’d be, helped them get the room ready & pick out>>
ThelmaTidwell
Decorations, toys, etc. Make sure 6yo doesn’t start feeling left out or like they’re old news. Even after baby is born, occasionally spend>>
ThelmaTidwell
Some time with your oldest, no baby. They worry you’ll love baby more because they’re new & cute. Be ready for some meltdowns. It’s normal>>
Growlingbunny
At least you can tell them apart?
TerriMessy
For sure, still mix up their names, and the dog's.
derock789
My parents used to paint one of their toenails to tell em apart. They used to use clothes but they liked to switch beds when they were 1/2
onlyalurker
that is actually brilliant ...
derock789
Toddlers so one day they're in the right bed and the next morning one gets dressed in the wrong color. 2/2
Ryebread91
How do you know they didn’t switch toenails?
Magster2004
Two kids 22 months apart and I’m dying over here.
TrepidJaguar
You can just say almost two years... or even just two years, fuck it, we round up in these parts. You month people are out of control. ^-^
Cucumberclouds
You are not alone!
TerriMessy
Totsmacgee
My first 2 boys are 5 years apart. My middle boy and my daughter 2 years apart. It was difficult as hell with the last 2 because they were 1
Totsmacgee
2 so close in age. It got a lot easier when my son started school and I only had my daughter.
TerriMessy
My eldest is super helpful. Recently it's been the difference in bed times and lack of personal time that's a killer (youngest isn't yet 1).