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Dec 19, 2025 8:48 PM
ChocolatePoopy
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OldBikerDude
To be fair, that was always tRumpy.
NepLeet
Trump is the kind of old that needs to shit himself and fucking die already.
RenaissanceFaireMan
"Of course, Biden shit your diapers. We'll get you cleaned up and hold a presser so everyone knows what really happened" - Karoline Leavitt
StephenDaniels
Biden had the bad luck of having a serious stuttering attack happen at a terrible time.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Biden had competent advisors... and drivers.
philmoregraves
Biden is the kinda old where u dont have to use 2 cognitive tests and tell anyone there might be a problem that needs to be addressed. Trump is the kinda old where he has been in outpatient care for over a decade but somehow he just keeps escaping, and far too many are letting him just wear himself out since he hasn't physically set anything on fire yet. But they only focus on the physical aspect rn.
TheRallyStache
Man, idk...there were dozens of videos of Biden being creepy around kids too. Let's not do this whole whitewashing thing and putting someone on a pedestal, or else we're literally no better than the MAGA cult.
Dannoboyo
I wouldn't be whitewashing if I said I would trust him around children. I thought he was a good President, I never thought he was a god, any more than I think you are an expert about Biden.
ep915
Are we sure we'd want either one around the children? Nobody remembers when Jon Stewart used to shit on Biden for being too touchy feely with kids?
https://youtu.be/DAUOurZIVfI?si=qBW4arilqe8cP">1">https://youtu.be/DAUOurZIVfI?si=qBW4arilqe8cPZ_1
https://youtu.be/B_5QV8B6lRE?si=OdhYZvTzdVN8KPNS
Dannoboyo
Biden Didn't have to drive to have a good idea where we needed to go. He wanted a second term because he wanted his staff to fulfill all of the promises he made, and he wasn't finished. Trump is the kind of old where he still has all of his dysfunctional behaviors, but has lost all of his filters.
gronzilla
That kind of old doesn't exist. It's criminals and/or creeps
Dannoboyo
The older you get, the more yourself you become. There is no hiding or controlling the impulses.
gronzilla
Still, not a property of being old, then
SJBSavageInk
To be fair, you never should have let him near the Grand children at any age. He couldn't even be trusted with his own daughter.
Fanner50
When’s the last time Donnie drove?
Golf carts don’t count.
kurvarVillain
He made truck noises while in a fire truck. He can't drive.
Bundalicious
POTUS not allowed to drive. Needs SS drivers.
WhatTheFrench
The Secret Service has not allowed current or former presidents to drive themselves in vehicles in public since the JFK assassination.
Fanner50
But even before that, he was proudly chauffeured around NYC.
albakSPrince
We knew trump needed to be kept from children 2 decades ago. And we included 15 year olds in that decision.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Or fire
redsmerf
Rosferatu
Clayman8
I wouldnt let him near my kids if he was young...
And i dont even have kids.
badgateway502
Trump's age has nothing to do with why you don't let your children near him
justgivemeadamnusername
Agreed but age can amplify existing thoughts and feeling. What very very small filter existed is gone
BooRidley
I frequently ask my mother (a trump supporter) if she would be comfortable with her granddaughter alone in the same room with him. The silence is stunning.
TheMightyMollusk
Trump's everything is why you don't let children near him.
ImGettinSatisfied
Yes! This!
vericon151
As I’ve told trump lovers in the past, I wouldn’t want to have a beer with him, I would not have him manage any part of a business and I wouldn’t let him even manage my kids tball team. He’s fucking worthless and immoral.
khora
He doesn’t drink alcohol.
SirDucken
He isn't fit to be a hall monitor let alone president
tinybartender
He proves time and time again he's not fit to be a person.
Jarjarthejedi
Oh yeah, Biden was totally too old to be rational and coherent. That's why he was able to give speeches regularly that were perfectly understandable...and why the "Biden old!" crowd was caught faking evidence constantly...and why even now, after chemo, he's still out and about being a normal dude. When are ya'll gonna realize you got played? Are you literally just never gonna admit it because it makes you look bad? Because buddy, looking bad is WAY better than never growing as a person...
ThatuldoPig
Dude. What the hell were you even watching. Biden was mostly hidden for 2yrs of his presidency and when he did come out he was a shell. Did you not watch the debate. The cope is outstanding.
arumunus
My grandma in her 90s was sharp as a whip.
Doesn't mean she didn't add trauma and take years off my life every time she drove.
SuspiciousCactus
No one got played. Biden was too old. His debate with Trump single handedly sunk his reelection. Trump is demented, and evil, and too old, and was evil before he was too old. Biden was still too old. Again, no one got played except for Trump voters who are now as screwed as the rest of us.
ep915
So nobody remembers the 2020 primary? His own party members were making fun of him because he couldn't remember what he just said but of course everyone changed their tune as soon as Bernie won a couple primaries. I mean come on there's numerous videos of him not knowing where to exit the stage. You people are fucking delusional.
https://youtu.be/K-b4ZoTgx9Y?si=wReMyixD3eoKc0kx
alex5775
"Perfectly understandable" is like the bar for a speech. I had pretty much agreed with this sentiment until I watched the first debate. Biden was not well
atoyot
But like, he fell down while riding his bike.
TheMightyMollusk
If they haven't realized it by now, either they never will, or they did but they think it's worth it to piss everyone else off. They may be suffering and dying, but minorities/gays/LGBTQ+/Jews/whoever else they were told to hate is suffering and dying more, so that's still a win to them.
SuperFerret
You don't have to buy into the bullshit to think that both Trump and Biden are too old, along with a significant portion of the rest of the government.
MajorasTerribleFate
Sure, definitely for reasons of needing younger perspectives, people who actually understand the world as it currently is. Having some olds around who can provide insight from long experience and help prevent the mistakes of yesteryear they actually lived through is helpful. Having too many olds doesn't work.
ep915
Ah yes let's not forget Biden's experience of prostituting himself to the donors.
https://youtu.be/BZt0d6DQteI?si=2bcYeFTLc1ARIkAP
creegro
"b-b-but Biden surters!" The same crowd cheers when trump felates a microphone or goes on a 10 minute rant about something like windmills or electric boats OR CATAPULTS
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Jakesonyou
Idk if I’d hop in the backseat if he was driving. I think that’s what they meant. You took some extra leaps.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Depends on how far we're going. To the grocery store in the summer? Probably fine.
freakdiablo
They made fun of Biden for falling off a bike when Stinky *can barely stand*. If I'm even able to get on a bike in my late 70s, I'd call that doing well...
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Literally cannot ride a bike since I was 17 and it suuuucks cause that was my first car, I went *everywhere* on my bike. Props to someone damn near my grandfather's age still riding one, that shit is a *lot* of physical coordination.
JCBalance
The fact that he fell off a bike in his 70s and didn't break everything is a testament to his health.
TheGammaRae
I'm going to be 40 right after new years and I wouldn't get on a bike now if my life depended on it. My spine is the devil's game of Jenga. Biden is doing pretty well all things considered.