I love snakes. They’re just freaking awesome and gorgeous. But I’d nope outta there hella fast and be making some phone calls. Holy hell. That’s, uh, a bit much.
I am very happy I live somewhere with very few snakes, and they cant get very big either... I'd never sleep if I knew that there was a possibility of giant snakes falling on me during the night
When it comes to policy or whatever I'm not a nationalist. I don't give two shits about where I'm born. When it comes to wildlife, dear god I never want to leave the Netherlands. Best place on earth.
They appear to be pets. They're reticulated pythons but one of them is solid black which they refer to as a golden child genetic mutation. While it is possible to occur in nature its unlikely. I would guess someone was irresponsible in securing them and they got into the infrastructure of they house. Golden child mutations are not cheap which would explain hiring a professional to extract them.
Yeah, JJ's right. Scalies are a subset of the furry community, but you don't call them furries. And though snakes with boobs is odd, well, you basically get Nagas and don't complain!
StuckintheVoid
think they interrupted a snake orgy...a snorgy
TankardHoot
BaddyOneShoe
When I say "I'm not afraid of snakes." There is an upper size limit and number of snakes limit to the truthfulness of that statement.
Stoneagedudeman
See. At this point in my life this is just invitation for me to run in screaming with a knife. Because fuck that.
Zanzetuken
Machete may be a better call. Those are some thicc bois.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
"ooh, even if it's a small one, I would hate to see one sn-OH MY FUCKING GOD" - my thought process seeing this
MahadmaGaudi
PineappleLoopsBroether
mcglirkymeow
I love snakes. They’re just freaking awesome and gorgeous. But I’d nope outta there hella fast and be making some phone calls. Holy hell. That’s, uh, a bit much.
StNickCage
Stranger Things deleted scenes are wild.
nowinvisibly
rufisium
How does it get that bad?
rshini
these look like escaped pets
lelindepage
Maybe there were other pests, like mice/rats, and the snake(s) came to help out...?
Thornaxe
I feel like those snakes wouldn’t bother with a mouse. They’d eat adult raccoons or small children.
Albedo12
Miyamotofan
What a beautiful speckled band
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Styxwash
It's a good thing the firemen are there, cause they should burn that house to the ground.
looknglasshrd
I immediately scrolled to the comments to see who else was saying "Nope! burn it down!" (After getting the snakes and everyone to safety but still)
RElGNMAN
Say hello to the nope rope.
Fishy820
This deserves more up votes lol
atrielienz
Goodbye Nope Rope.
tidepool
Nope cable
tidepool
Wifwolf
I am very happy I live somewhere with very few snakes, and they cant get very big either... I'd never sleep if I knew that there was a possibility of giant snakes falling on me during the night
adiving
When it comes to policy or whatever I'm not a nationalist. I don't give two shits about where I'm born. When it comes to wildlife, dear god I never want to leave the Netherlands. Best place on earth.
Wifwolf
Oh I am ok as long as I am in Northern Europe, minimal wildlife, and very little that would invade my walls or ceilings
sirdouglasbuttersworth
I have recurring nightmares of spiders descending from the ceiling towards me and I don't even live somewhere with big spiders
ShadowedCat
I get similar dreams but I get to add in arachnophobia... I have to turn on the lights and do a rather panicky search for anything with 8 legs.
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
FTUG
Unlocked: New Fear
YourFellowMan
At least there weren’t any rodents.
BardieWell
My mom has always killed all the snakes she sees, and now she has a huge rodent problem in the house (lives in the country). I told her it's karma!
CardeasIV
Give it few nights, they might not even be any children
derekjohn
Always a little ray of sunshine, aren't you ?
Bunnies007
Not since the snakes got there.
gotohe11carolina
4etherling
They appear to be pets. They're reticulated pythons but one of them is solid black which they refer to as a golden child genetic mutation. While it is possible to occur in nature its unlikely. I would guess someone was irresponsible in securing them and they got into the infrastructure of they house. Golden child mutations are not cheap which would explain hiring a professional to extract them.
imaginaryPeppers
Jfc.. I guess they don't have a rat problem
IAmTheBadW01f
Not anymore they don't! And they don't have a snake problem until it gets hungry again after that nice meal of rats
klaceo
Sk3tz0
Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope 👏 Nope
SubiBryant
wisher1977
In the end it sounded like someone cocking a shotgun.
redundancy
Lightsmith
I know, screw that.
rachc50142
this comment is gold
sugarsharkshack
This happened to me once, but with ticks. I'm still not over it
Deathbend
3 ticks collapsed your ceiling from their weight? Do tell.
sugarsharkshack
Thankfully no. But there was a tick nest in the attic, we think from birds. The ticks came down the wall from the drop ceiling
Jesseskimo
Ewwww this sounds so creepy, like you could remove those snakes and know they're gone forever... Ticks are small!!!
derekjohn
OK - can anybody identify the species ?
BeckyNosferatu
Pythons, yes. None venomous.
Styxwash
Nøep Røpe
stinkytwinkies
Looks like reticulated pythons. Probably escaped pets.
derekjohn
Thanks.
WillemHellfire
I love snakes. I really do, but, I think, no, I'm CERTAIN I would suffer from an acute bout of the willies.
Jesseskimo
Teehee "the willies"
lostinamapfactory
I would never sleep again
SadsPikkelson
You don't like white noisssssssssse?
Littledirtybirdyfeet
Definitely never use the toilet without checking either
eeps
You're fine. It's not like you hear any strange noises at night, right? Right?
sunakochaniscrazyforbones
BeckyNosferatu
They aren't venomous, thankfully. They're just pythons.
lostinamapfactory
"Just"......ahhhh!!!
BeckyNosferatu
Yeah, they're not gonna kill you if they bite you. They hug you to death!
Conz
Snake orgy ?
BurnieCinders
Sussy.
wadatahmydamie
Boss fight
TitillatingPterodactyl
Snorgy?
WoodORama
And Bess.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
Beat me to it
RoboUnicornFishBalls
Dirty Mike and the gang
Viking365
Soup kitchen. Lol
jackhawkbolt
You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!
Chort26
GenStrike
Where's the sound?
bardman135
Why? Just turn on some snake jazz.
squillis
I'll provide subtitles:
Hiss
Hiss
Hisses
Hisssssssssssss
Hisshisshisshisshisshisshisshiss
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
100% certain a furry was consulted on this animation.
jj999124
*scalie
Teas
Yeah, JJ's right. Scalies are a subset of the furry community, but you don't call them furries. And though snakes with boobs is odd, well, you basically get Nagas and don't complain!
CeterumCenseo
Everyone fucks the snake on their first day. I mean, look at it!