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Sep 7, 2017 7:00 PM
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nanabobana
My 87 year old mom, 2 sisters, and 1 brother are in St. Pete. I'm in Ohio with not a fucking thing I can do but wait for a phone call.
Polarbit
The concept of hurricanes was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
MsCupcake
I just went through it in PR. ☹️☹️
pac376
gckatt
Get the fuck outta here!
LosPer
@op future status...
Poserman
Get in your car, start driving ASAP!
gothchapbr
Im down west palm beach across the intercostal from mar a largo, if your close some places here have been getting gas every couple hours
JasonAbbadon
Just shelter at Mar a Largo. Let's see the shitstorm if they deny you...
gothchapbr
Palm beach island evacuated, they park police cars on the bridges to stop the idiots who want to go surf/ loot the mansions
JasonAbbadon
Hurricane Sacrifice. It's how they justify new cars after the storm. Only the old/crap cars are used. If only they did it with cops too...
unappalled
Hope you're safe!
Sspidermonkey
I'm In West Palm Beach someone hold my beer
signal20
Me too
Bulbmin95
I live there too...going to ride it out in Punta Gorda. Post updates whenever you can! How far are you above sea level?
ARNPTweed
I live in Punta Gorda and we're planning on getting a shit storm too. Be careful.
gtawGeezus
pancreas
@OP GG
ReapTheBarry
Sent this to my friend who's staying in his apartment in downtown Miami. Godspeed Dave, godspeed.....
gtawGeezus
I can't imagine having to go through a hurricane. And I live in tornado country.
kodiak931155
XavierSomething
Sauce?
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
I gotchu fam. That's the Big Bad Bosses music video Angel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjN36OKpuM
XavierSomething
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kodiak931155
I had some for this. But appears to have been misplaced
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
You will need a pair of these
agentmichaelscorn
Flights to Miami I real cheap right now. I might Lieutenant Dan it.
recentlyunearthed
Don't shoot at the storm, you'll only make it madder.
jim71989
It's vision is based on movement
gtmiller
While category 5s do not feel pain or emotions, the do go into an enrage mode when procted below 50 % health.
vidmagnuson
Irma just pawn in game of life.
Subsound
That's only true for alien and/or goose invasions
CanadianFurr
Can confirm about the geese. I'm Canadian. We have to deal with them for half the year.
pastramionrye
Good advice for a FL man
SnickerDONTle
I heard you're also not supposed to make eye contact
guyyourparentswarnedyouabout
Truth here. I threw rocks at a tornado once. Turned into an F5. My bad.
skellington01
Dumb cunt?
rodneywarren
Thank god it wasn't sharks.
Hetuni
Did... Did you hit it?
KaJuN
Handy guide:
Sharundaar
I laughed way too much at this, thanks
InsolventTacos
You could probably convince some Floridians this is real.
indyliberal
You'll all be fine. Florida officially doesn't believe in climate science. Why worry about forecasts?
IHateUsernamez
thugtaters
Turn your fan on, point it at the ocean. Blow that fucker away
moreculturedthanbacteria
Hell yeah I saw the group on Facebook
GiantRobotsRule
Makes you wonder why they don't reverse the currents on all the offshore wind generators & blow the storm away.
moon2A
igniskonig
OP to Irma:
itsprobablysarcastic
Channels are running the most doomsday ish scenario. There are literally thousands of possible paths.
chonkywayner
It was the same for Mathew
pac376
To answer everyone's question about my stupidity for staying behind.... My family has been out of Florida and safe since Monday. 1/2
EnergyFiend
My whole family is in PSL where I grew up. All are staying because they have well built homes. Just worries of property damage.
CoRektiveAction
I am in PSL as well.
AshmoreXII
You from Port St Lucie? I grew up there
willywonka321
As someone who lives in homestead and is also staying be safe please! And thank you if you are emergency service you're a hero
pac376
I am required to stay before, during , and after due to my line of work. I will be safely tucked away in a 911 call center.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Dude it's a hurricane. There is no safe place to be when 150mph winds roll through. At that speed everything is dangerous
governmentgavemeagun
It's probably a hurricane-proof bunker or something. Even in my country we're smart enough to make emergency services disaster-resistant.
pac376
Correct
mathlady
I hope those telephones keep you safe! But for real, be safe!
marleystyle
Ok... then iRetract My former statement and God Bless and will be praying for you from across the gulf in Texas
MedicAJS
You guys are awesome! Those of us on the streets owe you way more credit than you get.
fancysandwiches
I'm a dispatcher too. Take care of yourself. If you need to talk, the emerg dispatch community is here for you. #ivegotyourback911
rumandbass
What happens when you have to call 911
NotHardly
OK... but still, hope they got that center seriously fortified, like a bunker that could take a direct hit.
NuPhi1904
I'm in orlando, hold on tight
yay4me
I'm in Tampa. My evacuation plan is in effect.
Monka42
Hello from UCF in Orlando! .....goodbye UCF!
ShadowReaper462
Soo.. got the drinks all ready then?
sovietunionball
Highway Tampa. Sorry my bf2 knowledge spoke out lol
armedandfriendly
Decent map.
BlueberryQuickjet
I'm supposed to go on a business trip to Tampa next week..time to convince my boss the weather dont give a fuck about nonrefundable tickets
onelovek
I'm in Temple Terrace. Stay safe my neighbor.
mentaldaniel
Well fuck me cause i am evacuating into Tampa since it is further from the center.
moreculturedthanbacteria
I'm in Tampa and had family evacuate to us from Fort Lauderdale
HOLYFUCKINGSHITIJUSTWANTACOOLUSERNAME
Hello from Brandon!
mdzmdz
Bowel?
EnjiNightsHips
Still gonna be ugly here
CowboyScientist
Was just there today: fuel was scarce
KaineZilla
I broke up with my LDR who lives in St. Pete. We didn't work but I'm worried about her cuz she lives right there on the marina there.
spaceystacey
If she's on a marina, she us in mandatory evac zone A
KaineZilla
She texted me by accident and her house is gonna be gone after the hurricane. I'm really worried
spaceystacey
Homes can be repaired and replaced, is she safe?
KaineZilla
I think. She has family in Alabama so that's probably where she is. I gotta let it go. We're done.
BenjaminWest
Pinellas here. Riding out the storm. If it looks like it's not dissipating at all we are heading north.
sbrensbeve
Hernando here. Nothing has been issued yet
cpjay2003
Evacuations are issued for Pinellas - I'm in Polk right on Hillsborough line - riding it out (I think)
paigeagainstthemachine
Same. Hanging around until we absolutely can't.
KOwegs
I'm in the no-evac zone in St. Pete. Got the booze and the lawn chairs at the ready.
Lots43
Pinellas has no gas.
BenjaminWest
Saw plenty of places today on the way home from work still pumping
spaceystacey
Only ones I saw were premium gas
moreculturedthanbacteria
Tampa doesn't either but I heard the the gas is on its way with a police escort but I'm not sure that's local.
Thisisntevenmyfinalf0rm
Have fun on 75 if you're not flying out.
moreculturedthanbacteria
Are you staying?! At this point I can't even find a gas station that has enough gas to get the hell out of here!
puffthemagicdracula
We're in Oviedo (northeast of Orlando) we're riding it out but of course the hurricane just got shifted more inland towards us. Oh well
rubyrubay
Orlando here... leaving for New Port Richey tomorrow. Hopefully slightly less shitty weather there.
puffthemagicdracula
Welllll Irma had shifted west so maybe not the BEST location to go? But it's weakening quite a bit so who knows what'll happen
rubyrubay
Hadn't shifted when I left.
AdamsSmasher
Yep @pac376 Im in port st lucie right now on the coast. Its coming for me... stay safe out there.
DrMcTouchy
ThogGreatThinker
You in Jupiter too? My house is a 5 minute walk from the beach, family evacuated already. Are you on the coast or further inland?
pac376
A little further inland
FluxCAPP
Same dude. We dead
Fuzzgoat
Latest models have it shifting a little further West which really doesn't help you any. Just includes more areas in the catastrophic section
narclomius
I'm in West Palm. It's looking like a fun weekend.
FragileReality
What up, Treasure Coast!! Fort Pierce, St Lucie, Stuart?
phlaux
PSL representin'.
TheSailor
my Mom's in stuart.
chonkywayner
Hell yeah!
Meh0o
Fingers crossed it ruins my cheating exes house.
TedTheMan
Dream big or go home...
Meh0o
Update: a mutual friend said they left their pets behind. A dag and a cat.
TedTheMan
That is sad. Were the animals ok when they got back?
Meh0o
They haven't come back yet so I currently do not know.
TedTheMan
That is terrible.
ericbres1337
Be safe. But - If you feel like getting in your car and heading north 20 hours, my door is open friend. You just would need to be ok w cats.
twattybolloks
Aka my house smells like cats piss
Listeningtokpop
I take it you don't have cats... they don't just stink. That comes from neglect. If you keep them and the litter consistently clean, no prob
FurtiveGlancer
CrimeBrulee
rugmiem
Can i join you guys?
Diddomatic
If they show up I'll buy pizza for you guys to break the ice.
Myjobiskillingmywanderingsoul
It's smiley in Idaho, can I come too?
Muttons1337
Totally unrelated, sorry, but I don't see many people with 1337 in their names. I just thought that was neat.
CareIDoNot
From a forgotten time
DonQuixotic
Long ago
gtmiller
30, they would be stuck on the interstate for some time.
drewmatic305
i am curious as to why they dont make south bound freeways into north bound
magundi
In mandatory evacuation, all lanes will be used to drive north..but it's never worked well..traffic jams and people run out of gas.1/2
magundi
Why not use everything..planes, trains, esp. boats can go up the coast as well as cars to get people out sooner than later?
d0o0o0d
Landfall is projected for 8AM Saturday, they've got time to get out, but not much extra.
SkoomaDealer
Such a good soul
mrwowiezowie
North 20 hours? Knowing the traffic you must live in Orlando.
st0ne56
Leesburg bitches
Wellhereiamagain
That's what I was thinking and I live in Orlando.
KnowerOfNothing
@ericbres1337 lives after this motto:
dreikommavierzehn
@ericbres1337 later that night: https://68.media.tumblr.com/3ffe9331f10e2a8c09e1bbe8852a6663/tumblr_nzvzw72bH81v1g6r4o1_500.gif
ericbres1337
my favorite movie of all time. Modeled my teenage years after it. As a matter of fact, much of the soundtrack is on my iTunes. "In Time" #1
vanillagorila3902
We're In Port Saint lucie. Also staying at home and have room.
Crimpwithyourthumb
I hope he legit takes you up on it. And then you're committed.
alpacasaurusrex
I'm in Kansas. No hurricanes here. Just.. loneliness. Can I come live with your cats?
ChrisThrasher
Bless you sir for opening your doors to those in need.
Batmanfondlesme
Won't your cats get out?
koinuchan
Now this is how you get some booty
puffthemagicdracula
Yeah whoever is evacuating is still stuck in Florida. One friend was on the road for 8.5 hrs headed to GA(3 hours to border from Orlando) 1/
puffthemagicdracula
Still in Florida, another friend evacuating from Sarasota area, been traveling since noon and still hasn't left the state. 2/2
UselessAnon
This sounds like the making of an imgureet and greet
Sicsac04
This is why I come here
WonderCakeIsTasty
I recommend closing the door. Didn't you hear a hurricane was coming.
Sheepyhead
I'd drive that far just to get to the cats
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
If you want to be away from hurricanes period, come on up to Wisconsin
ctennessen
I miss wisconsin
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Wisconsin misses you
RaveThing
Wisco!!!!!
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
BRUH
DumbledoresRme
Let's make a big ass fort for all the displaced hurricane evacuees who want to come up here!
Cassodeus
The air hurts our faces in the winter, but it doesn't kill us. People who don't know who to drive in snow kill us. Oh, and heart disease.
dokpsy
But all that glorious cheese and beer though
Cassodeus
It's a fair trade.
dokpsy
You ain't lying. My favorite parts of visiting your great state
TooManyPixels
Hey he can drive another little bit and come to long island to stay with me
StateOfPlague
Long Island! What part? Born in Center Moriches, moved to VA at age 2
TooManyPixels
Oh wow hi there! I'm in Islip haha my girlfriend lives a little north of Center Moriches :-D
corig123
I work in Mastic Beach! (come to the William Floyd Estate, it's grand!)
TooManyPixels
I work at a plumbing supply off William floyd and my gf lives just north of the LIE off William floyd! Small world lol
DarthClitoris
Hey Long Island yay!
TooManyPixels
Ohai!
DarthClitoris
631!
corig123
Been here 2 months and so far I have had about 3 dozen ticks and 0 bagels =(
TooManyPixels
Yeaa boi
AlieOli
You in PSL?
gearhead
Palm Bay here
TheSailor
my family lives in Palm City
phlaux
PSL here.
3E1X1
+1 For PSL!
27yoUGLYvirgin
Penis Size Large? Yeah, I'm Penis Size Large.
chonkywayner
PSL, PSL!