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Jun 21, 2019 2:18 PM
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thederpiestmerc
Isn't Bowhunting Jesus just Ted Nugent?
bdoverflow101
I didn't get it at first. I was sure it said bbw hunting.
KingLost
He keeps taking people's crosses.
KillerTofu69
This reminds me of different Batman action figures from the 90s. The ones that went with the fold-up batcave
MorbundRotund
"Eat of my flesh and drink of my blood". I think it's a vague taunt.
fredbloxx
according to the Fourth Council of the Lateran, 1215AD, when you take the eucharist it is literally jesus' flesh and blood.
zooumberg8
Then goes on to feed people with a fish. The bloody hypocrite.
BenSnow97
a fookin fish
DrSchlepenstein
Going to take my bow & hunt me down a Jesus, then mount him on my wall like priests who hunted 1 down before & put them in their churches.
LukeShyboner
Joe Rogan has entered the game
pvtpastapajamas
did someone imply it was not manly to love jesus. these shirts are fucking stupid
deathcab420
well when you confuse your biological gender with a 'personality' and cant tell the difference b/t a fb post and an ad u end up w this shit
SIDSOS
Saw a hat yesterday that read "Shaving is for pussies (literally)"
xComputer
That’s it, that’s the worst hat
benpoon
Thank you! I have always asked myself that when I see the sticker. Also, Real men love their wife? "You love your wife? Lil bitch!"
thetonestarr
It's saying that real manliness is *truly* loving your wife & focusing on fulfilling her needs. Showing her love instead of expecting hers.
benpoon
Eh, you can read how you want.
nihilistdad
Just make sure you say no homo occasionally.
Cannabiscopse
Jesus, real men bowhunting love.
5po0ky
Humans, the most elusive of prey
thaGh0stD0g36
Jesus last words “if I only had a bow and arrow to wreak hell on these Romans”
universalcode
Real men bowhunting Jesus love to shoot it straight.
ThrownClub
Now mater how long you wait he will never come.
nilkimas
For me it is gun Jesus or no Jesus
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
Real men do whatever the hell they want confidently.
peterbozeman
Shoot it gay
AnythingMuchShorter
Whenever someone says "real men" anything I feel like they are just crying out with insecurity "Look, this thing I do proves I'm a man!"
Superchief86
"Shoot it straight" makes it sound like gay conversion therapy through Jesus and archery.
MithridateEupator
I'm confused as to what the shirt was trying to say
dinosaurzoologist
Real men bowhunting love Jesus
hardytardigrade
"I'm a real man! Bowhunting! Jesus!! Yeaargh!" I think
mydogsfartswillkillyou
i think it's: love real men, jesus, bowhunting? like an offering
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Real men love bow hunting jesus, because the crucifixion wasn't enough and we have to get that fucker.
Regflex
It's "real men love jesus and bow hunting" source: http://www.lancasterarchery.com/bowadx-real-men-love-jesus-and-bowhunting-t-shirt.html
thejazzking
So say we all
hyptosis
The important thing is that the shirt excluded grammar.
suiseiseki
It's supposed to say: "Bowhunting. Real men love Jesus."
JckCrw
Bows do work well on zombies.
nine11evo
I like the baby version the best.
TheCroaker
I own this shirt, I neither bowhunt, or love jesus
Steeltalon
"Have you found Jesus yet?""No, but the dogs have a scent and we found two tracks in the sand that turned into one. So I think he's close. "
bdoverflow101
What if you're a real man but shoot it gay.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
What if I am indifferent to jesus and like throwing axes?
Pattosaurus20xx
Then you'll probably spend a short time on the island of purgatory before getting in on general ambivalence
reddawn94
What if I appreciate Jesus and like shooting guns?
flavivsaetivs
Then you're probably a Frank.
ComradeZoidberg
Then you’re axe-ing for an axeload of trouble.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
Then you are clearly a real attack helicopter
pretendjesus9000
Excuse me, I identify as part AH-64 Apache and I find this offensive.
CometLaHal
Sounds like a berserker
Nightcaste
Skullcleaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oxal7BdCh0
PiggyWobbles
Then you're a canadian and a communist
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
I'm sorry. Oh fuck! It has started!
TresusIbor
Belmont? Is that you?
ProbablyBigfoot
Then you might be a viking.
Duffman26
gentledruid
But if he s a thor he might still have a thing für long darkhaired dudes coming back from the dead
EmanNiemThcin
Or a Frank https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisca
flavivsaetivs
Fun fact: The Francisca actually has Roman origins, contrary to popular belief.
EmanNiemThcin
Before I look this up: Will I (dissapointedly) realise that you are half-right and it was introduced and used by germanic Auxiliares?
flavivsaetivs
The evidence is obviously mixed. Axes were commonplace throughout Europe. But the evolution of the shape of the head which will (1/2)
jmulderr
Hunting the most dangerous game: humans. Hunting the Son of God? The mostest dangerousest game!
TrolleyDolly
Real men don’t need to declare their feats on stupid T shirts. Ever heard of a thing called quiet confidence?
Bignholy
I live in the south, and I assure you, I must be unamerican because I don't have a 10ft flag flying off my big gas guzzling Thunder Cougar
Bignholy
Falcon Bird and revving my engine on a 35 mph road with a big cross in the back and a gun rack behind my head.
Eomund521
I'm an archer but I'm a Taoist. So yaaaaa, not for me brah
Frogapus
Well it's slightly more adjacent, but how would you feel about needing the Buddha on the road?
Eomund521
Well, I'm not Buddhist but to each there own. But if you say 'real men love buddha' I would react the same. That's an indoctrination tact
Frogapus
I was alluding to the "If you should meet the Buddha on the road..." koan, but I get where you're coming from.
slackwaresupport
lmao. real men dont have delusions.
Phobetor42
Jeez, I guess fuck all those guys with schizophrenia huh?
sortbynewanddownvotedegenerates
That’s where you’re wrong soy boy! I am a golden god! A GOLDEN GOD!
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
hardytardigrade
I'm guessing real men aren't very concerned about what real men do or don't do, and certainly wouldn't put it on a shirt. Not sure though.
REVENGE488
You had to know this was gonna be downvoted. +1 from me
valkyrie9
Same
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
You two have equal upvotes to downvotes. How is that possible.
BorkBorkasson
My kid once placed in a small town fishing contest, and his prize was a bible in camo pattern and a DVD about bow hunting for Jesus.
tg2222222
What. Post a photo of that dvd please.
BorkBorkasson
I don't have it here, unfortunately. It was on vacation in the US, and w didn't bring it home.
Bignholy
Really? You left a priceless cultural artifact like that?
BorkBorkasson
Yeah. I totally did. They're stingy on suitcase weight limits at the airport.
arfysdad
He must have placed last.
BorkBorkasson
The top fishers could come to the arranging guy’s house and take their pick. We lived an hour away, so took a few days to return.
BorkBorkasson
Good stuff was gone. If there was any. They were pretty loopy.