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Jan 22, 2023 12:44 AM
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KentKnifen
#7 fun fact, EMTALA of 1986 requires medical services provide emergency care regardless of ability to pay.
rdswords
#49
TheMeatIncident
the memelord is kind today, its been a good day
Br1337
#13 living alone should spike up at the end cuz that means you're not in a nursing home
slotheroll
TurdBurglar3000
#13 The curve's a bit off. Living alone in your 20s the pinnacle of cool, but sad when you reach your thirties and pathetic in your 40s.
MachinimaMachinima
#5 https://reddit.com/r/sbubby/ You're welcome
TheGriffin
#9 absolute psychopath
stilloldbull
But for just a second there…didn’t you want to try it?
OnePieceRoboFranky
Asked grandpa if he sprayed after he was done on the toilet and he yelled back " yeah it smells like Shit and APPLES now " I laughed so hard
weidermeijer
#3 “I promise to jack off quietly… thinking of Aunt Petunia.”
DigiT00l
#13 living alone gets cooler again when old
shackman
Loled some but the flintstone vitamin one isnt something to laugh at. Had a dear friend who was bipolor ingest a bottle of multivitamin 1/2
shackman
on a horrible down cycle. Got pumped and stuff, but damage was done. Wreck her organs ~4yrs. It was done. Worst suicide "attempt" ever.
shackman
Fucking walking dead. It was so sad and she was in so much pain towards the end.
weidermeijer
#34 HELLO HERMIONE!
JimFromMarketing
Yeah seriously wtf is that from
PwnageHobo
#12 Prequel memes are great, Podracer 64 is great, the Plinkett reviews are great, but the Prequels themselves are just terrible movies
DrSleepyPhZzz
#13
KirbyUOR
"Wait, why 70? Wait, that's not 70. Its just under 70-Ohhhhhh."
nojustsayitdont
wiserita
Who knew that in the year of our lord 2023 so much good Family Matters content would be available. Par excellence.
Marsupialmessiah
#20 this is an Obvious Plant mug design, credit the corp...
nojustsayitdont
nlmaya
#41 I don't get it (ESL who lives in a country with no spelling bees)
thesmartparty
Seaward and the C word are pronounced similarly. "The C word" is a PG way of saying cunt.
nlmaya
Thank you for explaining!
Rabbit82
ErniesWidow
The best death scene ever: Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) , Blade Runner.
Lassannn
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
You? Oh my gosh, what do I do next?
AzothTheGuildRat
#29 we call that shitrus
ConsumerOfStories
#30 that's just Jane Lynch
ChickenTendercles
Thought it was Cillian Murphy at first.
flyeaglesflyeagles
I saw Scarlett Johansson
SpaceTacosForAll
I saw Kate McKinnon!
aflarge
aflarge
I'm not even kidding. Two years ago I had no health insurance, but had an emergency. They ran up every goddamn thing they could think. Last-
aflarge
-year I went back, WITH insurance, and suddenly they care about how much shit will cost.
aflarge
(both times were for the same thing)
jiffyt101
Ahh paying $40 for an antacid in the ER…those were the days
sunnytater1
#12...nah
ENCHANTMEN
There's a decent story behind it, which is why stuff like the clone wars can work, but the movies had a bunch of dumb shit in them.
ENCHANTMEN
Current popularity is like 50% memes and 50% many years of EU stuff fleshing them out
Promethianfire
Yeah. They are dull, flat, soulless movies. Even the visual spectacle fails because there's never anything at stake.
DonteHaversham
As a kid, episode 1 was the first star wars movie I saw.. quigon will always be my favorite, and the podracing was cool as hell to an 8yo me
Promethianfire
Describe Qui-gon, based on the movie alone, without telling me what he looks like or specific things he does in the movie.
DonteHaversham
Anonymouse64
By now I wonder if star wars was always bad, and it was just hype that made us think otherwise.
Promethianfire
Nah. ANH is good, ESB is great, RotJ is good. They have solid characters, they're creatively shot, and tell a moving story. The prequels are
Promethianfire
Objectively bad movies.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
#1 Please don't tell me I have to sit through another installment of FernGully in Space to understand the latest memes.
wadatahmydamie
Apparently it’s made $2b so far, which is sus as hell
Housemaster
Not really. The image provides as much context as the film would.
CarlottaVonSprockett
I haven’t seen it, but the meme still made me laugh.
AirSonic
I think the joke is that guy is a redneck/right wing stereotype and those types are good at barbeques?
XombiWang
Fern gully is a nice throwback... I always saw it as Space Pocahontas.
defaultbunny
Dances with Smurfs
heroesblood
the tl;dr is that a bunch of dipshit m14-aboos in Avatar 2 turned themselves into the blue militia and it's meant to be as dumb as it sounds
positiveleroy
And despite military CQC and firearms training are about as effective against the Na’vi as they would have been as humans.
heroesblood
IMO Cameron was making a thinly-veiled comment on how dudes like that are about as well trained as a paper bag and half as smart lol
LTareyouserious
M14-aboos? You mean AR15tocracy?
heroesblood
That second one implies some sort of class or status. Nah, the blue proud boys are trash
Hashbrown123
Somehow Quaritch returned.
mivirian
Yeah I was expecting the bad guy to be figuratively the same, but instead he's literally the same.
McMasterx
Considering even his subordinates had their memories clones, we can reasonably assume that a future villain in the franchise will be a clone
McMasterx
of Jake Sully himself, being told either dubious information, or that his original self has gone rogue.
StormBurnX
I haven't seen it yet and this meme makes perfect sense. There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
zingrhames
I can extrapolate from incomplete data sets. This is a random Avatar character who is apparently good on the grill? No idea what the joke is
iambrose
Oh thank god I’m the first kind
Snooj
And those who have enough life experience to know that if you extrapolate information from incomplete data sets you're going to regret it.
pinkmansaidthebest
Agree'd. Make a sequel to a visually good but same story movie. IE; the same marvel story line. People will watch.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I've no idea what the critics see in this franchise. I usually feel that RT ratings are more or less spot on. Avatar is the 1 big exception
porcinechoirmaster
It's a pleasant way to spend two and a half hours. Deep? Insightful? No, but it's pretty and a fun ride. Doesn't need to be more than that.
mercyPandaRunner
Both RT ratings are still subjective. I generally ignore them, as they don't correspond at all with my taste.
mercyPandaRunner
Oh yes, and John Carter was great. I was actually surprised by that.
lysani
Rotten Tomatoes ratings are total BS most of the time, especially the critic ratings.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
They're usually very close to how I feel about movies. And if the audience & IMDb ratings differ a lot it's usually due to butthurt Trumpers
mercyPandaRunner
The critic ratings simply suck in a different way than the audience rating. But at least they aren't simply representations of what >
mercyPandaRunner
positive or negative hysteria the Twitter and Youtube communities have worked themselves up into.
mercyPandaRunner
Had RT scores existed in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back would have been the end of the franchise.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Or one of the two big exceptions. The other being John Carter for the opposite reason. The ratings of those 2 films should be flipped imho.
TheFastpaws
Ya, a few shiny bobbles are not enough for me. A movie needs more than that. Just like a videogame needs more than that.
flyingfishstick
Baubles
TheFastpaws
One day I'll turn off auto-correct or actually notice what it changes. Today is not that day though!
Housemaster
Most praise stems from the advancements in digital effects rather than the story. It's also pretty impressive production-wise.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, it did look great. But so did Besson's Valerian. Breathtaking CGI and not much else. I felt the same way about Avatar.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I really enjoyed John Carter. Sure, it had problems, but it was a fun fantasy adventure in space.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
They really did the source material justice too. I found it perfectly entertaining and loved the green martian CGI.
trinityj1
Haven't seen 2nd but the 1st was a competently told meh story that was singualry visually spectacular & technologically innovative cont
trinityj1
if you rate it against spectacle films it's on par or above. Among more recent blockbusters it only looks better tbh. Solid for what it is.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The visuals were gorgeous but even they angered me. I mean, blue catgirls? We don't even find our closest Earth relatives (chimps) sexually…
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
appealing. What are the odds that life on another planet evolves in a way that appeals to the human libido? Painting people blue or green...