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Jul 21, 2021 9:31 PM
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Superchief86
#4 Um, disagree. He looks like sweaty Tom Hardy. That's like an 8.
PriestofThor
#26 where can I purchase this?!?!
jrbaconchee
This dump had everything, spidermans, glam patricks, pizza rolls +1
AmaraMay
Is that monopoly real?? what's it called?? I want this!!
Pikkupanda
#15 good golly, that's disturbing.
geoffreyfourmyle
#22
3Davideo
#2 As a person who has to wear very expensive shoes, do NOT take off or put on your shoes while they are tied. It breaks down their >
3Davideo
> structure and causes them to wear out faster, requiring you to get replacements more often.
AhmfrumAhwa
afstephanie31415
I started to laugh then looked closer at the baby monkey..it looks dead..with a grieving mama..now my heart hurts
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Also, that scene in Venom where Eddy jumps into the lobster tank to cool himself off was 100% Tom's idea. He just did without anyone knowing
PatrickDiomedes
i think it was that he saw the tank, and told the rest of the crew that he was gonna get in there, so they'd better figure out how...
PatrickDiomedes
to make it work. The lobster he bit was chocolate with marshmallow fluff insides, iirc
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Man, that sounds like a tasty lobster!
brokenanddead
I want to play that version of Monopoly very badly.
acuteavocado7
#5 define "needed"
LurkerOfDarkness
#2 use a shoehorn.
DaisyTeddyBear
Frozen potato waffles can go in the toaster for two full power turns = delicious and crispy
3Davideo
My toaster doesn't automatically pop anymore. I have to manually pop it or it'll just cook and cook and cook...
GeeandBrenda
What is a frozen potato waffle?!
WardenoftheGreatGate
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EvenWorseLuck
YES, toaster hash browns are godly. They do leave grease in the crumb tray though.
LateNightBunnyParty
#13 Am short. Can confirm.
amalthealir
What’s #16 from?
iliketolol
I also want to know
ManOfFocus
It's from The Death of Stalin. Said by Marshal Zhukov, played by Jason Isaacs. Great film.
NoneOfThemKnew
The Death of Stalin
WardenoftheGreatGate
#5 so you got the one brow pencil?
harrison100012
# 3 The numbers indicate minutes on a toaster . A frozen potato waffle takes 8 minutes
BiggestBangGore
#23 if this was the glocktopus he'd have 136 rounds at his disposal.
Theotokoss
#5 I feel seen.
parrotlover2001
#20 3rd brain cell: nail it!
gotchasucka
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Gorglax9
This one is good
olivertheoctopus
What’s this from?
Gorglax9
Death of Stalin, brilliantly funny film
skellington01
balover1996
It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
MattScottsdale
#26 is this for sale? Anywhere?
SigilLovesSpace
#4 2018? ... Shit...
mm2k
#4 I feel the same way about The Incredible Hulk (2008) Ed Norton looks like shit through the whole movie, Turning into a Hulk will do that.
WardenoftheGreatGate
Fucking love that movie, which is apparently an unpopular opinion.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
Norton kind of shot himself in the foot and they recast him. Apparently he was an asshat on set.
vlaurelrose101
Is the kid water boarding the teddy bear?
WardenoftheGreatGate
Nah, just giving it a nice refreshing drink.
Pikkupanda
Yes.
gwenniea
notamurder
Looks like monopoly just a lot longer. That is the worst thing you can make it
Puzzld
It's like monopoly with extra steps
thisChickInParticular
What is this folly… there are no rules in monopoly
JiffyGee
I just wanna know where you start? Is it on GO in the middle of the fucking board? Otherwise it looks interesting.
brokenanddead
Yea, start on GO as normal. Then if you land/pass a railroad if you roll odd stay straight, even make a turn. There's even a reverse 1/?
brokenanddead
Direction space, along with the tunnel sending you to the other tunnel. Looks fun. I'd try it out if this were real.
WHSK3
It is real. It exists for Tabletop Simulator.
Schlovia
I'd play it with you. I'll probably hate it towards the end, but I'll try
FirstClassTicketToHell
I'll join you. I'll probably hate you guys and myself by the end too.
imakeeper
#26 Finally, someone addresses everyone's biggest concern about Monopoly, which is that games don't last long enough.
usenamereadexit
Was making a wish that the first comment better be on Monopoly, HAPPY
fknbastard
I feel like it should be 4 long properties: Amazon, Nestle, Disney, & Walmart. You can’t own anything & rent is always more than passing GO.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
Played it with a really dumb guy once who would accept any property trade no matter how useless it was to him./
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
I managed to take control of half the board in one turn.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
Dunno if there's any rules against that. If there is then we ignored them by not reading about them.
PajamaStripes
I need a source bc I need one.
bigbadgrizzly
I don’t get the octopus one
imakeeper
Not sure why you replied to this comment, but it refers to how an octopus has eight arms and cats have nine lives.
bigbadgrizzly
If you want people to see your question then comment on the top comment. Thanks for the explanation!
flyingjesuit
My issue there is that each gun in its hand has more than one bullet so it doesn't really make sense.
imakeeper
But you have no problem with the idea of an octopus firing guns or a cat actually having nine lives? The bullets are whereyou draw the line?
flyingjesuit
Yup I have no problem with dinosaur dna salvaged from mosquitos trapped in amber either, but when a woman starts running through the jungle
jiynxed
If you actually follow the rules it's over in under an hour.
stinkingyeti
I'm not sure what rules you're following, but our games would last for hours.
jiynxed
The ones that come with the game. No made up house rules.
PoopholeAintALoophole
^^^
yourmomjokes69
I got the game on my phone and yeah, I never knew the real rules
joebellson
I can’t speak for most but even following the rules I’ve had games go for a few hours a good number of times.
jiynxed
Either you weren't actually following the rules or you were taking forever to take your turns.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
It's also even less fun
jiynxed
That's the point as far as I know.