Those could come in....handy

May 5, 2021 8:10 PM

BrainTaffy

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Reject evolution. Return to monke

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Da Fuq

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He did it. The mad lad regressed to monke.

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I prefer to Reject Instrumentality and Embrace the unbearable pain of isolation.

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Scrolled looking for these. +1, +1

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I can hear his voice

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I was hoping for a Monkey Fist reference

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Good for climbing trees

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We call those root grabbers in my house. Sister has finger toes too lmao

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Tingers*

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return to monke

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this

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would also probably be pretty useful on a spaceship. Normal feet are pretty useless in zero gravity.

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Quaddie!

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Yeah, this reminds me of a feature that shows up in a couple early hominids. https://www.icr.org/i/wide/ardie_new_wide.jpg That chimp tho

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You should see his tail.

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Not as great for walking upright

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I'm 44. My mom is still mad at the Dr for saying my toes were so long I could climb coconut trees..

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Are you beast from the Marvel universe?

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Typically, the bigfoot. Mutation is finally happening, can't wait to discover my powers.

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He’s not blue though.

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Daba dee daba da

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Neither was Hank McCoy until his, ummmm...... Accident

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I’m literally watching x men first class right now and freaked me out ?

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He could be if he blue himself

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Always upvote Crabman

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People with foot fetisch right now:

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Or a foot fetish.

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More like:

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Bro, this guy could punch you with his feet.

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Yeah but can he kick with his hands?

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Well, if it isn't my friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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He'd win the 'most handsome feet' competition hands down.

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Came back 3 posts later to upvote. Your family would be proud

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Underrated comment

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Underrated comment about the underrated comment

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Evolution is getting weird

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Perfect for space exploration, we don't need feet in space.

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Except that's what our forebears feet looked like. Much better for gripping trees, not so much for running.

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Maybe the way forward is the way back

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Nah, nah. Forward to crab, not back to monke.

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Carcinisation is wild.

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Damn, this guy is way ahead of on the whole return to monke thing...

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Monkey?

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Monke. They know what they said.

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I'm jealous as long as there are no active complications for this person

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Probably cant run that good , looks like it would hurt

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Buddy, you could make a killing on OnlyFans

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How about me, I have bunions, are they worth anything?

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I almost downloaded that but just couldn't I finally found something so weird....I don't like it and need an adult.

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I really kind of hope they do

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He’s out of line.. but he’s right

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Ooomg

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OnlyFands... OnlyFhands... OnlyFeethands?

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How is this not getting more upvotes

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Fr they should make dat money

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@OP please do this exact thing

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And also pholosoraptor

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*Fands

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It's so bad yet so good. +1

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Ok you win. +1

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OnlyHands*

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I wish I more hands so I could upvote this 4 times.

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Tag @ExtraUpvote

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Here is a spare I have laying around v

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I enjoyed that! Lol

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Wtf is that

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Fands or heet, I'm not sure...

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If you're curious about stuff like this and other developmental anomalies , "Mutants: on Genetic Variety and the Human Body" by 1/

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No thank you. But thank you. But also, no thank you.

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Can confirm; I have this book and Great!

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2/ Professor Charles Xavier and Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy

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This isn't fake? I'm a biomechanist, and I can't reconcile this presentation... it's too clean.

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Can confirm this is real, my feet can do this too despite looking more like "feet"

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Looks like an atavism to me. Really similar to a chimp foot.

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I couldn't say. I thought it looked a little off, but some of the abnormalities out there are (to use a scientific term) bonkers.

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I've seen a different individual with opposable big toes in real life.

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Nah it's real, I knew a kid in middle school with this

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Biomechanic? So, you can turn a tomato into a drilling machine? Sweet!

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Armand Marie Leroi is a great (and accessible) read. 2/2

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TY, i enjoy popular science literature about genetics

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Happy reading!

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Nah, I've read a bunch of X-Men. I figure that probably covers about all I need to know.

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Note to self: look for this book

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. Thanks!

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.

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"What size shoe do you wear?" "It's... complicated."

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Its the lady from Aeon Flux

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Sithandra.

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That's the snake house from Harry Potter

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His shoes, they fit like a glove.

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His?

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I really want to see his shoes

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They make toe shoes, could be a model for them.

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I don't think they fit opposable in-set big toes.

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I laughed out loud at this.

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Sponsored by Vibram Five Fingers

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are they called gloves by that point?

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Fuckin' nailed it.

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His shoes, they are gloves

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Aren't all shoes

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His gloves, they are shoes.

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Look up the German word for glove and prepared to be amazed

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Look it up? I speak enough German to know exactly what it is, but the joke isn't as funny in Germany.

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Ah, the Welsh.

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Norfolk resident

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Such an underrated comment hahaha

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As a welshman I both am outraged and laughing right now..

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Oi Fuck you! Our toe fingers are longer???

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I thought the Welsh had webbed toes, granting them a higher swim speed to cope with the frequent rain and subsequent flooding?

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Isn't it Norwich or is that 6 toes as opposed to monke feet

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Can anyone actually explain how this comment relates to the post?

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We gotta be famous for something besides Tom Jones

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Anything would be better than that old fart!

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There's Catharine Zeta Jones

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Would like to see more of her experiencing the world.

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What is this poor child eating?

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Pasta I believe.

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Mommy’s spaghetti https://youtu.be/Wn4Kxy6bPI4

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Im not smart, please...

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When Wales joined the UK they noticed a law flaw. Steal a sheep = death. Fuck a sheet = hand loss. So when caught they claimed sheep sex.

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This skewed the official statistics forever making Wales a nation of sheep sex lovers.

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It's about Wales, where men are real men, women are real women, and sheep are nervous.

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Wait no pls im still confused. Is the idea that someone boned a sheep and had this kid? Cause that's not what id expect from that pairing.

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It's also the bunt end of sister-shagging and mom-mating jokes, much like the south in US. Hence the deformity.

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I've always heard "Where the men are men, pansies a flower, and the sheep run scared"

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*real nervous

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I thought it was "Where the Men are Men, and the Women are too. So the Sheep are nervous"

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The english are deeply racist. They enjoy making racist jokes at the expense of the Welsh the irish among others.

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A depth the Welsh and Irish have never been known to stoop to, of course.

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On a different note, Welsh and Irish are not races. I am Irish, Scottish, and a white person.

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Three reasons for the English to make fun of you... possibly four.

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Scotts Irish, American, or mixed parentage. Don't tell the Irish they're not a different race from the English. They'll cut you.

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And is there some stereotype about Welsh people having odd feet? Still don't get it.

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The deformed feet come from sister-shagging.

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There's not much mobility in the valleys, so the gene pool is a tad shallow. Nothing to do with the sheep thing. Webbed toes is VERY common.

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Nope, it's just a very very bad joke. The standard stereotype is that the Welsh are "sheepshaggers" but this doesn't match with that at all.

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Oh man! Why aren't all our feet like that? I feel this would be way more useful, even moving your blankets while in bed.

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They're not too good for running and walking

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Perhaps we would have instead developed some form of four-limbed brachiation instead?

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I wonder though, wouldn't our shows make the difference? I did think about it.

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This person's foot doesn't have much of a heel, which is what takes the brunt of the impact when taking a step also the big toe>

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On a normal foot helps to stabilize you, though I imagine this guy has some sort of custom made shoes to make walking easier.

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Well, I guess I'm happy with my fairly regular feet then. Still. I'd make it my party trick if it were me.

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That's de-evolution.

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Are we not men? We are Devo.

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There is no "devolution" because evolution has no arrow.

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It’s the missing link!

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Nope. Evolution, always. Even if it's going back to a previous design, it's still evolution.

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Physical representation of no. Wait. Go back we fucked up

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"Let's just try this older model out for fun. It might go somewhere."

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Turn it off and on again without saving and oh look you've lost all your work.

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Evolution is still evolution even if it goes backwards.

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We will not need feet in space.

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And some foot fetishist, somewhere, was sent into tears with you saying that. Good.

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What? Being able to grab onto things in zero G with 4 limbs would be an incredible benefit. What are you thinking?

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But they're not feet anymore. Thems my lower hands

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I legit don't understand the down vote, that functionally does track with the theory of evolution. But nah it's not devolution just traits

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ok captainhyperbole

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It's an atavism. Just an older trait turning back on.

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Absolutely incorrect. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devolution_(biology)

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Did you read it? The notion is teleological and erroneous.

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People love to paste the first hit they get on Google like it’s automatically going to support them.

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But it does support me? I said the original comment is incorrect. "Devolution" is incorrect and does not mesh with scientific understanding.

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Yes? I think you may misunderstand me. I agree with what you said. "Devolution" as an idea is incorrect.

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There is no "devolution" because evolution has no arrow.

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Whoever downvoted this, Your mom's a hoe.

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See the comment above yours. There is, in fact, a scientific concept known as devolution.

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That links to a wiki article about how it's not true. Did you read it?

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No no no, read the wiki info again. "Devolution" has theological roots and does NOT agree with the scientific understanding of evolution.

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Like the username. Miss that show.

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Me too. We should have a breakfast spread and mourn together. A whole spread.

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I dont think you read this closely enough. In the first paragraph it notes that evolutionary biology has no concept of this

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Oh sorry, i replied to the wrong person

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You did it again :p

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Read what closely enough?

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Sure it does. The arrow is forward. Whether the path forward takes you to a good place or to extinction is totally based on luck.

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"Forward" implies progress and "path" implies focus. But evolution is just a response to lots of factors. Traits can come, go, come again.

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Sure okay, but I meant arrow toward "better" or "more evolved".

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That reenforces their sentiment though. No such thing as "de" evolution. You're both arguing the same point.

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He has the right idea, but didn't describe it right.

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