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MrNightfish
Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the... undercover cop? :S
ag166
got any family atomics?
ForestTrump
Absolutely rife in UK prisons. Makes the inmates seem like zombie's. Not that it matters because they're either out in a week or abscond.
redstring
I remember this stuff.. Witch Doctor back in the day.
iamlordjebus11
Nice try Portugal trying to get all of my cinnamon, cassia, cardamom, ginger, pepper, nutmeg, star anise, clove and turmeric
microman55
This would have been better if it were like spice racks filled with pepper, oregano, basal. ETC yeah we got spice check out my trunk.
wolfebane42
Well don't it make my brown eyes blue...
mitchmosh
Do you spice sir?
bambulina
It's always nice when people make your job easier. Thoughtful, y'know?
Zelashi
Finally a use for:
theDoctorGonzo
Spice you say?
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OdiumToJoy
Lol reminds me of
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Beepity
Play stupid games...
ThePotatoesareMashed
My only question is, who the fuck phrases is "shape, way or form" and not "way, shape, or form"?
howsarcasmbecameme
Old
howsarcasmbecameme
Spice
UnderwearThief
Psst... You spice?
IndyAndyJones
Are we talking ryll or glitterstim?
Cruise1687
Please don't equate unregulated research chemicals to marijuana in any way shape or form. They have nothing to do with one another.
BaronSteggles
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
The Spice is life!
ahhhhgeneparmesan
Wanna buy some death sticks?
preaction
You don't want to sell me death sticks. You want to sell death sticks to the undercover cop next to me.
BigDaddyLove
Clearly not Muad'dib
SirZep
toomuchchoice
Spice must flow...one way or another
HerpDerpelton
Sometimes in less than 12 parsecs
Lollux
Hey now, Star Wars was completely original and was in no way based on the works of others
TheVakarian
Somewhere, George Lucas woke up in a cold sweat and is trying to hide all of his old Flash Gordon stuff.
HDSDIWifiGuy
It was weird reading the Foundation trilogy and halfway through just being like, "that's Han Solo."
tracereading
Glitbiter.
Slarti54
"fake type of incense"...
Radlord
It's worded poorly, but I know what they mean. It used to be marketed as "incense" but what you'd actually do was smoke it and get high.
PhilTheKhajiit
The worst kind of high
MelodiousDissonance
Wow coming from a Khajiit it must be bad
BengalCat
Was at a party where someone rolled a blunt with some spice in it, unbeknownst to everyone else.. it did not end well for anyone.
bambulina
Wow. That's an awful thing to do! That happened to a friend of mine with PCP... People are screwed up.
GoblinChampion
The kind of high that gives you seizures and permanent damage.
Corrodias
That doesn't sound very appealing, as recreational drugs go.
GoblinChampion
Yeah, it's basically like using that krokodil thing. We have a big problem with spice in my area with kids, even though weed is easy to get.
Grieger
As someone who watches Critical Role, this plays out exactly as expected...except the Spice is just turmeric...
blairmichod
Selling fake drugs as drugs is still a crime though.
frank0631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4_dSbHvJAM
Grieger
One of the best subplots of that campaign.
stonebrood
so wait for real I don't understand the law so everything I know is from TV. is that not like entrapment? I don't understand undercover cops
PaintedSlate
Maybe entrapment would imply causing illegal behavior as opposed to revealing it? So taking a customer role would be legal.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
No entrapment is setting someone up to commit a crime he otherwise would not have committed. If you just pretend not to be a cop to buy
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
drugs that are illegal to sell, it's not entrapment.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
No, this is:
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HiddenSanity
Entrapment is getting them to do things they wouldn't be doing without you.
gandraw
"do you have drugs?" "no" "ok then bye" that's legal (1/2)
gandraw
"do you have drugs?" "no" "can't you get some from me from anywhere? i'll pay you $1000!" that's entrapment (2/2)
boskonetwo
Entrapment is convincing someone to do something they normally wouldn't, like if the cop said "Hey...go sell this $drug, and I'll arrest 1/2
boskonetwo
I should've just linked this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrapment 3/2
doesntmatter
Nah it's nicer to interact with people. Look how many more upvotes the other answers have already.
boskonetwo
whoever buys it from you.", then arrested you for selling drugs. This is just a regular bust, they just asked if someone had any. 2/2
Igetbanned0069
the fuck is spice
Rivalyn
Cannabis
PossibleSarcasm
Fake weed, I have tried it and I highly recommend NOT using it. It's sucks bad
Relikar
A friend of mine used to smoke it. It gave her a really bad seizure and now she regularly hallucinates shit. Permanent brain damage.
foxfire1112
People call is synthetic marijuana. Imo it's its own thing, it is terrible and scary
Arkanrais
yep, synthetic weed. from the few times I tried it when it was legal here, I can tell you it's beyond fucked. never should have been legal
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
one of the biggest money makers in the entire galaxy, how do you think jabba makes all his money?
mainiacinexile
Synthetic marijuana, wicked dangerous.I work in a adolescent psych facility. Kids come in with all kinds of issues associated with it.
JunkbatmainOberbatch
Bark mulch sprayed with research chemicals. Never understood it, except it provided some people a 'bakey high' that at the time was legal.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Fucking terrible.
bpetersen
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabinoids
CR0SS0
Ginger, Saffron, Paprika, Cumin, Oregano, Chilli... we got everything you need baby..!
poscduke
I'd offer some but I'm out of Thyme
LurkerOfDarkness
Cardamum, please.
CR0SS0
Bloody hell! I am an expert at finding them in a curry and biting right into them! Disgusting!
LurkerOfDarkness
Use them ground up in cakes and desserts. (always wondered why I've only seen cardamum in indian and scandinavian cuisine)
AnonymousTrumpster
Star Wars pot
tarakanalada
lets say somekind of marijuana.
illogical06
I tried it once. Never again.it was a terrifying experience.
pooplols
I tried it without my housemate telling me it was synthetic. Fuuuuuuucked me up
Arkanrais
I'm with you on that. K2 knocked me on my ass. trip felt like 6+ hours, but was only 45 min. never touched the shit again
PoliteFiction
Yup. Thought I was melting in a Wendy’s. Never again.
JunkbatmainOberbatch
fuckin' bark mulch sprayed with research chems, deeee-lectable. I tried it once and the taste made me barf immediately, and I never do that
wehadtodrinkourwayout
Basically synthetic cannabis. Only a lot more dangerous and at the time pretty much unregulated chemicals people smoked. Since it was legal
imnotokiedokie
Back in 2012 the spice I paid $40 in high school literally did fuck all. It was my first time trying anything weed related and (1/2)
imnotokiedokie
I decided to go the more 'natural' 'synthetic' route. Those two words don't even fucking go together. I want my money back. (2/2)
mirria
synth. cannabis is a huge lie - nothing to do with cannabis but it's a great headliner when a kid gets hospitalized "it's because of pot!"
wehadtodrinkourwayout
It's still a cannabinoid ...
Cruise1687
Try explaining that to the general public.
CardboardStomach
Not necessarily.It's synthetic cannabis b/c it's still a cannabinoid and binds to the same receptor.Cannabinoids are actually pretty diverse
popemorganCDXX
You don’t want none of that shit!
sphinxster
salvia??
WhyKnott007
Nah, not too much. In fact, sometimes it leaves me with dry mouth.
Mithi
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.
imeanreally
Astral Projection was the shit! I jammed it a lot back in early 2000's.
1watt
May the passing of the maker cleanse the way
ineedasmallerusername
He who controls the spice controls the universe
Radix865
The spice is worm poop.
Mithi
Honey is bee vomit ... IDGAF. The blue eyes alone would be worth it. Also spice melange tastes like cinnamon.
MichaelCBennett
spoiler alert! the fuck man....
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Asking the important questions
Mxxt
Dangerous
NeverCenaNuff
Remember that guy in Miami that was naked and chewing a homeless guys face off on all fours like a rabid dog? He was in spice. Not pho-Pot
spermwhalesftw
nope, not spice. bathsalts
likehelly
bathsalts is spice.
spermwhalesftw
yeeeah, nope. different things
FoxyToast
Bath salts is sythetic meth and PCP. Spice is not good but not as dangerous as bathsalts.
likehelly
that is literally what spice is.
Imsmitty3
It’s synthetic marijuana. Definitely not the same as marijuana though
AnAccountToPostThis
So like salvia?
IGoByMeme
It fucks your head up hard. Knew a guy who used it and used to mix it with all kinds of shit, and he's clinically insane now.
AzzyBedlam
I tried it a couple times when I was young and stupid. Worst nights of my fucking life, every time. That shit fucks with you hard.
SilentMajority420
Last time I smoked it was 5 years ago. I thought my legs grew 100 meters and I tried very hard to stand up straight and not fall and die.
playstation360
Apparently we have an epidemic of it. 29 deaths related to it last year, VICE just did a thing on it.
playstation360
Never mind that SF has a few times that in OD deaths, that's details, it's the synthetic stuff that's "scary".
Myowngrampa
sounds similar to bath salts. which I guess are basically just a bunch of chemicals anyway
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Everything is just a bunch of chemicals
Myowngrampa
I'm a.chemical
midsongnipplerub
Nope. “Bath salts” is synthetic PCP spice is synthetic weed
SpaceTaco22
This is totally wrong. Bath salts and spice are the same thing. Spice is dried plant sprayed with chemicals. Salts are just crystal form
midsongnipplerub
http://www.narconon.org/drug-abuse/synthetic-drugs-history.html I was somewhat wrong, but bath salts are not the same as spice
SpaceTaco22
Btw PCP is itself synthetic. What we know as spice and bath salts are in no way similar to PCP. You literally cannot be more wrong.
Eilonwyy
Yeah, the other day some students (inmates) collapsed after smoking some. Never a dull day at work.
whathaswhiskers
I desire clarification of your occupation.
Eilonwyy
College instructor in a prison. Similar to free world, honestly, except I have to wear a long, loose jacket and high cut shirts.
whathaswhiskers
Instructions unclear, imagined someone in a crop-top and tench coat.
wouldldoubletapthat
Jesus dude what do u do for a living ?
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Eilonwyy
I teach in a prison. One for men and one for women. It's...interesting at times. Either the days are super benign or crazy shit happens.