CeleryMan7
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Feb 21, 2020 2:23 AM
CeleryMan7
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ThatNameWasTaken
He coulda just went with Dan
genericusername419
I could never find stuff with "Allan". It was always "Alan" or "Allen".
yamatto
eh, hyper-common names are worse. my year 4 class had 12 boys in it, three of us had the same first name.
longdongsilver29
SuisseDude
My name is Cornel...
ps238principal
All I ever find are ones with the name "Bort" on them.
Nu77ified
Well quit buying them.
AtsaMattaForMe
Yacobs21
No, my son is also named Zvjezdan
Kyrorayne
Well yeah, we are trying figure out how to pronounce it. It might take a few moments of silence
mirrelle
I knew a jeltre and an alice. Their parents each named one from memory.
Nightira
I know the feels
GoobleGobbleGoobleGobble
Why don't they ever have Bort?
isidorelucienducasse
What about “A. Bort”, or “Abe Bort?”
jherazob
Dennis: https://youtu.be/phAOxT4UEzY
nero4ty2
all of my kids have normal but never able to find on "personalized" stuff, if they ever actually find one it's a great day
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Hejzdan Zvjezdan!
loyboys215
Yeah, I got the scottish variation of a name that's uncommon where I live, so never found it
drunkpanther
Looks like Mr and Mrs Patz learned their lesson
buzburbank
That's why we named our kids Snickers and Tampax.
Yupurineutah
Thanks Frank Zappa.
ionlypostpicturesofmycats
My brother named his cats Frank and Dweezil. I voted for Moon Unit
RenaissanceFaireMan
You can't just run around your neighborhood yelling, "Snickers!? Snickers! Snickers?"
Ermahgerdness
Hana77
It's not an uncommon name in this part of the world. Just come to Balkan
Dyslexicbirch
I have a normal name its just old fashioned so i dont see it on anything
TheMeanGombeen
I'm a one "n" Denis. That's even hard enough to find.
InfoGamble
Ohhhh, and I’m sure people have fun with modifying the capital ‘D.” You pronounce it “DEE-nis,” right?
overworkeddad
How are you supposed to pronounce that?
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Why doesn't that guy go by Dan?
sillyhatman
The Zvjezdan i know goes by Dan. For obvious reasons.
Echo18
Because his parents named him Dennis.
TogepiOmelette
Nah, I would call him Zed
someguy7734206
I once knew someone named Thuvarakan.
DigiT00l
For fuck sake, my name isn't even uncommon!
Spiderbubble
Mine isn't uncommon either! It's Spiderbubble.
Mavgurian
In English speaking countries?
DigiT00l
I've heard it a few times, it also is a very old name, French in origin
thornmallow
mom named me Trisha and not Patricia, so I get close to finding my name.. but not quite.
Undrave
Hello Trisha-not-Patricia, I'm Dave-not-David. I'll drink to our common woe!
thornmallow
Already there Dave not David, cheers!
Undrave
Cheers!
Dragonfury5
I'm Megan, I find a lot of stuff with my name. But people always spell it wrong. Meghan or Meagan, and I wear a name badge daily lol
svent
Do you pronounce it meggan or mee-gan?
Dragonfury5
May-gan, but quite a few customers say mee-gan. I've given up correcting people. It's better then when I'm called Morgan lol
RedFairladyZ32
Shut up Meg
Dragonfury5
You guys are always acting like your better than me!
Dragonfury5
You're* dammit
ObiHaiv
We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
bartman91
As a Bart, this scene gave me so much vindication
jooobe
Don't be such a bort
joakley13
Weve also arrested your older fatter balder son
DakotaWolf
D'oh
tyface
My son's name is also BORT
2020happened
Is this a joke I’m supposed to get?
troodonejs24
Yes.
BahamutBBob
https://youtu.be/Au1He0_eCkw
RubberChickenGoD
Jaynecobb7
hush
joeyecho101
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Dragonfury5
No, sorry, my son is also named Bort.
Biopunk22
No, my son is also named Bort
bortsimpson
Hello mother
mistereddy
Alright, take the +1
TheEvenPrez
When you get to hell, tell em Itchy sent ya!
joerozzell17
Try having "Jennings" as a first name, was AWOL my first three days in the Army because of the confusion.1/2
joerozzell17
2/2 Drill Segeant Durdin; "oh, your Mama didn't know who your daddy was? That's why you got two last names...
doesntmatter
I hope you also have a first name for a last name. Jennings Henry or something
PrincessEllie500
Oh please let this be.
joerozzell17
Absolute truth. Was in Clothing Sales, getting uniform stuff. Kept hearing my last name called, they were looking for their co-worker. 1/2
joerozzell17
And I'd thought I'd found kinfolk. Nope, had a good laugh. She was nice. That was 1978. Cold winter in Georgia...
joerozzell17
Nope, afraid not. Although I did meet a nice lady at Fort Gordon who's first name was my last name.
Mavgurian
You should get married, just out of principle.
joerozzell17
Ha!