Aug 1, 2026 3:25 PM
PietjePukster
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Anaphriel
She seems fun.
J3lek
She seems fun
lbadge320
I think she might be drunk
kaltralliart
not sure if alcohol is involved as she hit her mark
ihavethelowground
guitarfourtysix
imjustagurl87
Its shit like this is why i smoke weed instead.
Thojira
Love the "watch this" motion before attempting the jump
faaatBastard
She ain’t thirsty.
unremarkableasterisk
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mypylon
How drunk does someone need to be to believe that would actually work as expected?
calenti
That is some Super Dave Osbourne stuff, including the thumbs-up.
LanceSackless
If you’re shitfaced that seems like a pretty good assessment of whats going to happen if you try that
terajack2048
She needed to dose herself in lotion, Or Olive oil since it wasn’t on fire
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
She knew what happened and she is going to do literally nothing about it.
FlamingButtMonkey
Gotta admit her commitment. She didn't even try to break her fall. Just face planted in the floor
SomeFukinWizard
In her mind somewhere she fucking made it. There's a crowd congratulating her and her mother is saying how proud she is.
BodgeandScarper
@UncleSlam123 the line between idiot and drunk can be pretty hard to figure out!
UncleSlam123
Even her friend isn’t gonna bother trying to figure out which she is! Great find! v
bROkeNsHIfT
And she pays homage to your name!
TexMexHex
Some people shouldnt be allowed in public.
What are you talking about? I'd take that dork everywhere and bring band-aids too. She aint all that bright, but she's got gumption.
chicharrone
So those full glasses of strawberry margarita were left by someone else. Pretty sure she finished hers.
GhostBear3067
I know many people who would do this sober.
KAPTKipper
She fingered it
VulcanTourist
Is that alcohol or low IQ talking?
Frndlylion
YES!
IronCore
I love how the girl at the table doesn't even bother turning around to look after the thud.
pullingsixty
She flinched. Gotta give credit where credit is due.
Canigetbannedagain2
"Oh, that's Suzy, you'll get used to her"
Arcanum3000
Her expression definitely says "Oof, sounds like that went as expected."
KingdomsCrown
She also looks pretty intoxicated
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
I'd venture a guess that this isn't the first time it's happened.
cosonfused
*that night
Agreed. The girl performing her trick is most definitely an experienced goofball.
Anaphriel
She seems fun.
J3lek
She seems fun
lbadge320
I think she might be drunk
kaltralliart
not sure if alcohol is involved as she hit her mark
ihavethelowground
guitarfourtysix
imjustagurl87
Its shit like this is why i smoke weed instead.
Thojira
Love the "watch this" motion before attempting the jump
faaatBastard
She ain’t thirsty.
unremarkableasterisk
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mypylon
How drunk does someone need to be to believe that would actually work as expected?
calenti
That is some Super Dave Osbourne stuff, including the thumbs-up.
LanceSackless
If you’re shitfaced that seems like a pretty good assessment of whats going to happen if you try that
terajack2048
She needed to dose herself in lotion, Or Olive oil since it wasn’t on fire
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
She knew what happened and she is going to do literally nothing about it.
FlamingButtMonkey
Gotta admit her commitment. She didn't even try to break her fall. Just face planted in the floor
SomeFukinWizard
In her mind somewhere she fucking made it. There's a crowd congratulating her and her mother is saying how proud she is.
BodgeandScarper
@UncleSlam123 the line between idiot and drunk can be pretty hard to figure out!
UncleSlam123
Even her friend isn’t gonna bother trying to figure out which she is! Great find!
v
bROkeNsHIfT
And she pays homage to your name!
TexMexHex
Some people shouldnt be allowed in public.
SomeFukinWizard
What are you talking about? I'd take that dork everywhere and bring band-aids too. She aint all that bright, but she's got gumption.
chicharrone
So those full glasses of strawberry margarita were left by someone else. Pretty sure she finished hers.
GhostBear3067
I know many people who would do this sober.
KAPTKipper
She fingered it
VulcanTourist
Is that alcohol or low IQ talking?
Frndlylion
YES!
IronCore
I love how the girl at the table doesn't even bother turning around to look after the thud.
pullingsixty
She flinched. Gotta give credit where credit is due.
Canigetbannedagain2
"Oh, that's Suzy, you'll get used to her"
Arcanum3000
Her expression definitely says "Oof, sounds like that went as expected."
KingdomsCrown
She also looks pretty intoxicated
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
I'd venture a guess that this isn't the first time it's happened.
cosonfused
*that night
IronCore
Agreed. The girl performing her trick is most definitely an experienced goofball.