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#1
Get rid of that double chin by pushing on it a lot.
#2
Budgies are noisy as shit. If you lack mindless screeching in your life, today's your lucky day.
#3
Welp.
#4
If cracking an egg is too challenging for you, try figuring out this thing. Instructions not included.
#5
For people who want the ultimate efficiency when spilling their shit everywhere.
#6
In case filling a spare coffee cup is too boring for you. Or you're a passive-aggressive parent.
#7
When real wind is at a premium.
#8
A classy "Just In Time" tool. Never miss a fishing opportunity again.
#9
Resemblance to baby robot overlord not intended.
#10
Your child's lifetime of nightmares included free if you order in the next 24 hours.
#2
Before bluetooth? No problem. Strap your phone to your head.
#12
I can't even.
#13
Gay.
#14
In the fourth picture it's upside down and floating, a mere 72 hours later. Easy 1-2-3.
#15
Arthritis sucks. Hopefully you're also hard of hearing as you buzzsaw through paper.
#16
I love dogs.
#17
[insert witty comment here]
#18
Isn't that the name of an anime? Fushigi Yûgi. Related?
#19
I can be like Batman? Shut up and take my money.
tokomak
"Fushigi" just means mysterious. Like Professor Layton.
Jerzayl
Ez Cracker... Like my ex!
Smigions
I want the angry mama
assholecasserole
My mother in law buys ALL the as seen on tv stuff. There's 2 of all of this in her house
KapnKershaw
She bought the wattle remover?
cyno01
I recently learned that a lot of as seen on TV stuff like this is actually intended for seniors and the disabled, but just seems (cont)
cyno01
sorta ridiculous when marketed to the general public. Not everything of course though.
cracktoberfest
#2 Harry, I took care of it.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
Sick reference bro.
SauceOfTheBoss
imgurnba
#3 go-girl.com it's still for sale.
BlueSpaceLizard
I could have a lot of fun with a speaking toilet paper dispenser...
LukeKarr22
I'm fairly certain #1 is just a stapler.
snowman520182
I bought one of those flags. It looks cool on my desk. Don't hate.
BlueSpaceLizard
Made in America! Assembled in China! Shipped back to America!
snowman520182
That is an unfortunate fact yes.
Selkj
I got #2 and it's not that annoying
JeziBelle
To be fair, a lot of those things -- the egg cracker, nail clipper, etc -- are actually designed for disabled people.
JeziBelle
They just make infomercials to try and sell enough more to clear a profit.
Ishwish
#3 is a legit product for women who backpack. Just an FYI
ThatsJustNasty
The last one is surprisingly useful. Makes night driving way easier in unlit areas.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
I was actually curious about that. I don't drive at night due to pretty serious glare.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I am not going to lie, I want some of these.
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
I have a fushigi Ball on my table right now
hockeyandgolfer224
And a life jacket on cause you must be drowning in pussy!
oximofo9
Yivs
As a female, having seen and experienced female toilets all over the world... Where can I buy #3 from?!
koria66
Yeah, I guess that thing is useful for camping trips too. I want one.
Elementalist01
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Mccorny
Love how the flags are proudly made in America but sent to China for the rest to be built.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
... #9 actually looks like it could be neat.
Kehy
Nah, that one was tested and doesn't work well. The pee funnel one though, that one could be useful
1Rogue
if there was automatic stirring that didn't suck ass I'd buy it
hero21b
I use something just like it for gravy, it's awesome.
SuperJedi
I want to see the B roll footage for each of these products.
kaeld
I bought a food dish like #19, stopped my cat from gorging on food and helped her lose weight
Elementalist01
Not sure if you used the wrong number or if your cat is just fly af now.
findingjewels
My MIL got me the sunglasses that help you see in HD and my husband got me the pair that helps you see fireworks in 4D (as a gag gift).
RandyReady
My mother gifted the HD glasses to me as a stocking stuffer and I have to say, they do work great in the fog but that's about it.
Yoggington
The Easy-Pee-Z is great for festivals or just any camping. Don't knock it till you try it.
Maanderz
Exactly! I'd rather have a zip lock with one of these and only my own germs than sit on those nasty port o potties at burning man.
Cambino
Quick question. You're camping with no water around and you have just pissed in a funnel. Where do you put it?
bandicootsnoochieboochies
I have one and when I'm hiking I rinse it with my drinking water and the put it in a ziploc bag. It's actually really great.
LanaDelReyy
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tooomanysteves
Good ones are made of flick-dry medical grade silicone. No water required. Stick it in a plastic bag, or use the alcohol-wipes you brought.
blitherypoop
Plastic bag w paper towels. Or use hand sanitizer. A lot of portable toilets have it.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
if youre bear grylls I think the answer is obvious.
ryukochan
I'd use it before some of the latrines and porta-johns I have used.
RaptorCav
The army as of '10 used to issue these to the females going down range.
diligo4565
It's cool that they took that into consideration
RaptorCav
It is a utility thing. Hard to yank your trows down if you're in full battle rattle on mission
Freakayou
There is a good one called "Go-Girl" all my female hiking friends love it, rolls back into its tube after use too.
greymaria
I think you're all missing the point where if you're out in the fucking wild, you can just pop a squat and piss wherever the fuck you please
miraglo
It's easier to aim with this though.
eclecticqueso
Yeah... All over your ankles and clothes, with your ass hanging out for the mosquitoes to feast upon, or other hikers to view.
CorneliusCornwall
I mean, they do what they say they do. Its just that what they do is silly.
angryflamingo
We have the Whoa, Buddy! bowl for my cat. It stops her snarfing and barfing so we're all good.
DictatorofPussy
mymomthinksimspecial
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ImOnlyHereForTheNudity
Little bit...
imgurnba
I use it for sauce. Works fine.
TwatchyHacky
The fushigi looks cool and the Angry mama looks more novelty than useful
JustinArnold
The fushigi is a contact juggling ball...When done right, it looks like it's floating
diligo4565
I've heard they shatter easier than the regular acrylic?
blitherypoop
I'm buying an Angry Momma. http://www.ebay.com/itm/272259423541
TwatchyHacky
Yeah, it's more novelty
blitherypoop
It's still sitting in my ebay cart.
jdr767
Dog bowl thing works. My Boston inhales her food so I put a lacrosse ball in her bowl - slows her down a bit.
Aaronb1138
Or you know, serve smaller portions more frequently. Like with people with the same *problem.
Aaronb1138
*I have the opposite problem and it works best to diet by eating fewer, still smaller portions a day. 1x day works best, 2x ok.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Yeah, eating too fast can cause some pretty severe gut problems in dogs, so portion pacers are a real, useful, real useful thing.
NotSoRighteous
One of my bull dogs died like that, fed them before going to school came back to his brother trying to wake him up. broke my heart
Sheari
I was gonna say #16 is actually a good idea
narwhalsies
I put an old kinder surprise egg in my cat's dish so he won't wolf down his food and puke it up everywhere. It's surprisingly effective.
Raetro
I use a mini cupcake tray for my 120 lbs mutt. Saves my carpets.
jdr767
That is a good idea I hadn't thought of!
Clover77
Love this! Gotta try it!
thelastsunset14
We use it with our cats so they don't scarf it down and then throw it up 5 seconds later.
PuddingIsAmazing
plastic bowls have a risk of feline acne tho
thelastsunset14
We've been using plastic bowls for 25+ years with multiple cats and have never had an issue with that.
PuddingIsAmazing
then I your lucky, or average
DoctorOwly
My cat does the "hork down her food and vomit it back up immediately" thing. I feed her on a plate instead of a bowl and it works
ivegottwolegs
One of ours does that in the AM. We give her a small bit then wait 10 minutes before giving her the rest.
inappropriateunzip
I just scream at my dog and call her a fat pig
unitedhello
I do that to myself every morning, and night, and during the day.
Cambino
Just like my mom used to do.
jdr767
When food is involved there is no reasoning with her.
Donnicton
I have a Border Collie/Husky - she is undaunted by such plebian schemes. She simply picks up the bowl, dumps it on the floor and then eats.
jdr767
Yea...Emma couldn't lift her bowl but she is very good about pushing the kibbles out of the bowl onto the floor for easier hoovering.
IlluminaBlade
smart dog plus infinite energy dog. You sealed your own fate.
pteridomania
You need a busy buddy kibble nibble or a Kong wobbler in your life :)
NachoPete
Those sound like Australian animal names.
cyno01
My dog is so fucking weird. She takes a mouthful of food, walks to wherever we are, munches it, goes back to her bowl, repeat. Shes (cont)
cyno01
also a neat freak, if i spill any food on the floor when filling her bowl she eats the stuff on the floor before munching from her bowl.
goodisunpopular
I've seen almost every small breed do this, Chihuahuas, Pomeranians, Papillons, Yorkies, etc...
unitedhello
I had a spaniel that would do that. She also carried her bowl around when she wanted food.
cupcake13
My childhood dog did the same thing!! I thought it was so unusual. Your dog was not alone!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Breed? Of my many dogs only my terriers have done this.
cyno01
Yes, according to her papers shes a silkypoo.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Oh god - it's been so long since I had a terrier I forgot about the couple of days you spend wondering if you got the right dog back from
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) the groomer. (Before I just started shaving my own dogs - which actually it looks like you did but you still probably know what I mean)
AussieMuse
Mine takes a few bits about three inches away from bowl, drops it and picks up bits and eats it...and repeats. Weird animal