Nextlahualli - gods sacrificed for our nourishment, and therefore, we offer gods back the still beating hearts of men

Jul 25, 2024 2:31 AM

Gnap time

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But wait, there's more!

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That rocks

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Jesus, Marie! They’re minerals

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We literally use freshly broken glass blades, essentially obsidian, to make micron thick sections of sample materials, for imaging in Transmission electron microscopy.

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You guys don’t use a dual beam for that!?

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Fall of Civilizations Podcast - The Aztecs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8JVdpWCKeM

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They performed surgery on a grape ()

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I absolutely would not be using or holding them shards. I am an accident waiting to happen.

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They did surgery on a GRAPE

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Uh. You know that is regularly recommended to med students to practice surgery techniques?

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ah, cool!

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I see somebody been playing dwarf fortress

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I stole a piece of obsidian from the school science class room when I was a kid. Still have it.

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I'm tellin!!!!

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Damn, should have kept my mouth shut. I got away with for 31 years, guess I had a good run.

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Snow crash spoilers here

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How do you sharpen it?

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That's the neat part, you don't.

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Horus has fallowed you...

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I'm impressed that this gentleman manages to handle his obsidian without cutting the piss out of his fingers.

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Best way to kill a geologist

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Is this what our ancestors used?

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Obsidian was the first tool used for surgery

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Accidentally cut the bottom of my foot with flecks of obsidian. Good, it didn't really hurt. Bad, those little cuts wouldn't stop bleeding for the longest time, and I hadn't noticed at first so I got blood everywhere

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For *successful* surgery

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And surprisingly or not so surprisingly on how you look at it, had minimal scarring for how it cut

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Obsidian is so sharp, it cuts between cells instead of tearing them. Steel will tear cells.

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They did surgery on a grape?

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and the last when your surgeon is shit

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Obsidian is still used for some surgeries, since it is sharper than regular scalps.

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Cualli tetl. Osda nvya. oy li lek ton un. (Tla yiganvdadi doyuka nawatli kanesd, degohlgasgini tsosda dikanesd gvhdi tsalagi tsotsilihno.

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Don't talk Nahuatl to me, Ikone se siuatl!

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Gave my friends some Obsidian to make their own knives....later found out they cut themselves in the process. lol

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Let's build a Nether Gate

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Was looking for you 🙌

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If I remember correctly, obsidian surgical scalpels are approved for limited use in some countries. Apparently, they leave far less scarring, though care must be taken due to their brittleness.

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I've read that they're mostly used by eye surgeons

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Surgeons also didn't like them because they were too sharp, and they were used to the resistance of the steel blades.

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They can also make healing take longer because they slice through cells and not separate the cells like steel does.

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I thought it was the other way around.

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Pretty sure that's not how that works. Think it's because very sharp things make clean cuts and ragged edges are easier to knit together because there's a larger surface area and more directions to resist any pulling apart of the wound.

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Other way round

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Flintknapping Obsidian is my new band name.

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Hard rock?

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Did you abduct a black cat from Michigan?

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I learned how to knap local obsidian last month. We have a knap group here.

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No knapping at work.

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Is there a youth team? A bunch of kid knappers?

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Great now we'll have micro rocks in us

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Tbf having micro rocks in us is pretty normal and not necessarily bad for health. If you mash up an iron-fortified cereal in warm water and stir it with a strong magnet, you can see the magnetic micro rocks! Also most shimmery cosmetics that are safe for putting on your eyes and lips (any lip product must be safe to eat) have something like mica in them, which also would qualify as micro rocks.

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Duly noted. Thanks for the info

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You're welcome. I still remember the day in class we did the cereal experiment because I thought it was SO COOL. Also because my classmates were grossed out because we used a type of magnet that is typically used for feeding to cows to get bits of metal out of their digestive system as it passes through, even though the teachers were VERY CLEAR that that particular magnet had NOT in fact been through a cow. So I thought their disgust was highly illogical!

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obsidian is insanely sharp, but also very brittle. i'd be worried about little shards getting in the food

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The go to method for testing a knives sharpness is to shave the hair on you arm. So no worries about wasting food.

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You probably shouldn't get out of bed either... /s

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If it got into your stomach it would probably dissolve.

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Great. Now we have MicroObsidians

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Just like are great great great great great great great great great great *two minutes later* great ancestors did.

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Teflon and food safe plastics are safe to ingest tho (in short term atleast)

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Just a little Teflon, as a treat.

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Yeah, because plastic or a Teflon is great when ingested!

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Well… except for all the micro scalpel slices and subsequent internal bleeding.

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Yummy!

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it absolutely can.

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Just cook it so the internal temperature reaches 165 deg F to kill all the little obsidian bacteria.

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Would be a big concern if they were going to eat any of it instead of just filming it.

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If I made this video I would be intending to eat that food.

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Given that it’s been used for surgery, and cutting food over centuries, I’m going with the random internet guys imagined concern being non existent.

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More like it probably existed but in trace amounts there's no danger whatsoever.

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As far as surgery goes, obsidian is not FDA approved so you can only use it for research

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It's premarket approval system, only applies if you sell them for medical use. If a surgeon knaps the blade and uses it without intent to sell, no FDA approval required. Research purposes requires a specific exemption request, so still requires FDA approval, and the purpose of must be collecting safety and efficacy data for a premarket request.

None of which matters as the listings are incredibly broad, and "scalpel" and "knife, surgical" are approved class 1, and don't require filing.

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My spoon is too big

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Yay! Woohoo!!

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I'm a 🍌!

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Truely a meme for every occasion.

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this meme is from web 1.0
truly a classic.

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